The name's Sara Lynn. She/her. my talents include playing the clarinet and having the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song memorized (INFP-T)
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Dingo’s girlfriend: So Spider-Man watched us have sex?
Dingo: You’re damn right he did.
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Sadly I was the girlfriend
“Even when I’m a furry, you still can’t resist me!”
-Dingo, to his girlfriend
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my thighs are sooo big but thats ok bc that means more room for my dog to sit on my lap
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If Disney Characters Were Real People by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen Related: Disney Princesses with Realistic Hair
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Hufflepuff: What does a duck say?
Baby: Quack!
Hufflepuff: Good job! What does a cat say?
Baby: Meow!
Hufflepuff: Well done! What does papa say?
Baby: Hiss hiss motherfucker
Hufflepuff:
Slytherin: That’s definately our baby
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Theresa Harris and Barbara Stanwyck in Baby Face (1933)
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My teacher just compared abortion to holocaust. And most people in my class agreed that abortion is a definite no. And I just...I'm so angry, I don't understand how people can think like that
Hi there - I hear ya! As the saying goes, “DON’T GET ME STARTED”
ON THE 100% HYPOCRISY AND MISOGYNY OF THE “PRO LIFE” MOVEMENT:






More info:
National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/
NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts
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James: Guys. We’re not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.
James: [points to his chest]
The Gryffindor Quidditch Team: [smiling] Heart.
James: No, me! I’m gonna win the match for us.
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a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
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Decided today that I was gonna focus on props in my final year and then saw Lin’s tweets 😄 Props is just the coolest
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