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ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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Do you see your little red house?

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You know what? Fair. I’m going to be honest, I forgot about that somehow

I don’t know if this is controversial, and I love Legends of Tomorrow, but I think Constantine being in a relationship with an influencer is one of the worst things to happen to his character

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I don’t know if this is controversial, and I love Legends of Tomorrow, but I think Constantine being in a relationship with an influencer is one of the worst things to happen to his character

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable

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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.