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Leverage: Redemption 3x5- "The Grand Complication Job"
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Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing
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Humor runs deep and old in the Cauthon family...
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The owner gave me permission to share photos... but look! Look at this little French Bulldog!


A nose! Minimal facial wrinkles! Breathes quietly! *delighted gasp*
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Aerial Pruning Skills
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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.
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#tumblr crack#From everything I've heard#Hawaiian pizza is good IN HAWAII#Because they developed it there and know damn well how to make it#And it's so good that tourists go home and ask for it at their local pizzeria#Sometimes they're satisfied with subpar pineapple sometimes they're not#Food
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daily affirmations:
clocks don't mean anything
time doesn't exist
calendars are fake
time isn't real it can't hurt me
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The Good Place (2016-2020)
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After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.
Tennis Balls [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball fires eight tennis ball at decreasing heights using a tennis ball machine, making four "thunk" noises. Megan is standing behind him.]
[Ten noises come from the right side of the panel.] Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk OW! Bonk OW! Bonk Bonk
[Megan has her hand to her chin.] Megan: Ok, there's definitely a person over there. Let's do one more pass to try to measure their height.
[Caption below the panel:] Electrons are small and hard to work with, so some scientists have developed a scanning tennis ball microscope instead.
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sophie devereaux + barefoot for the action
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Another day, another reminder of the third rule of engineering: "Your method is the objective Best Method (TM) and everyone else is doing it wrong. You cannot tell them this. You must suffer their inferior methods."
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