uptownhags
uptownhags
i am not taking my pants off for scotland
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uptownhags · 7 hours ago
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truly deeply raging bc my boss came to work with both strep and the flu (sidenote: what the fuck) in the last two weeks and today i had to leave work not feeling well. "oh no!" she said, shocked. "feel better!"
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uptownhags · 7 hours ago
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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
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uptownhags · 3 days ago
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Billie Marten | Feeling (Studio J Sessions)
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uptownhags · 3 days ago
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idk how to explain to people that i literally cannot "cut off" my far right family. they are the only support system i currently have as a disabled woman. many friends over the years have grown tired of my needing help (semi-annually, as a last resort) and mostly ghosted. i do not have a choice.
what i do have is a tr*mp voting brother who is about to marry an immigrant, a tr*mp voting nephew who just went bankrupt bc his wife had a complicated birth, one relentlessly M*HA cousin (with a non-white, autistic, adopted daughter), and another one who bought their kid a horse yesterday but will not help me in any way bc "i need to figure life out for myself."
every day i lose my mind. all we can do is eat fruit, try to find good, and hug animals. bye!!!
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uptownhags · 4 days ago
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i am at the neens/patrick breakup in season 3 and it's so real and maddening that there are TWO episodes (and only a few weeks) between the time they move! in! together! and when he is like, 'i don't know if we want the same things~'
recently got the complete series of offspring on region-free DVD from within this trash country. i had an alert set for literal years. not to be extra but i think this will single handedly keep me sane during these times™. it IS just as good the zillionth time through actually!!!
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uptownhags · 9 days ago
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Offspring Season 6 Countdown: Favorite Episode ↳Cheating On Your Test (2.07)
There was no smirking at any time. I’m a non-smirker. 
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uptownhags · 11 days ago
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forgot how batshit the first season of this show is. remembered why i tell people to skip it. @ edmund perfect pls stop singing.
recently got the complete series of offspring on region-free DVD from within this trash country. i had an alert set for literal years. not to be extra but i think this will single handedly keep me sane during these times™. it IS just as good the zillionth time through actually!!!
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uptownhags · 13 days ago
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recently got the complete series of offspring on region-free DVD from within this trash country. i had an alert set for literal years. not to be extra but i think this will single handedly keep me sane during these times™. it IS just as good the zillionth time through actually!!!
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uptownhags · 1 month ago
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uptownhags · 1 month ago
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“It was as if they belonged on a different show, because their storyline was vastly superior to everyone else's dull drama. Dan and Blair together are like Harry Burns and Sally Albright reincarnated—the couple was obviously inspired by When Harry Met Sally. [...] The history of their relationship parallels the iconic film couple; the two began as enemies, became friends and eventually a couple.”
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uptownhags · 1 month ago
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bringin this back bc i recently unfollowed a lot of ""public figures"" and i feel so free about it. they don't know! social media is mostly a mistake! anyway!
god i have been a fan of (and at one time friends with) stacy k!ng for more than half my life but she is really losing me with the one two punch of horrid ~fashion~ posts and nausea-inducing shaky/flashing videos of songs that all sound literally the same.
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uptownhags · 1 month ago
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WILL TRENT S3xE18: Listening to a Heartbeat
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uptownhags · 2 months ago
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POKER FACE Last Looks (2X02)
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uptownhags · 2 months ago
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POKER FACE 2.01 ⌁ The Game Is a Foot
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uptownhags · 2 months ago
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As a physician, I'll say if you intend to carry this baby to term, you need to stop drinking. As… As the man who loves you, Uh, I'll say… I'll say whatever you decide, I'm there. So you let me know if we're going to a meeting or to North Carolina.
BONUS:
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