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andy warhol is interesting because he looked like a corpse but still partied?

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had to break a years long mutual because they started posting marauders :| is it really this hard to have a backbone

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THE HAMILTON X BRUINS IG EDITS ACCOUNT WAS DELETED

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I've used 15 emojis today... before we started texting I used zero

😭🤥😋🤕😟😯👶👩‍🦲👬🏄‍♂️

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why is bantam the only company that knows how to make book binding glue that doesn’t shit the bed what are they hiding

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tumblr bitch: liking characters in paul simon songs makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

cecilia: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know cecilia, i know

mrs robinson: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW MRS ROBINSON CECILIA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

mrs robinson: youre so boring **putting it in her pantry with her cupcakes**

me: **sighs**

jack: **slipping out the back**

stan: **making a new plan**

roy: **being coy**

gus: **hopping on the bus**

lee: **dropping off the key**

julio: **down by the schoolyard**

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not only does this sportswriter imply they’re in a quad he glosses over it to focus on the real shit (can the quad lead the oilers to another cup run)

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I dont have any photos to ask you today. how do you feel about mcdavid draisaitl joint honeymoon

it does make me feel a little crazy it’s the equivalent of bringing your stuffie to sleep away camp except that’s an adult man and his wife who have their own lives. and that’s not even touching the implications BUT they still couldn’t upstage the brioux honeymoon 🤷

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just finished my 28th book of the year which is how many i read in 2018 (my most reading-heavy year since i’ve started tracking books) and i have almost 5 months left… reading is so back

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Mark Hamill with his son Nathan

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jughead owning a more expensive robe than happy gilmore

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Beatles Tumblr blogs will be like 'one time Paul McCartney lactated and Yoko stole his breastmilk to create a stew" and you'll be like "that must be from a fanfic" then you'll look it up and the source is Ringo

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read 200 pages and finished one of my books despite having double vision all day