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i love my this. the charactr

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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.

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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER

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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong

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character i love youso badly.

^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

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*someone finds a counterexample to my theorem* ok well obviously i didnt mean it for that case, keep up asshole

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(lawyer voice) but would these hips lie to you, your honor? (slaps my ass for emphasis)

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the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

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were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

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chronic pain simulator

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nobody even talks about the moon being made of cheese any more. like as a cultural phenomenon the cheese moon has really fallen off

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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

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The real joy of fanfiction is getting to read several versions of the exact same, oddly specific plot written by different people and seeing the small ways things differ and falling in love with every one.

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yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.

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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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anyways. can we tell i’m into the concept of soulmates but not in the one half of a whole way

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what if we kissed at the dnf bridge.

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