unqualified-bardificer
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Call me a balrog the way people of a past age insist I'll never pass
#trans#lotr#i know the balrog didn't pass but i still respect their gender#probably some parallel to be made about how the only reason they didn't pass was others deciding they won't#i too am flaming hot
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They got rid of those after the library had that gender equality inquiry. Probably still be one or two other traps around though
Any one know where the wizard Library keeps its tomes of ancient and forbidden knowledge? No reason. I promise.
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*deanimates it with my arcane firearm (not a gun, pwomise :3) without breaking eye contact*
y'know what, fuck you
*reanimates your rotisserie chicken*
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I would flay someone for sour gummy worms
#if someone collared me and called me good girl and fed me sour gummy worms i think it would fix me#or it would break me in a new and interesting way#only one way to find out :3
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The only way I can get off to oral is if I am fully fucking their throat. I'll let them get comfy casually licking and sucking but to really service me i need to grab a fistfull of their hair and fuck their mouth like a fleshlight. I had a boyfriend once who had no gag reflex and loved choking on it. He'd fully be in tears gasping for air and would pleadingly ask why I pulled out. When I would cum, I'd leave it in until he drained my cock and swallowed it all like a good slut.
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*rummages around in a pouch and pulls out a bag of marshmallows and a few sticks*
To all those who live on wizard island
Ignore the fire that is quickly spreading
Do not try to put the fire out
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I was TRYING doing some research into pyromantic runes but SOMEONE'S good-for-nothing apprentice sold me this sheet of dodgy inscriptions claiming it was a fireball scroll!
To any EXPERIENCED runesmiths or wizards:
Are they a complete waste of coin or is there any insights I could still pry from them?
#wizardposting#thigh hi socks#horny posting if you can be bothered#there's probably some right wing group who associates with futhorc or something but who fucking cares about those assholes#could the apprentice have made a simple mistake or are they my new testing dummy?
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