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June 24th: The Brides: Hey, Drac, your pet, that you said we would be able to have soon, is escaping out the window. Dracula: No, that was me, I'm wearing his clothes as part of a Scheme (c). Dracula: Don't worry about it. June 25th: The Brides: *watching Jonathan carefully scale the walls* The Brides: ...There goes the Count again. That's fine.

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DAFORGE & GARASHIR PLUSH PREORDER INFO!!

Preorders will start next week, on JULY 1!

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Intricacies 2: This Time It’s Personal

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Can you guys tell we like his big naturals

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Come on y'all, we've gotta stuff this lizard full of babies before his change of life, think how SMUG he'll be about it!!

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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Everyone and their mom has probably done something with that scene from "Improbable Cause", but oh well. :D

The Heart Eyes 😍 in this scene were real.

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Whoever photoshopped that one pic. Thx. 🫰

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Same.

Well.

Wanted to do some studies to figure out Garak's body type. Ended up with this instead. 😅 Still counts ig.

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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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quark's bajoran dabo girls are more victims of exploitation and human trafficking than literally any of the sex workers on risa in this essay i will-

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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guys, i can't do this. i am not god's strongest soldier.

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guys, i can't do this. i am not god's strongest soldier.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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Trying to write a fic where Garak accompanies Julian to visit his dad in jail and ends up getting five minutes alone with him and it's so difficult because right now I'm only letting him stare at Richard menacingly but he is THIS close to committing an act of violence Julian would not approve of.

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I just need them to bond over their kids