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a very important message

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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

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Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

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Did you know: parrots are susceptible to bribery

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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

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kul’zak hcs

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I figured that the most badass version of this song would be with Elsa (Idena Menzel) singing over the Panic! at the Disco Instrumental.

I was Right.

Enjoy!

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it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

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Best pirate ive ever seen…

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Well now I DEFINITELY need to learn Icelandic.

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Technically the Firstborn is uploaded!

^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24993754 @azu1as you asked me to tag you so here.

Edit: @muffinlance I realize this is an easier way to let you know… because the link is here… Oops.

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@muffinlance,

I have been Cursed with an Image that haunts my every waking hour. A fanfic idea, emerged as a fully formed meme, that mocks my every attempt to write it or banish it from my mind.

I beg of you, send one of your knights to vanquish this foe, to bind it in writing so it may torment me no more.

(Image ID: Trying To Explain Meme- a black girl stands in the hallway gesturing as she tries to explain something obviously very complicated. A black women reclines on the couch with a blanket pulled up to her shoulders. She patiently waits for the girl to finish explaining. Text reads: 'Time Traveling Salvage! Hakoda explaining that they need to assassinate 2nd prince Ozai and kidnap his son' and '6+ years pre-canon Southern Water Tribe/Earth Kingdom.' End ID.)

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Okay Okay Okay.... so anyone up for Parental soulmarks Zuko and Hakoda AU of Salvage??? Imagine ZUKO knowing who his Marked Parent is but not HAKODA who only has like idk the blue spirit mask or the dao swords or smth. Maybe soulmarks can't be injured off of someone? So Loserdad couldn't burn it off of him (though not for lack of TRYING)

Zuko, born with his face half done up in vividly beautiful Water Tribe wolf warrior paint: *canon typical scarring occurs MUCH earlier* *hey, at least Ursa caught him when Ozai tried to instintively yeet a newborn out the window*

--- Years later, but not nearly long enough ---

Hakodad, fishing a shivering Fire Nation gremlin out of the water and seeing wolf warrior paint starting to bleed back in wherever his scar has healed: Shit, whose child is this?

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Okay Okay Okay.... so anyone up for Parental soulmarks Zuko and Hakoda AU of Salvage??? Imagine ZUKO knowing who his Marked Parent is but not HAKODA who only has like idk the blue spirit mask or the dao swords or smth. Maybe soulmarks can't be injured off of someone? So Loserdad couldn't burn it off of him (though not for lack of TRYING)

Zuko, born with his face half done up in vividly beautiful Water Tribe wolf warrior paint: *canon typical scarring occurs MUCH earlier* *hey, at least Ursa caught him when Ozai tried to instintively yeet a newborn out the window*

--- Years later, but not nearly long enough ---

Hakodad, fishing a shivering Fire Nation gremlin out of the water and seeing wolf warrior paint starting to bleed back in wherever his scar has healed: Shit, whose child is this?

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