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if i had a nickel for every time a deutsche bahn train inexplicably stopped and dumped me in a random german city for the night. id have two nickels.

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if i had a nickel for every time a deutsche bahn train inexplicably stopped and dumped me in a random german city for the night. id have two nickels.

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Do you live in one of the top ten populated cities in the United States?

New York City, NY

Los Angeles, CA

Chicago, IL

Houston, TX

Phoenix, AZ

Philadelphia, PA

San Antonio, TX

San Diego, CA

Dallas, TX

Jacksonville, FL

I live elsewhere in the US

I do not live in the US

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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i think the worst part of bug (and other underrated creature) positivity posts is that people just dont know how to shut up. like oh you hate bugs? you're scared of bugs? do you really NEED the OP of that bug positivity post to hear about your opinion specifically?

keep that shit to yourselves.

this includes folks who "agree" with the OP but always follow up with how that insect makes them feel icky and terrified and what not. like hey if you really agreed then maybe you'd just reblog without venting your frustrations about an animal just existing? those types of comments are just as tiresome to see, believe it or not.

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@neurotheatre

just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

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HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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no one look at me

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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Being on the internet with OCD is like “I want to post a picture of my outfit because I look bomb but what if my full address and National Insurance number is written in the reflection of this random public bathroom mirror and I didn’t notice”

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You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

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everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

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Americans : do you live in a blue state?

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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what is all for the game

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”