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Happy academic weapon season to all my folks who are also suffering from the exams

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How does a man look at me like THAT and then gets engaged 2 weeks later... I feel sorry for her

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Anyone wanna be friends? I'm a mess but hey, maybe we could be a mess together? :)

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Why doesn't anyone want me? Am I really that terrible??

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All men know is lying, cheating and being in love with someone else

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Friends, another man I was interested in has a girlfriend, at this point just kill me to put me out of my misery

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Wooo, I'm losing weight the healthy way nowadays and I've never felt better about my current weight!!

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Stop!! Talking!!!! About!!!! Your TC!!!!!! ON TIKTOK!!!!!!!!!!

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Today I encountered a literal Jeremy Allen White doppelganger at work and now I can see the appeal that man has, wowza

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Does anyone here read fanfiction?? 👀

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Dreaming of railing that old man...

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Babes, I have a fucking concussion from hitting my head on a door... Pray for my stupid ass lmao

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I hope somebody gives him a proper birthday bj... Wish it were me but whatever, I guess

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How much do guys really like vanilla perfume? Apparently they go batshit for it, anyone with experience??

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I have strep throat and I didn't even get it the fun way smh 😒

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after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

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Of course he has a perfect blonde girlfriend 🙄