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I Don't Mean to Alarm You But We Have DELTARUNE Due Next Week..........
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German postcard illustrator Arthur Thiele captures an adorable early 20th Century meet cute with the caption in French translating “my dear lady, dare I?” The date 1912 is handwritten on the card and it appears to have been sent in commemoration of a couple’s anniversary.
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It's June 1. It's time.
Go be gay.
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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???
Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes
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I'm a simple reader, I like it when the pov switches back and forth between one character thinking "I am so ugly.....too rugged and broad shouldered and good at chopping logs to ever be attractive to this beautiful ethereal person.....even now they stare at me in disgust" and the other character who is thinking "NUT but I must control my passion.....they know how lecherous I regard them and pity me for my hopeless lust NUT NUT NUT"
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I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this
Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth
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jerk off and moan like a girl in my enchanted grove hideout? that's not what it's for
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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house
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