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"not everything has to relate back to a fictional gay couple" I am in your walls as we speak.

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saltburn is a romcom btw sorry to those who don't get it. pin in the bike tyre is just intentionally spilling a drink on your crush for the chance to touch their skin while wiping them down. embellishing a story so they find you interesting? been there. who hasn't drugged a bottle of champagne to kill them with when they don't reciprocate your feelings. that's what young love is all about

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i’m going crazy guys ik this is NOT on brand for me but let me have my moment please 🙏

me when my husband(44 yr old tc) tells me i’m worthless(his tone of voice was off) rips my heart out (he gave another student attention) and talks to other girls(he’s doing his job).

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oops… what can i say

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this is me if you even care +spideypool

I keep flipping between Klance, Wolfstar, and Jeggie fics. Before I think only having Klance and Wolfstar (Drarry too depending on mood) wore me out and made me lose interest and get bored. BUT NOW. NOW I HAVE KLANCE. WOLFSTAR. JEGGIE. AND DRARRY. I'M UNSTOPPABLE

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"Your ship isn't real-"

I however, am real, and in your walls.

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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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I'm addicted to gay ship fanfiction. It's an actual problem, I need help.

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NOVEMBER 2, 2023 The day there is exactly 10,000 SpideyPool fics

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you look like you read fanfiction (said with praise, complimentary etc)

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could you pleaseee write steamy jally. like maybe a make out session like nothing too intense but a little exciting and heated thank youu

yes, yes i will - thank you for asking me to, i needed motivation to start writing them again lol

Treat Me Like a Fool

pairing: Johnny x Dally word count: 587 warning: slightly nsfw!!

Original gif made by gentle-decades

The radio was playing an Elvis song, because of course it was. The slow opening chords of "Love Me" danced with the sounds of the night - the crickets chirping to each other, the buzzing of late summer cicadas - and the soft rumble of the T-bird's engine. As soon as Dallas put it in park he turned to look at Johnny, who was sitting in the passenger's seat and chewing his nails as he stared out into the dark.

Dally had been glad when Ponyboy said he had homework to do that night. He didn't have a problem with the kid, but Dal and Johnny hadn't had much time alone as of late and he was itching for any kind of physical contact between the two of them.

With one hand still on the steering wheel, he reached over to grab Johnny's thigh, squeezing it gently. When those dark eyes finally turned to look at him he couldn't help but smirk. No matter how many times they touched, Johnny always reacted like it was the first. His eyes were wide and almost fearful, but Dallas knew better; that was how Johnny usually looked. He tugged at Johnny's leg, urging him to turn a bit more towards him before leaning over the center console to kiss him.

He could feel Johnny's body tense when their lips made contact, then slowly easing into it and relaxing as Dallas pushed closer, pulling at the smaller boy's bottom lip and sucking on it gently. One of Johnny's hands found its way up to Dally's shoulder, curling around the collar of his jacket, while the other lightly touched at the hand that had slid between Johnny's thighs to grope at his crotch. When Dallas's tongue forced its way between his lips and licked at the roof of his mouth, Johnny gasped, then whined as the hand between his legs squeezed him carefully. Dally huffed a quiet laugh before releasing his grip and leaning back into his seat, licking his lips.

"C'mere."

Johnny didn't need to be convinced. He pulled himself over the center console, carefully settling in Dallas's lap with a leg on either side of the older boy's hips and his hands coming to rest on Dallas's chest. Dally snaked a hand under the seam of Johnny's tee shirt to grasp his hip, his pinkie finger slipping under the band of his jeans - just barely venturing into restricted territory. His other hand reached up to grasp the smaller boy's chin, delicately pulling him closer and reconnecting their mouths. Johnny moaned into it, humming at the warmth and the way Dally's tongue toyed with his. The curl of Dal's grin was obvious for Johnny to feel, and he couldn't help the way it made him smile too.

Dallas's thumb kneaded at the flesh on the inside of Johnny's hip before dipping further down, trying to burrow beneath the waistband of his jeans. Johnny leaned into the touch, moving to wrap his arms behind Dally's neck and letting his full weight press against him. The pressure under Dal's fingers grew as he worked to hold him there, perched perfectly on his lap, his thumb now digging into the muscle of Johnny's hip.

Dallas hummed, pulling away to nip at Johnny's jawline and trail gentle kisses down his throat. He watched as the younger boy's Adam's apple bobbed in time with panting breaths, and he laughed, resting his forehead on Johnny's shoulder.

"Christ, you're so… you drive me crazy, you know that?"

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halp i'm randomly in my feelings about dallas winston and johnny cade again.

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James, age 9: hey mum? i have a question

Effie: hm? alright then, lay it on me

James: who would be a better father? me or barty?

Barty, age 8, with his arms folded, standing next to james: 😒

Effie: why are you asking this?

James: mum! its important

Effie: Ok! Barty,

James: WHAT?!?

Barty: WHAHAHA

Effie: hes more responsible, somehow

Barty, running out of the room excitedy: WOO I GET THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE ITS BEEN SETTLED

James, going after him: WAIT WE NEED TO WORK OUT A CUSTODY SCHEDULE!! BARTY!!

Monty: kids??

Effie: i stopped questioning it a while ago

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im back to only reposting

The Black Brothers trying to explain his trauma to people

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i need more people to help me push this agenda

i just had a cursed thought. remus x barty

i don’t think that’s cursed i think it’s interesting. barty has a danger kink and i think remus fits that pretty perfectly. plus i feel like remus and reg share a lot of very similar traits and we ship barty and reg all the time so why not barty and remus?

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first date

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my god they’re both so hot

They’re being gay and stuff