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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
#if im going on an unfamiliar route i have to take antianxiety meds so i don't freak out#i also used to be terrified of pissing ppl off on the road but nowadays im just like ''oops teehe im jus a little guy :3'' and move on
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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«Allow me to be an extension of you»
HAPPY 10 YEARS, HELLO CHARLOTTE.
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Me going to tell my fandom (my Tumblr followers) lore about my oc that will shatter their hearts (I will get 2 notes)
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thank u shining nikki for blonde people
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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming
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Gf: I'm breaking up with you
Me: Motive's Misunderstanding ~ Confused Boy's Inquiry?!
Gf: It's the whole 'structuring every sentence like a touhou title' thing
Me: 東方零巫女 ~ Abandonment of All Lovers 😔
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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I hope you're having a great summer! 🌈🌊☀️
#i made this at like 3 am and it's become one of my fav SC posts#the outfit looked similar to nikki so i added momo as well :)#so now it's nikki and momo having a beach vacation!#love nikki#love nikki dress up queen
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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……
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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
#i could never not cite any of my claims im already scared of accidental plagiarism#there was one time i was reading an article and the author just completely forgot to add just ONE of their citations#to their bibliography#idk how it got published into the journal with peer-reviews and all that#cuz I went through that bibliography and ctrl + f to find the article they cited but nope! it's not there#and i really wanted to read it cuz it would've been good for my paper but oh well :/
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