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Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.
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MY MONARCH! Took an accidental 2 year long sabbatical from Tumblr and many of my faves have moved on, how ya doin bbg I’ve yet to even watch the new anime (tybw) does it live up to the hype?
Absolute travesty that so many Bleach weirdos have fallen to the passage of time (I say as I myself am a clinging relic with scant to offer).
I’m doing well! My garden this year is thriving, I’ve already got my first big sunburn of the Summer out of the way, and I’ve been reading like I’m a middle schooler again. To name a few good things.
Hopefully your sabbatical was full of good things too and welcome back!!
The new anime is actually pretty fucking good, with a few exceptions of change from the manga that I think are corny and bad. But they definitely ponied up animation wise compared to the original manga. And rainbow Mayuri was really worth everything tbh.
#monarch???? where art thy court??#and honestly tumblr sabbaticals are so valid and beautiful#internet poisoning sloughing off before you return for more
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#it’s the Bleach Color+ cover so the results vary#it depends if you want all 13 Bleach characters to try at the same time or if you want them to each take a shot 1 on 1#Either way? Mental state in very questionable hands#reblog
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I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.
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Bought an EV recently and it’s truly a shame the shinigami don’t really fuck with cars. If their televisions are anything to go by, I know Mayuri would REALLY get into the macabre bullshit for a car.
Screen in the middle of the dash is an unnaturally stretched mouth with gums obviously stitched where the teeth used to be.
Plug in is an intestinal tract that shlurps when it charges.
Someone other than you enters the driver’s seat and poison floods the body of the car.
RIP to anyone who test drives for that man, he’s going above and beyond on those dummy safety tests just for the love of the game.
#buying an EV that’s not a Tesla is basically an hour + of the sales guy comparing the EV to a Tesla#I was like ‘I am not buying a Tesla stop speaking that name I’m getting this little Chevy bb girl now hand me my tax credit papers’
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I got inspired by these manga covers and I thought they would look great together!! Honestly, they could pass for a couples outfit, right?
#something that I’ve found I am sickeningly attracted to is the slutty open button up and chain combo#Kubo you knew that bitch was a stud and you still tried to have her date a man#CRAZY#my reaction is that lady Gaga video of her just saying Amazing Ground Breaking ect#Orihime knows what she’s about 🫶 Visible happy trail and grabable chain is catnip fr fr#reblog
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I love these tags so much!!!
Zaraki would ABSOLUTELY show up attempting to chase that War High he experienced fighting Unohana and Gremmy. He begins the downward spiral of realizing he may never live that high ever again, circling the same drain Unohana did all those years ago.
Also is the fic that this is in Stories of the Sea?? Because I saw an update on my dash not too long ago and have a tab open to start that one (finally!!!). Captains wearing people’s ribs ala Gashadokuro is an absolute mood.
Mayuri vs Pernida as puppets would own SO HARD. I think if Mayuri got involved in a production he caught wind of because he’s a little control freak, he’d piss off the Puppeteers so bad. He’d remodel a Jizo puppet to need like five people and throw off the established hierarchy of a troupe just to be a bitch.
And LEDs wise, they’ve also come a long way with light production casting out into the crowd, and I think it’s completely possible a blinding Sunflower suit casting rainbows on audience members could be rigged up.
Also I’m sure the Gotei 13, Byakuya in particular, has been dealing with Porno lawsuits for a LONG time. That man is having to get legal documents drafted to stop the production of obscene material that claims to be Life Casted Straight From The Man Himself on the regular.
#yet another draft I didn’t post idk why#but yes absolutely I agree that Zaraki is keeping his ‘fuck this whole Peace thing sucks even more after knowing real battle’#well and alive#also Byakuya has a lawyer just for those#he has an army of them all specialized in different shit#he reads his legal takedowns like the morning paper#Zaraki probably collects his illegal porno playbills whenever he finds them#maybe even attends
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Giselle is that girlie who is nonstop dancing at the rave. Non. Stop.
She’s half drinking half spilling in the crush of bodies. Accepting a bump while dancing on Bambi’s lap. Grooving in the bathroom and hopping on the sinks while Lili flashes the lights and scares anyone coming in with her mighty morphing mouth.
Even when they’re weaving through the parking lot, she’s still jumping like there’s gonna be another drop.
And then when they’re back home, she’s moody and listless and passive aggressive because The Nothing is whispering at her again.
#absolute menace at the rave turned vindictive sadist because life post rave sucks#She’s one of those girls who is always wanting to Do Something Fun and if it doesn’t happen she makes everyone pay for it#the blorbo was on my mind a few weeks ago#or a couple weeks ago#releasing to your collective misfortune
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roaches be upon ye
#not my blorbinaaaaaaa#it’s okay she won’t die anyway#I love the chibis you did of her 🙏 So so so cute#reblog
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I think Momo is like one of those make up store reps to her division. She is their customer service. That’s why they like her. And it’s a form of downplaying her for some, but it’s also what makes her one of the most approachable, dependable lieutenants in active duty. She actually gives a shit and the credit is unfortunately largely taken by the store she works for providing such wonderful service. (Soul Society bbb ratings show the truth don’t worry)
Like someone asks her how to learn a kido faster and she just smiles, so tired and kind, and tells them to keep trying but recommends more achievable kido and and similar ones that shinigami probably already knows to combine in an approximation (one could even say a dupe) because hollows won’t wait for you to master a single kido.
She’s practical yet gentle in her let downs. Realistic in her hope. Kind in her discipline.
#Aizen left his elite employee behind thinking he could do it himself#WRONG YOU FAKE BITCH#anyway this was inspired by a really nice Ulta worker#who helped me find a good and CHEAP moisturizer bc I refuse to shell out $60 for a face cream#like always ask a worker their advice for good shit that’s not a scam price#anyway Momo I know you would’ve done me the same solid in regards to undead soldier tactics
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Bazz-B and his family member/nanny? idk
#huge Cersei vibes#so glad everyone else locked on to her .5 second screen time#love how you fleshed out her clothes#and doubled down on the disgusted eyebrows#reblog
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She was a Byakuya girlie, btw
One of my friend’s friends is terminally jealous that she has other friends and has to assert her dominance as the Most Friend, the Best Best Friend, etc.
I’ll be meeting her before the year ends and I know I’ll be able to common ground the shit out of things because she loves Bleach. It’s one of her favorite manga/anime.
Yet again, being terminally obsessed with this show has bore fruit.
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𝐆𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐲 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐮𝐛𝐨
#someone get her on Future Diary STAT#death game with immortal zombie still playing for kicks let’s go#Gigi pulling off a mascot outfit? more likely than you think#reblog
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Happy New Year, fellow Bleach freaky deaks!
2024 rounded out to be pretty amazing and I found out I’m a cringe lesbian instead of a cringe bisexual, so not that big of a change in the scheme of things but huge for me, personally. Perhaps in 2025 I’ll skew in another categorical label, who knows!
Let’s hear it for ringing in the new year still kicking as an internet weirdo on Tumblr dot com!!!
#me pre butch: romance is pretty cringe irl#me post butch: here is a love letter and a playlist and a homemade Christmas card and your favorite drink and let’s make out all day#the list goes on it’s embarrassing except I can’t help it I keep doing it#GETTING READY TO BUTCH MAYURI SO FUCKING HARD#I’m gonna be like that amazing Kenpachi/Unohana shipper that butched Zaraki#except more annoying and with no art just words
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Mayuri taichou wishes us a happy new year, guys!

#I love that Hiyosu is rightfully losing his shit while Akon is just annoyed#gaze upon the freak nasty sun drop you will#reblog
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Love Kubo dropping the existence of a Kidou Recovery Room and just dipping
#so you’re saying the fifth has the equivelant of a high school gym recovery room#and people will join just for access to that#almost like it’s a club#listen I’m starting to see where he gets inspo for things#*jots down to world build with the Gotei 13 like it’s a standard high school and go from there*#reblog
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The fact that 0% voted for Ukitake is insane. That man would make an onlyfans if he found out Shunsui was doing it and we KNOW Shunsui is doing it.
Shunsui is mostly posting his writing and cheeky tease shots on that thing while Ukitake is baring full frontal on a regular basis like people, get with the program.
#Urahara and Shunsui tying is LMAOOOOOO#they have that same troll vibe#both of them posting almost the same cheekily posed shot of them tastefully covered by a kimono#but naked underneath and they’re drinking sake#only major difference is Urahara has a set and Shunsui is just taking these pics at home and office#so the quality is a bit different#and them posting pretty much the same thing day in day out is a reg occurance#reblog
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