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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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the best fruits are hardest to open

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Imagine being mid battle and the healer hits you with a healing spell for the first time and you feel your foreskin grow back

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4000cc breast implants :)

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bring his ass to a simmer

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freudianalyze feminize fetishize fujoshize

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forget elgar'nan and ghilan'nain. forget the blight. forget elven gods. when THE cassandra allegra portia calogera filomena pentaghast finds out that solas killed varric first instead of her, what happened at adamant will seem like child's play. veilguard, a fever dream. that yappy lil dwarf may have been the absolute bane of her existence but he was HER bane. god rest his soul

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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wachin porno and some bitch with a deathly hallow's tattoo is gettin dp'd by some trannies, call that reparations

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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"i sure hope no elven deity breaks free from their prison in the fade and starts wreaking havoc on thedas"

the nefarious ghilan'nain:

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