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Miles before he got fired. Also no, i don’t think he was the weather boy, this is just for shits and giggles.

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Miles third-wheeling. It’s his own damn fault he’s single.

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Just wanted to draw a chibi version of them 👉👈

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Part TWOO of Miles Headcanons. I’m thinking of delving into some of these more and making them into their own separate sections because i’m insane.

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Headcanons I have of miles and Waylon. Very nervous to share these in case some people disagree but hey these are just stuff I headcanon. Also I like to imagine miles is half Irish and half Scottish descent so one side of him wants to get drunk and the other side doesn't wanna pay for it (joke I stole from an actor roasting Jimmy Stewart)

Also imagined liyana and Miles met in highschool and have sort of been in an on and off relationship where they're not sure if they're a couple but they can't imagine being married to anyone else

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Now what kind of cat fishing is this ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

I would have never been able to tell that this was Jeremy if he hadn't introduced himself😭

Still love em' anyways

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outlast 1-2, doodles 8

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Outlast Characters On Your Birthday

It's my 23rd birthday today so I thought I'd release something for everybody! Enjoy 🥳🎂🍰 Have a slice on me! [Also, a debate: best flavour of cake? Tuxedo and strawberry shortcake always take the cake for me, wink wink]

Miles and Waylon both throw you a party; the only difference is Miles includes alcohol [assuming you're of age] and Waylon prefers there be sweets and milkshakes. Miles will throw you a surprise party whereas Waylon will ask you what you'd like at your party. Guests, decorations...all up to you.

Miles gives you something comedic or something useful, like a harmonica or a comb with a blade in it. Never know when you have to comb and jab, y'know?

Waylon prefers wholesome things. You know how he is. Or self defense gear.

Jeremy, the bastard, goes all out for it; if you want, he'll bring you to Murkoff and the entire staff can celebrate. Hell, the variants, too! How funny would it be to experiment on variants wearing party hats?? [Not...very funny, but Jeremy has an odd sense of humour.] Because Richard and Jeremy are close, Richard gets you a present. What's inside is up to you. [It may be phallic or just a new wallet or something.]

Trager's not a party kind of feller, so he'll throw you a small party in his office and tell you "me not cutting your fingers off is a gift, sweetheart".

Just kidding, he buys you anything you ask for. He's not fond of surprises, so he'll straight up just go to you and ask you, outright, what you'd like. He gets you two shirts: his says "I love to finger paint" and your shirt says "I'm paint".

He thinks he's funny, please just laugh and get it over with.

Chris is a total sweetiepie and he makes the cake himself [if he's able]. He remembers the subtle details of your interests and he'll know exactly what to get you. One of which being matching sweaters with cats and dogs on them.

Eddie is a master of party throwing and this is a hill I'll die on; he'll buy wine, cheese, gifts and toss in some handmade works of his. He loves to bake, and despite a few failures - and a hole in the wall - he's more than happy to celebrate your day of birth by making you a homemade cake!

Walrider steals a guy, steals a car, drives to Walmart and brings you just about any expensive gift he can grab. You didn't NEED an airfryer, but...the effort he put into his theft was too much to ignore. He purrs when you put chicken strips inside of your new airfryer.

Knoth gives you a bible about himself and tells you stories about how big his penis is. That's...that's as much as you're going to get. I see why Val left. He'll also ask you to convert, seeing as how "God is your birthday gift". No thanks.

Marta's fond of flowers, so expect a bouquet as well as a rosary. She's not as forceful as Knoth is [unless directly told to be], so the rosary is moreso a suggestion to convert.

Val surprises you with heretics, fire, bodies and sex. And more sex. And sex 24/7 7 days a week, no holiday breaks. Jokes aside - or are they jokes? - they'll ask a Heretic to steal something from Knoth to give to you. That, or they'll deceive a delivery boy into getting you something from the outside world. It might be just a small Snickers bar or a bottle of penicillin, but it still means a lot. Val can't really bake considering their circumstances, but they'll try and get you something sweet if all else fails. Coyle thinks his loyalty and his protection of you is a gift, there's no party necessary. That's all you can ask for, right? But he'll grumble about how "greed like yours is what collapses a respectful nation" and try to get you something. Expect something like a necklace or handcuffs. Maybe he'll even set up a few mannequins in a circle to celebrate your special day with cop hats in place of party hats.

Gooseberry is obsessed with gift giving and party throwing, so the entire theme park is completely yours to enjoy for one trial. No ex-pops, just her, you and Dr Futterman. Futterman is just glad you're not ruining his daughter's time as she works away in the Root Canal. Franco loves parties, especially if he throws them! Mainly because his parties are full of sex, booze, drugs and murder. But for you, doll? He'll make an exception...he'll ask the staff to make you a cake and serve it to you himself. Easterman makes sure you're given a day to yourself. Cake, gifts and naps. What more can you ask for? He can't show favouritism, letting you out would be unfair to the other patients, but this is enough.

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Hi hello, more robert hunter memes, sir?

heavy book 6 "an evil mind" spoilers below the line lol

also a very VERY mild spoiler for book 12 "Genesis". More like something thats really funny out of context and wont spoil the plot at all, but I put it at the bottom with a tiny warning if you wanna skip out

now for the Genesis spoiler

what a feast, see you next time

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miles upshur's signature scent consists of top notes of night air and rosemary, with a base of fig, juniper, and cypress, and undertones of moss, cedar, and teakwood. it has washes of seashore.

additionally, my blend that includes some hc material would probably have a note of sweet tobacco in the undertones. additionally, he would probably also have a splash of black pepper with the seashore. perhaps even a tone of bay rum in there.

the why: night air and rosemary pair to the call of death miles answers. rosemary is used in one of my astarion blends (as well as others) for the death motif. it "covers the scent of death" basically.

fig is a masculine-smelling fruit, very dry, and symbolizes "wisdom and success in an abundance. fig trees were so highly valued by the ancient greeks that it was considered an honor to bestow upon the winner of various competitions."

juniper and cypress both fit the blend and grow in washington dc. moss is a heavy cologne-like tone, cedar grows in dc and is very rich smelling, it pairs well with heavy, woodsy, and smokey scents. cedar also symbolizes "greatness, of nobility, of strength, and of incorruptibility".

teakwood is also a heavy cologne-like scent and has meanings to betrayal. the seashore splash is because he's "miles up shore without a paddle".

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More Doodles

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i miss miles. i love him so much. also I COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE FUCKING CAMERA FILTER AGH

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when my family asks what I’m doing with my life

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I know most people like Post-engine Richard Trager but there's something about Pre-Engine Richard Trager's design...maybe it's those shaggy brown curls...

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Doodles of my OC with Miles from 2 years ago

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Okay so you already made headcanons for a toxic relationship with Jeremy Blaire, so I'm now gonna ask you to make headcanons for a healthy relationship with him 🫵

👉👀👉 Jeremy, by default, would be spoiling you with his riches; working at Murkoff brings him wealth beyond measure, and you can expect your bills to be cared for, assuming you live separately.

Jeremy himself is fond of secrecy, so anything you tell him in private is kept safe with him. His entire career was forged from secrecy, it'd be extremely ironic and contradictory if he were to spill anything you tell him.

He shows you off to Richard, obviously. Days are spent at the golf course's country club as him and Trager share martinis and talk shit about Pauline and whoever else annoys them that week.

He's a scary bastard, so nobody touches you. Girls at work gossiping about you? They're strangely silent, now. Guys at your local cafe won't stop hitting you up? They're gone and they haven't returned. His aura is intimidating and he uses that to his advantage.

Also, he can afford extremely skilled lawyers. You're pretty much good if you need an attorney or something.

Sometimes he'll take you to work, but he keeps you away from anything too…intense, like the variants. You stay in the lobby and chat with the lovely workers [as Jeremy and Trager keep an eye on variants and their reactions to the Morphogenic Engine].

Judging by how he managed to survive MOST of the events of Whistleblower, he’s physically capable and knows how to protect you physically and verbally. He’s a guard dog in a suit and smelling of expensive eau de cologne.

He is…strangely calm most of the time, so he’ll ground you if you’re experiencing anxiety or some other negative emotion that has you antsy.

Your wardrobe becomes fuller the moment you get together; he believes you should look good 24/7. He’s more fond of elegant aesthetics, but if you like something else, he’ll let you indulge.

His love language is acts of service; he isn’t overly affectionate physically, but he does enjoy the occasional hug and kiss on the lips. The pet names he gives you are simple; honey and darling are his go-tos. Easy and wholesome.

As much as he loves his career, he keeps you far away from it if he can help it, and he suggests that the others in his line of work do the same. By that, I mean if someone within tries to hold you against him or something, he'll quell that immediately.

I 100% believe he drives a Mercedes; when he's off work, he'll take you for a spin in the city. He loves to show off, and if he wants to go over 100 km/h / 62.1371 m/ph, he will.

He's the proud designated bag holder if you ever go shopping. He takes you to the mall and lets you go crazy. He's anything BUT stingy.

[Did I really add miles per hour for the American readers? I did. ;)]