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Fluff Imagines Part 1/5

Denbel

- Prussia inviting Hungary to hang out with the awesome trio. She brings Belgium and Liechtenstein along. This is fine because Bel and Prussia are neighbors, Prussia and Liechtenstein are cousins, Bel and Den are mutual friends with romantic tension through Lars, and America isn’t allowed to have an opinion on the matter. 

- These peeps going out to play laser tag, Awesome trio totally annihilating the crazy girl trio because they are children who do this on a regular basis with the exception of Hungary who holds her own quite well because she’s frequently target practices. 

- Bonus: Belgium and Hungary being SUPER competitive besties who hate losing. 

- Belgium shoving Den into the wall into a deep kiss. Prussia reaches over to cover Liechtenstein’s eyes because they’re related and he doesn’t want his innocent cousin’s eyes to see that. Hungary shooting the crap out of Prussia from behind. 

- Belgium then shooting Den to get that final point, then winking and walking away a cocky shit, leaving this usually loud and exuberant man blushing and speechless. 

- Bonus: Belgium and Hungary highfiving as they walk out. America loudly complaining about cheating. Liechtenstein innocently asking Prussia what happened. Prussia avoiding the question so he doesn’t get in trouble with Vash. 

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Neighbors HCs

The Low countries being neighbors with the Germanic family. 

- Netherlands and Germany trying to have nicer lawns than each other.

- Prussia and Czech blaring really loud music and Luxembourg knocking at the door asking them to please turn it down.

- Hungary coming over to visit Belgium one night, and the BTT convinces Prussia to play love songs from a boom box outside Belgium’s window. He does it. Hungary is flabbergasted and embarrassed. Belgium and Luxembourg stand in the window laughing their asses off. 

- Austria getting kicked out of the house by the other two because he ‘isn’t german’ and staying with them for a few days until he can buy his own house.

- Belgium suddenly caring about helping Netherlands with the garden when Prussia invites Spain over.

- Germany seeking refuge in Netherlands garage when Prussia has friends over. They drink beer and watch soccer until the nightmare is over. 

- Belgium and Prussia hating each other, but not really. They totally hang out if nobody else is around and hook each other up with their friends. 

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20 HWS Australia HCs

England discovered Australia he planned to make it into a prison of sorts. The first settlers were convicts. The best behaved of which became Australia’s bodyguards.

When he was little, he would ride around in a kangaroos pouch to get where he needed to go.

He knows “Land down Under” by heart.

Nobody can mimic his accent.

He once let a snake loose in a world meeting.

He still holds a grudge against England for forcing culture on him.

He’s missed living with New Zealand since their separation in 1841. He feels isolated sometimes. 

As a bushranger himself, he had some admiration for Ned Kelly. He thought the armor plated suit in his last shootout was genius. England scoffed at the idea until Armor plating got famous in the James Bond movies. Australia Takes credit for this idea.

When the female nations want to go to the beach without being watched by certain male nations, they visit him. He enjoys the company.

He was almost killed by Turkey during the Gallipoli campaign. He has had a scar across his lower back since then.

He regularly visits the Sydney Opera house. It reminds him how far he’s come as a nation.

He gained independence from England on March 3rd, 1986. Every year on March 3rd he stands outside England’s house with a boom box and plays “We’re not Gonna Take It” at full volume.

He was extremely Ill and on an IV in 2006 when Australia suffered severe drought

In 1851 he threw a pickax at England’s house as part of the Eureka Rebellion.

He started traveling in 1920 when his first airport was established. It was the first time he’d left Oceania.

Many of the European nations consider 1923 a bad year because that’s when he started selling vegemite. 

He still brings up how he beat Japan’s air Raid in WWII, Japan gets visibly annoyed by this.

In 1901, when his flag was established, he got it printed on stickers and covered the world conference building with them. 

He probably lived in a tree house at some point.

Of all the micronation parents, he’s the most fun.

Sealand has been banned from his smaller islands after repeatedly trying to claim them.

He can fix anything with duct tape.

He is actually a wine drinker despite being a redneck.

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Some Cheffy HCs

I’ve suffered under a French chef for a while now so let me have this:

 - France eventually realizing the tyranny in French kitchens and trying to make it better by just showing up in random kitchens around France with food and coffee for the line cooks and dishie(s).

 - Casually corrects behavior or ‘traditional’ French chefs in his kitchens. Also will pick up shifts at restaurants so the cooks can have a day off to see their loved ones.

 - He (and probably Belgium) attended LaVarenne when it first opened. They regularly visits to make sure everything is going well. 

 - It was here that he came to the conclusion Alfred probably can cook because of the amount of Americans that came to his school then reshaped the culinary scene. (Waxman, Waters, Child, Tesar, Silverton to name a few) He is so incredibly proud of this fact. 

 - He is, however, a total cocky shit about being the biggest and most influential culinary empire in the world. It totally pisses off other major culinarians like Belgium, China, Austria, Mexico, Japan and Italy.

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20 HWS Belarus HCs

She’s very good at aerial acrobatics

Despite common belief, she is capable of having a normal conversation with Russia.

Over the years, she’s warmed up to Lithuania significantly. She still doesn’t return romantic feelings for him, but she IS sorry for breaking off his fingers.

She’s very outdoorsy. 40% of her land is forest.

Every year at Maslenitsa week, she invites Canada over for pancakes. She now considers him a friend. 

Due to all sorts of weird superstitions in her country, she’s extremely paranoid.

She was denied membership to the EU due to her severe form of government and her personal nature.

She was flat broke after multiple invasions in WWII, The Baltic’s took care of her for a long time.

She declared independence in 1990 when the Soviet Union collapsed. Sometimes she’ll still raise a glass of vodka for those times though. It was when she was most stable.

In the 13th century, she was in a political marriage with Lithuania. Russia broke it up in 1795, he did not approve.

She is Jewish.

In 1919, she joined the red army after communist rule was established in Belarus by Russia.

In 1921, she was shipped back and forth between Poland and Russia weekly as they each had half her land.

She was a direct opponent of Stalin in the 30s and sent to a labor camp. Russia scolded him and bailed her out.

In 1945, Poland lost his section of her land and she was devoted purely to Russia. Poland was relieved, Lithuania was angered but wasn’t going to speak out against Russia.

In 1196, she formed a union with Russia. Lithuania cried.

Belarus only clings to Russia in a Yandere way because she doesn’t want to be taken away from him again. 

In 1998, she was on food rations. Ukraine and Estonia would smuggle food in to her from their countries.

She treats Latvia like a little brother.

She can see ghosts. after WWII she was the only one who could see or communicate with Prussia. Other nations thought she was talking to herself. 

She watches ghost adventures and throws things at her TV when they guess what the ghost said completely wrong.

In the Soviet Union, she would sing to help put Russia to sleep.

She has almost died on multiple occasions, because of this she sometimes cries herself to sleep. Ukraine is the only one who can calm her down.

Due to her economic and political instability, as well as her debt to Russia and lack of Defense, She knows she’s going to die soon. She’s accepted this and has written a will.

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20 Austria HCS

Nowadays he hangs around mostly with Switzerland and the Netherlands. Switzerland will only speak to Austria is The Netherlands is there.

When Hungary and Belgium got bored, they would steal some money from Austria’s room and go shopping. This went on from 1714-1804.

He lost his empire in WWI, he misses having them around the house. 

He did not dislike chibitalia, he was just strict.

At one point, Austria was one of the worlds strongest empires. Prussia is terrified he’ll return to power, but he’d NEVER admit to this fear.

He misses Hungary and Spain. he liked having someone to come home to.

He doesn’t like France due to the French revolution. But he also doesn’t like England, he finds him useless.

He’s cheap but enjoys the finer things in life. he turned into a pretty good cook because of this; he can make something out of almost nothing.

While he was married to Spain, they would drink Sangria together every Friday night. One time he invited Luxembourg, he was terrified. They avoided Belgium for months afterwards thinking she would be mad, Turned out she just wanted to join them.

He wouldn’t speak to Germany after the Annexation of Austria until he recovered. He felt betrayed by his former ally.

In 1679 plague broke out across Austria, Spain and Hungary took care of him. In 1831 he returned the favor when plague hit Hungary. 

He blames Prussia and France for the dissolution of his empire. He convinced himself he dislikes the BTT as a whole.

He was uneasy about having Romania join his empire; he’s very suspicious of him.

Since he’s too cheap to actually buy wine, he visits the 24-hour free wine fountains in Italy at night and fills empty bottles. Nobody has caught on yet.

He treated the Habsburg Empire countries like a family. Every night, they would all sit around and listen to him play the Piano. He still plays nightly to fight off loneliness.

The waltz was born in 17th century Austria. Some nights if he was in the mood, he would have someone else take over on the piano (usually Luxembourg or Spain) so he could dance with Hungary. She has fond memories of this and Prussia hates it. 

He will never forgive Prussia for breaking up his empire in 1866.

Coffee has been his favorite beverage since Turkey retreated in the 1700s and left large amounts of coffee. 

He’s very skilled at fencing.

Switzerland kept him out of Trouble as a child, Austria misses being friends like they used to be.

He wishes he was powerful enough to take back what he lost.

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20 HWS America HCs

he has looked up to Prussia as a mentor since the American revolution

He’s a fan of country music

He LOVES old west movies

He never fully forgave Canada for siding with England in the revolutionary war

He visits Disney World every year on December 15th since 1966. (The day Walt Disney died)

His ringtone is Neil Diamonds ‘America’

He Likes to binge WWII movies, even though he cries

He’s a really good swing dancer

He has a shrine of Marilyn Monroe pictures; she died before he could meet her. He refused to speak to Kennedy for a month after her death and frequently sends flowers to her grave.

He was a moonshiner during the prohibition era. Until Canada caught on and destroyed his still. He never made more

He has a slightly southern accent

He attempts to infiltrate EU meetings sometimes, it NEVER works.

He had severe paranoia in the 1960s-1970s due to the Zodiac Killer. Canada has to stay with him at night.

He knows Harland Sanders original fried chicken recipe and uses it frequently. it’s amazing!

He’s really close friends with Denmark, they like to prank England and Norway together.

He has a golden retriever, they play fetch everyday.

Every Friday night he and Japan order sushi and watch anime together.

He loves England, not romantically, But as a father figure. 

The Wright brothers are his personal heroes.

America is an amazing gambler, except he has an awful poker face. 

It’s really obvious when he lies.

Contrary to popular belief, he actually has some sense of taste. Let’s remember he grew up around both England AND France.

He had a restraining order against Russia since the 40s until the early 90s.

He has a poster of the Declaration of Independence in every room of his house.

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Rules + Preferences

Scarlett’s Ship List 

 Otps

 Austria x Hungary 

Prussia x Hungary

 Bulgaria x Hungary

 Switzerland x Hungary

 Seychelles x Australia

 Austria x Switzerland 

France x Spain

 France x Netherlands

 France x Belgium 

Belgium x Spain

 Belgium x Denmark 

Ukraine x Estonia

 Belarus x Lithuania 

Belarus x Norway

 Romania x Bulgaria 

 Liechtenstein x Luxembourg 

Taiwan x Netherlands

 France x England 

 America x Japan (done correctly) 

 Others are good too and I don’t mind writing for them at all but these are my personal preferences to write for because of their lack of content (exception of the latter two) and potential I don’t see talked about enough. I will not write for any of the following romantically - Incest ships such as USUK or Spamano. - Overly popular ships like Gerita. There’s no need for me to cover it because like 20 other headcanon blogs have done so. Maybe I’ll consider doing one or two, but I’d rather play to the wallflower ships. - Ships I’ve had a bad experience with. These seem to overlap with incest ships almost entirely so it shouldn’t be a huge thing butttt just in case I’m sticking this bad boy on here. I’m to lazy to list. Thank you for listening to my opinions and preferences. Feel free to send me an ask even if the ship doesn’t fall on my list. As long as it doesn’t make my ‘will not write’ criteria you’re in good shape.

What I won’t write

I will not be writing anything on this blog related to mental disorders, self-harm or suicide. I find those to be really depressing and unnecessary and I want this to be a safe space.

I will not be writing sexual headcanons. They’re just not my thing, I prefer to build on characters instead. 

I will NOT be writing about any recent world events, genocides, political events, or atrocities. It’s wrong and dehumanizes people in those situations. Istg if I had to see one more “Poor aph China” posts during covid I was going to throw my laptop across the room. Hetalia can be used to represent history positively, and I appreciate that, but sympathizing with anime characters rather than real people is a big no for me and thus none of these topics will be discussed on my blog. 

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About

Hi, My name is Scarlett. I’m a culinarian with a little bit of free time. I’ve been writing headcanons for about 4 years, as well as roleplaying Belgium. I write both historical headcanons and human AUs so you’ll find a nice mix of both here! I prefer to write for rare, underappreciated, or unwritten pairs, ideas and characters. As always, headcanons vary by the individual writing them, as such my interpretations/ideas may be different from yours. Please respect me, my perceptions, ships and headcanons. Thank you and welcome to my blog!