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Doctor vs Master in terms of who I'd rather have as an enemy is Master all the fucking way. The thing about The Master is their number one priority is not their moral code or revenge or domination or being a villain no their number 1 priority no matter what is being high camp. If the master was after me I would just clap to lower the lights and make "masochism tango" start playing and then during the dance I'd cuff and collar them with some ridiculously strong stuff and at the end they'd be like "mon chéri...it seems you have foiled me for now, but we shall meet again" and then they'd kiss me hand and I probably would have at least a few years before they show up again. Whereas if you're not already in a deeply codependent situation ship and you piss off The Doctor their number one priority is Fucking Getting You. You can fuck off to the year 6 billion in the 13th dimension and they'll still find your ass and be like "I tripled your lifespan and also gave you anterograde amnesia so everyday you will wake up with fewer and fewer loved ones but the grief will be brand new" like jesus christ man i don't wanna deal with that

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Top 10 Doctor Who Betrayal </3

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Proof that the Master is also the timeless children

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This is the most thoschei fanfic like OFFICIAL novel I've read, I'm glad there's no spoilers in TARDIS wiki cuz the twist is INSANE.

PLEASE read it if you want to see another huge childish prank the Master played on the Doctor to ruin his reputation in the whole universe that is impossible to adapt into live action for some reason. I'll put the spoiler in the comments if you really want to know.

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WHY WAS HE SO ANNOYING 😭

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aye!! Ten what are u looking at !?

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my favourite genre of picture

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The Master: Why are you ghosting me?

The Doctor: Idk maybe UNBLOCK me first???

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Doctor: I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye.

Master: Okay but somehow if I burn up the earth to get your attention you'll call me psycho and throw me into a blackhole???

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How the doctors friends feel about thoschei. Can go either way honestly. They’re both very annoying

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This is so fucking funny

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The Master: Why can't you get a normal pet like a dog?

The Doctor: So would you stop being jealous if I travel with a dog?

The Master: No

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so something really bad is happening to me.

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I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

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id unironically watch and love every bit of this

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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happy pride month to the doctor and the master specifically

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happy pride month