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          her face lights up as she takes it ALL in— the suit looks a lot more like some sort of fancy motorcycle outfit ( aside from the weird helmet thing ) than she’d expected, but it’s still COOL ( especially since she knows what it can DO. sort of. kinda. ) her eyes widen at his suggestion, and she grins, excitement practically radiating from the girl.

          ❛ wait, you’re gonna— do the thing?? like RIGHT NOW?? dude. ❜

     OKAY.   so granted, he could just explain the science behind everything, and talk himself – and talk her – around in circles.  or,  he can make everyone’s lives easier by just offering a visual aid.  so, he figures it’s a MUCH better idea to just show the mutant the ant-man suit.    ( what a great use of his time + the suit. )

               ❛     okay, so, the way i see it,  i can go through the science behind all this shit over and over & have you forget it and tweet me again like, ‘scott, how do you do the shrinky-thing?’ and later, rinse, repeat.  or we can go through this REAL FAST  &  you can SEE the suit in action and all that jazz.    ❜

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I wish I was as pretty as @sazclose

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"This right here is where a person would go crazy."

spooky | accepting

           ❛ oh, come on. it’s so not THAT bad. ❜ a pause. ❛ i think it’s kind of charming. ❜

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Ghost Adventures Starters

"Come fight me in the dark!"

"Little kids shouldn't growl!"

"Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the shit."

"I'm sorry. I'm not taunting you, I'm just talking. Talking loudly."

"Heights, snakes, and crazy-looking dolls. Those are on my top three 'I-don't-like' list."

"I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick."

"It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you?"

"Was this spirit screwing with us?"

"You have reached your final destination; Hell."

"Did you just touch my thigh?"

"OH MY GOD."

"Was there a fucking earthquake?"

"I heard there's some gnarly entities in here."

"Why do you feel the need to scare children?"

"Why are you making my stomach feel pain?"

"I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to a spirit as a butthead before."

"You're kinda weird? So am I."

"This right here is where a person would go crazy."

"Enough with the double entendres, dude!"

*unexplained loud noises*

"I don't know what 1-D means."

"You wanted us; you got us."

"Now I'm really starting to feel like we are in, like, a Dracula movie."

"That's not a good thing, honestly."

"Quit being a pansy - I think you're a joke!"

"I wanna make him so mad he gets the biggest rocks he can find and throws them at our heads."

"...She didn't ever castrate anyone, did she?"

"So step up!"

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— a TENDENCY towards SELF-DESTRUCTION. 

( sideblog to @aravensflower. poetry cred. )

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( from q who isn't drunk and has no blog ) [text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

call me beep me if u wanna reach me | accepting

[ text: meme hero ( best person ! ) ] i can’t decide if that sounds amazing or disgusting[ text: meme hero ( best person ! ) ] but im glad ur having a good time

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[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. ( from scott TBH )

call me beep me if u wanna reach me | accepting

[ text: ♥ ] o h my go,d,[ text: ♥ ] you a r e,,, so cute,,[ text: ♥ ] ,, same tho.[ text: ♥ ] thank you?? for everything???

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[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.

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[ text: too good to me ] oh my god[ text: too good to me ] im not worth the last piece of gum........ that’s just....... too much.......... 

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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no offense but I literally can’t process that others genuinely care for me

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            she rolls her eyes as she follows him outside, absently running her fingers through her hair ( almost as if to de-tangle it, but nothing can fix this mess ). she watches him climb onto the hammock, raising an eyebrow with a snort. 

            ❛ don’t exaggerate, i’m sure it wasn’t that long. ❜ she teases, climbing onto the hammock next to him, propping herself up with her elbows.  ❛ i don’t even think it’s like, physically possible to make out that long. ❜

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                                   he laughs, rubbing her shoulder lightly before he leads her to the backyard. pietro and sam were sitting on the couches, while angel and riptide were floating lightly in the pool. four weeks in here, and alex had barely said three sentences to either of them. as they get to the hammock, he gets on first, balancing it out so it was stable for when she got on.    ❛    i’m not being rude    ––––    ❜

                                    alex rested on one of the pillows and let one of his legs hang out of the hammock, letting his foot rest on the ground so he could lightly rock it from side to side.    ❛    not rude. just stating facts. they’ve been in this thing for the last two hours.    ❜    he complained, turning his head to look at her.