youâre still perfect to me đ
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I think all trans women that have had to hear people go âmales are all evilâ over the past few weeks (or all time really) deserve to kill whoever they want with a concentrated psychic blast
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Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983
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they call me 007 0 skills 0 prospects 7 beautiful days of the week to enjoyđ
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Pro tip for adulting: being late isnât a death sentence for 95% of things. All you gotta do is call the moment you realize youâre gonna be late, apologize, and then give another small apology when you get there. The thing people really donât like about lateness is that it seems like the other person doesnât value their time, and since calling shows that you value their time, that leaves only the mild inconvenience of waiting a bit for them to deal with
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I love how all of the Batman villains are like âah heâs not at the manor, itâs defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
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ok i have seen literally no one else mention this but does anyone else think the fact that discord now lets you customize your profile with full screen animations many of which include flashing is like. a legitimate safety concern. i have seen no one else mention this but this canât be an issue only i have
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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
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this is for the long term or the short term. folks who are indecisive will just have to choose something. pets do not count as children in this case.
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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
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a kiss
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et tu, mblr?
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@tilins for mcyt posting me thinks
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woagh..........Where did you all come from
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(up to your own interpretation of the vibe)
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"i won't do polyamory because i don't think it's for me and i'm personally uncomfortable with the idea" <- wonderful i love you live your life however you want youre amazing youre incredible
"i won't do polyamory because it's wrong/it's just cheating" incorrect i'm killing you then my boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then h
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