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Loser middle schooler Binghe hanging out at his mom’s laundromat after school and disabled Shen Yuan who brings his laundry there to be washed and folded since he can’t do it himself. Binghe always helps him carry it back to his apartment, and if he makes excuses to stay in Yuan-ge’s apartment longer than necessary, that’s between him and god. 

Eventually Shen Yuan starts tutoring Binghe on laundry days and helping him with homework. Binghe gets to work in Yuan-ge’s nice air conditioned apartment with his fancy computer and brand name snacks. Sometimes he comes over on other days to study before tests.

Eventually, when he knocks on Yuan-ge’s door in the morning to bring him breakfast and the man who opens the door is a stranger with a beauty mark clearly wearing pajamas, he attacks. Things only get worse when Yuan-ge hobbles out of his bedroom with a very obvious hickey.

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i need a system reveal fic where it also shows sy's siblings and everyone is like. hmm. so you were definitely yqy and sqq's sibling in your past life sqq must have made some deal for your life because of your sickly body, sacrificing himself--basically doing this:

while sy!sqq is vehemently denying that his older brothers look Anything like yqy or sqq (they are identical)

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i knew ao3 felt off earlier…

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bingyuan with sy getting super super overstimulated during their first time because of course binghe is good at sex he’s a harem master but have some consideration for his poor NEETs body and they’re fucking doggy style but sy’s arms gave out almost immediately so his face is pushed into the bed, muffling his moans and forming a huge wet spot under his mouth from him drooling and after he comes for the nth time he becomes sort of delirious instead of just being cock drunk and he tries to crawl away from binghe mumbling about how he can’t take it anymore he really can’t and binghe is like you can. ill make you take it and drags sy back — first onto his cock and THEN onto his knot and sy screams, comes again, and passes out when he wakes back up binghe is still fucking him ❤️

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It cracks me up how I have no problem writing smut, but the idea of publishing a fanfic PURELY about smut is... alien.... and embarrassing...

I don't know hahaha I need courage so for now it will stay in my drafts (or when I figure out how to use anonymous)

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Binghe developing kinks around SQQ is so funny to me.

Like I think it starts off innocently, SQQ makes him feel safe + loved and he likes feeling safe and loved <333 but then Shizun accidentally burns him when he spills some tea and Binghe has a LOT to unpack

If Shizun ever hits them when they spar, he’s moaning and tucking his boner into his waistband. If Shizun ever accidentally steps on his foot, he’s biting his lip and trying not to groan.

Binghe walks in on Shizun having a nightmare, the sight of him covered in blankets and fluffy pillows, flushed and teary-eyes, immediately sends him into a list of dirty thoughts.

Luo Binghe rutting into his blankets thinking about Shizun and cumming into his fist while thinking about Shizun. He then gets horny anytime he tries to sleep.

Binghe’s entire brain visibly rewiring on his face as SQQ tries on a choker.

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sqq deaging fic where it deages him to his shen yuan body and yqy almost has a qi deviation because that's xiao shi, sj's sickly younger brother who died before the qius, before yqy's broken promise, before everything

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@natash-shhh absolutely nailed the vibes ❤️

Made for my AU ‘Childhood Betrothal’

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Fake dating in reverse, Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe have a secret relationship hidden from their parents (Qijiu Shen Yuan's parents, both Peak Lords, both important symbols within the jianghu – and the established Emperor and Empress of the Demon Realm Binghe's parents)

So, both upset about something their respective son has done (idk), they decide to get their respective son engaged to someone they probably wouldn't tolerate to calm him down

(TLJ: Probably if you marry someone who commands respect and has a bad temper, they will tame you and you will calm down a little you little shit!!

LBG: Father, I am not you)

(Also, SJ: If you like beasts so much, I'll marry you to one!

SY: Maybe I bring so many beasts because I want you not to feel bad about being the only beast in the family!)

So when the Bingyuan secret boyfriends find out about each other's engagements, they're... well, hilarious. It definitely wasn't what they expected, but somehow it was great! They won't have to elope or pay for their own wedding!

The problem is that now they have to pretend that they don't tolerate each other to make the story of the forced wedding "to teach them a lesson" a thing. After all, they're both sure their families' opinions of each other are so bad that it's the reason the engagement was made. If anyone from the Bingyuan proposed it, no one family would approve it

So they are really dating, engaged, and pretending they can't stand each other, and even hate each other, provoking each other, fighting, attacking–

And then they sneak off to secretly snog, apologize for being a bit rude, and continue attacking each other in... other creative ways wink wink

(Most likely: Yue Qingyuan and Su Xiyan know perfectly well that their children are dating and in love with each other. They are both waiting to see how long their theatrics last before they reveal themselves. Both allow their respective husbands to be melodramatic while silently preparing a perfect wedding)

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The Summer Xiao-Jiu died

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gen and stan having a casual chat

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Airplane-bro needing to help Cucumber-bro get OUT of this wife-plot vs. Uhm. This.

[ID: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fanart. Knee-up, greyscale digital drawing of Qian Cao Librarian!AU Shen Yuan and Airplane!Shang Qinghua. Shen Yuan has his arms tied over his head while Airplane has paused in the middle of untying the other ropes from his body. Airplane's face is flushed and sweating as he looks at Shen Yuan, who is pulling the ribbon— blue and the only part of the drawing not in greyscale— from the back of Airplane's xiao guan with his teeth. Shen Yuan, focused on the action, doesn’t realize how flustered Airplane is, and has blank speech bubbles around him, indicating that he's speaking, but Airplane isn't listening. /End ID]

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Artist Note: "Does he need to bite the ribbon?" Hush. Anywho, this has been a WIP for like 3 months and I already have a redone sketch of it that's a different pose that makes more sense, but I felt like completing the old sketch.

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★GlitterBottle > [See Gaza Fundraiser Masterpost] > [Support me on Ko-fi] Artist Note: I wanted to figure out Qian Cao Librarian Shen Yuan's design but I kind of got sidetracked by something.

[ID: Clip Studio Paint screenshot. The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System alternate universe fanart. Digital drawing of an Transmigrated as an NPC Shen Yuan and Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky Shang Qinghua making out. Shen Yuan, blushing heavily, is sitting up on a not-pictured counter or table while Airplane is standing between his legs, hands on Shen Yuan's thighs, leaning forward to kiss Shen Yuan with tongue. Airplane resembles his design in the Seven Seas release, with Shen Yuan an original design; he has light skin, straight-wavy long black hair tied into a half-bun-half-ponytail and a disheveled long fringe in the front, a thin black buckled choker, a green short-sleeved cross-collar zhiju that has two pen-nib shaped metal fasteners in the front, and a black leather wrap— secured with green and off-white fabric over top of it— at the waist, an off white zhong yi— that has its sleeves tucked into metal wrist guards— worn underneath, black fingerless gloves, and black trousers. The background is a yellow rectangle, and the Clip Studio Paint file is titled "Shen Yuan still tries to no homo out of this." /End ID]

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I need more fics where everyone learns Shen Yuan's age because while he has a system, he also is working hard for that shit. Bro is literally running the entire peak of strategy and four arts while being the same age as some senior disciples. Idk, maybe make him younger but rn as he stands he is like half the age of some of the peak lords and I will just find it extremely funny if they're like "omg, a baby is running our second most highest peak in seniority" (also, i feel like he is not doing a good job at it but my man died and probs misses his family and his disciple also "died" and then he died again so it's understandable. Not even corporate can do anything against a legal death certificate.)

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I like to think Shang Qinghua is tall for a human but short for a cultivator. So when he’s with mortals he feels tall, but standing with the other cultivators he looks short. Sort of like when you the basketball players with normal tall people. even Qi Qingqi is slightly looking down at him like “we sure he’s a cultivator?” And he’s like “bruh I’m like 6’4 y’all are just massive”

It turns out his cultivation did make him m taller but if he were mortal he would be short for a guy

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npc!shen yuan applies for a job opening on qiong ding for librarian smth like that, and yue qingyuan has barely looked at his resume or spoken to him before hiring him on the spot.

at first shen yuan is excited and proud cus wow he aced that job interview, can it really be this easy??? then he meets shen qingqiu and sees they could easily pass for brothers and have the same surname, so for a little while he's grumbly and annoyed that the sect leader only hired him bc of his resemblance to the scum villain, which honestly hurts a bit you know.

but then, double plot twist, the resemblance had nothing to do with it, yue qingyuan just saw an eager young man who had compiled all of his experience and skills on a single paper (yue qingyuan's overworked heart cried tears of joy), who seemed genuinely passionate about library work and treats the other workers well.

bonus thought: at first shen qingqiu has the same suspicion as well, that yue qingyuan was just hiring a lookalike for some weird reason, but then he meets shen yuan, sees the work that he does and is like "i have to have this man for my peak" and starts trying to poach him.

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shizun shen yuan disciple jiu save me save me