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first of all, through the power of tape anything is possible, so jot that down

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good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

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you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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Bro

bro..

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"A snack? For me?"

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this is actually legitness

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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remember to take good care of yourself because that's literally your self dude. like that's you

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wet beasts

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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"Trans people were invented by doctors in the 1950s"

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"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

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schlorb

hey schlorb. stay safe out there. it seems like life has been dishing out challenges left and right lately.

I know it's easier said than done, but try not to let yourself worry too much. I really do think everything will be ok as time passes

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.