upgradegarage

[upgradegarage]

you have always been enough. you are enough. you will always be enough.

[upgradegarage]

"AND REMEMBER, REALITY IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, JESTERS WILL ALWAYS BETRAY YOU, INVEST IN ARCADE TOKENS, BYE."

[upgradegarage]

ROSANNA PANSINO???

??????

[upgradegarage]

hey.

[+1 lego piece 3070pb062]

*Upgrades 2 takes a deep breath and sighs.*

If I had a nickel for every joke involving the number 2, I'd have at least 2 nickels.

[upgradegarage]

STATUS UPGRADES TWOOOOO

The 2nd and Only!

[upgradegarage]

P

K

[upgradegarage]

*Upgrades 2 pulled himself out from underneath the dirt, clawing his way out of the secret lab under the Garage. Phoenix Protocol had kicked in months ago, and he was finally free.*

Oh god, that took f@#king ages. Whelp, I'm free now. And just in time, too.

THE GARAGE IS BACK, B$%&HES!

[upgradegarage]

What do the murderbots look like? Asking for a [redacted]

here's a shitty artist's rendition

[upgradegarage]

Last Union Update:

We couldn't come to an agreement. Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't worry though, way too many people care about the project for it to go anywhere! A few of us intend to go private with our characters, but for the most part its still on [tumblr]. It depends on if the blog runners are comfortable writing publicly or not. There may be a blog made to keep you guys up to date on those who decided to take their stories off [tumblr], but if not, it'll likely be on this blog!

Which gets me to my next point, it is highly likely I'll have Prof go private as well to some degree, but this does not mean I'll stop posting! This blog has acted as a pseudo-hub for information, lore, official art, fanart, and announcements in the epprbcu, and will continue to try and serve this function along side the collective mod blog(@epprbcu). Prof may also return to [tumblr] for specific interactions. There are also the drones and BEACON for specific conditions, but that isn't really important.

"What about your other characters?" Doc', Phys, and the Dittos will remain on [tumblr] for the most part. My currently inactive blogs will remain inactive, as I don't really have any plans for them currently.

As for the discord itself, there is a new server with a different way of managing things. It is also going to be closed from the public, so new members will more than likely be refused entry. Sorry! For those who have been around for a while, but never joined the original(you dodged a bullet. Several, in fact.), feel free to message me for either an invite to the new one, or to just get updates on any important developments going on in the server.

That is all for now! -Mango, mod of character-profiles

[upgradegarage]

*adds a tail to the cat ear murderbot*

The murderbot looks at you with a deadpan stare as well.

"If we get a boombox playing Caramelldansen at max volume, we could probably give [non-descript deity] a brain aneurysm."

[upgradegarage]

The Boss blew himself up

-The Murderbots

wgat the fuck did i miss

[upgradegarage]

does this pic go hard chat

[upgradegarage]

"He's six feet under. Or he would be, if we had anything left of him to bury. Never did find the body. And besides, the nuke was built in a matter of weeks. Barely managed to destroy the garage."

The murderbot continues scavenging bits and pieces of the rubble, setting aside anything sentimental in a cardboard box.

"You probably shouldn't stay here for long. The nuclear fallout isn't exactly great for anything that has to breathe."

*A hole opens up inside the garage(or at least where it used to be). It leads to a void-like area with random miscellaneous items scattered about. Someone steps out. Their form glitches a bit as they do. They look around at your destroyed workshop before their eyes land on you. Their speech is very glitchy.*

H-h-helloo? Who are you? What h-happen- ened here?

- @corrrupted-npc

"I'm a murderbot, built by the one and only Upgrades. He set off a nuclear bomb, and we're trying to salvage whatever's left of the garage."

The murderbot gestures to the rest of the murderbots, who are all hitting bricks with wrenches, hammers, and crowbars.

[upgradegarage]

I thought your username was Upgrades Georg for a hot minute.

-REZ

"Average person upgrades 1 weapon per year" myth actually statistical anomaly. Upgrades Garage, who upgrades hundreds of weapons per day, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

[upgradegarage]

puts a small pair of cat ears on one of the murderbots

The murderbot in question looks at you with a deadpan stare.

"Nya."

[upgradegarage]

*A hole opens up inside the garage(or at least where it used to be). It leads to a void-like area with random miscellaneous items scattered about. Someone steps out. Their form glitches a bit as they do. They look around at your destroyed workshop before their eyes land on you. Their speech is very glitchy.*

H-h-helloo? Who are you? What h-happen- ened here?

- @corrrupted-npc

"I'm a murderbot, built by the one and only Upgrades. He set off a nuclear bomb, and we're trying to salvage whatever's left of the garage."

The murderbot gestures to the rest of the murderbots, who are all hitting bricks with wrenches, hammers, and crowbars.

[upgradegarage]

gives one of the murderbots a soft blanket and a pat on the head <3

The murderbot gives you a thumbs up, draping the blanket over itself and continuing to work.