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Just look at that smug smitten smile he knows exactly what he's getting dragged into when she brings him back there. We love our horny horny dirty couple. Romantic yes but horny.

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not sure why obsession with trains is seen as an autism thing when i think any reasonable human being with joy in their heart should be at least a little obsessed with trains. decently reliable public transport? with a rhytmic soothing motion but steady enough on long distances that you could read or draw while riding? getting to see the sights as you speed past? 10/10 best way to travel.

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Anyone else remember when people were wearing those leggings with denim print on them to make them look like you're wearing jeans? They should start doing that, but for underwear. I want to be able to take my pants off when it's too hot to be wearing pants in public, and have people looking at me like "is that fucking guy wearing goddamn daisy dukes?" instead of "is that guy just straight-up not wearing pants?"

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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In 2012, NASA moved the space shuttle Endeavour through the streets of Los Angeles to the California Science Center.

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i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency

in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion

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Your grandfather has the most nonspecific midcentury visage I have ever seen

A man made to say one line before Bob Hope walked on the screen.

He used to scam Dean Martin's guest table in Vegas while he was running a show for Orson Welles.

Married to a stone cold fox who did his marketing AND kept a roof over their heads because "magician" is not generally a lucrative career path.

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Paul Winchell was a ventriloquist, actor, and comedian whose career flourished in the 1950s and 1960s.

Winchell, who had medical training, was also an inventor, becoming the first person to build and patent a mechanical artificial heart, implantable in the chest cavity (US Patent #3097366)

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Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.

The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.