unrealblacklightvirus

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Drawing Mercer without the red obnoxious as fuck eye makeup should be a crime

I don't even recognize the mf without it, like that is just some guy. Who is this? What did you do with the hot topic employee? Where is he?

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fav thing to do is write stuff in the "website" version of each blog ...

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@realblacklightvirus getting a new phone at an abandoned bestbuy, 2008 colorized

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owning these blogs give me the sweats because i am not from new york and also i have never gone fly fishing.

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being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

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halloween is my favorite holiday because all the pumpkins are on sale because no one is carving pumpkins today so dana buys a lot of pumpkins and then we go outside and danas in a costume and im not in a costume because it feels weird on me but she throws pumpkins and rolls them around and i rips them open and stomp on them because it is so fun and dana has a bag of chocolates and she eats all of them and i shred up pumpkins !

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alex and co are boopable for a limited time

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i log on after a month and am hit with a bunch of likes from new faces,, ,, HI!!!!!! im still dead tho

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just gonna put this out so its on "paper" but realblacklightvirus and related is on hiatus because the prototype brainwave has subsided for me (for now, probably), but if you want me to post just yell at me in the asks or ask questions to the blogs! my muses love answering stuff. doesnt even have to be a question if you want. i still have some drafts in here somewhere

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made a tumblr! :3 first post!

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what if i made a dana account... ha ha, jk .... unless ?

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okay so i finished this in like an hour or something so dont mind how janky it looks but,

THEYRE BESTIES AND THEY MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER!!!! dana can appreaciate a good jumbahumbagoogaboog yn

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this isnt facebook where tf is the delete button? how do i delete this app. dana you bitch did you hack my phone again

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what if i didnt post every day no more (i am running out of drafts)... say goodbye to my 5 month streak of posting every day. so sad. violin music. coffin. in eternam memoriam, realblacklightvirus streak

also i wanna give alex an opposing character (not dana, shes just messing with him. As is her job as big sister). i wanna bring rob out and make him a tumblr

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cw: snake! but he curled up in my hoodie and poked his head out and it's so stinkin cute

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i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.

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rarely is the main blog on a scheduled queue. its all me baby. i press the post button with my real life finger. i WILL maintain this daily streak even if i post at 7 in the evening because i forgot

also i see everything. haii :3