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Garak and Bashir play holodeck spy games with the safeties OFF so its hotter when Bashir forces Garak to suck off his loaded pistol

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Star Trek DS9: Starship Down

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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

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women love me for my eye bags and my dead eyed stare

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I haven’t gotten to this part of the show yet but I imagine that this is exactly what happens. (Garak’s shirt says I love trans humans you can barely read it lol)

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“Garak, let go! I can’t see the injury if you’re gonna hold my arm like that.”

“Forgive me, Doctor. I’m just a little nettled by the dynamic imbalance of our professions. You are always having me on my back to take care of the tiniest of scratches. And yet I have you perfectly standing still with every collar alteration or hemming of your pants. I would hardly call that a fair exchange, would you.”

“Hm. And here I thought you always enjoyed the access to my pants.”

- blurb courtesy of Andrew, the bestest creative collaborator 😋

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did i ever post this? i dont think i did

garak doing tailor things

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bashir & garak both having fucked curzon dax before ds9 and jadzia holding onto that little revelation until she can find the perfect comedic moment to make everyone aware of it.

curzodo beats her to the punch while trying to wrangle a threeway with them for “old times sake”.

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hater for hire. if you need someone to hate on anything i'm your guy. i'll hate on anything for next to no reason and i just do it for the love of the game. which i hate

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Armless Weyoun army:

The beginning: @dogbashhead

The cloning: @mulbunnie (on insta)

The meeting:

My addition:

Extra:

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hey guys... long time no spaceman yaoi...

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“I wanna see some Vulcan-do attitude.”

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When you realize having lunch all the time with that federation twink accidentally made you fall in love with him

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when i draw julian bashir garak speaks to me like venom

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“For every Julian Bashir that can be created, there's an AUGMENTED CRAZY GORN waiting in the wings.” -Rear Admiral Bennett

Sorry this page is absolutely flooring me rn

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for