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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

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You will soon know more about worms

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Trump: morally repugnant, as always.

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Blinking in disbelief as the individual passed him on the street alive and well, local serial killer Aaron Samuel Christensen confirmed to reporters Tuesday that he could have sworn he killed that guy already. “Is my memory playing tricks on me, or did I not just flay and disembowel that guy two weeks ago?” the bewildered murderer said as he racked his brain trying to place the strangely familiar man, adding that something about the guy’s face made him all but certain he had already peeled it off and worn it around his apartment as a mask. “Was he the one whose ears I tried pickling with that new recipe? Can’t be, he still has both.

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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

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In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests sold in the U.S. market would now come with a flight voucher in case the result was positive. “Starting today, our home diagnostic products will include a generous $100 credit that can be used for air travel across state lines,” said company spokeswoman Felicity Roberts, adding that all Clearblue digital pregnancy tests, Flip and Click tests, and rapid-detection tests would come with a code that could be used to purchase a domestic round-trip ticket to a blue state of the customer’s choice.

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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

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Person who has never used an apartment toilet who thinks you have to flush 10-15 times. Like "it's one banana how much could it cost - $30?"

is he just like messing around atp like

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My stress radius has increased lately and I don't know how to decrease it.

"Stress radius" is something I made up (I'm sure someone somewhere has had this thought before me, but still) to refer to how far away I can physically be from a stressor and still feel stress.

This mostly refers to my work. More specifically, the building I work at.

When I first started working at my job, my stress radius was very tiny. I didn't usually feel stressed unless I was inside the building, on the clock, and something actively stressful was occurring. (Customer yelling at me, unexpectedly busy store, etc)

Then once my job started to beat all drops of optimism out of me, my radius increased to clocking in.

Then it increased to seeing the outside of the building. Then the parking lot. Then the turn into the parking lot. Then turning onto the street that my job is located on.

Now it's increased all the way to my house. I'm off the clock, in my room. I have my pjs on and my soft blankets. My shift doesn't start until tomorrow. I have 8 hours of freedom.

And yet, I'm stressed thinking about what bullshit may occur tomorrow, on a shift I haven't even started.

I need to get the fuck out of this job.

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