urfavouritecrash
urfavouritecrash
Crash Course
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urfavouritecrash · 19 days ago
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
....what..?
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urfavouritecrash · 26 days ago
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[They pause, seemingly weighing out the pros and cons of getting up to take it from him.]
...I probably should come get it, huh?
Are you alive?
vaguely. but it also depends on who's asking
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urfavouritecrash · 27 days ago
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Are you alive?
vaguely. but it also depends on who's asking
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urfavouritecrash · 4 months ago
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Yeah. Yeah I guess I've been fine thanks. Not dead yet so y'know, heh. So, how-how are you? N-not dying I'd hope?
"...Hey, Ghoulie? It's been a while...." @urfavouritecrash
………Crash…? Hey…I guess it has….. Is everything okay?
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urfavouritecrash · 5 months ago
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Well we can't do that, can we? I've still got people looking out for me, and I've still got people to take care of,
"....Phoenix Witch?" [The voice is scratchy as if it hadn't been used in a while, even causing the person to cough after they finished speaking.] "Am I finally... dead?" {@urfavouritcrash}
I don't know about finally, but dead, yes.
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urfavouritecrash · 5 months ago
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"...I see," [They seem hesitant to leave, as if afraid of something.]
"....Phoenix Witch?" [The voice is scratchy as if it hadn't been used in a while, even causing the person to cough after they finished speaking.] "Am I finally... dead?" {@urfavouritcrash}
I don't know about finally, but dead, yes.
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urfavouritecrash · 5 months ago
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"Oh! Hi Remy!" [They look at the bird, trying not to move much so as to not scare them. Eventually they look back up at The Phoenix Witch.] "I have to go back... don't I?"
"....Phoenix Witch?" [The voice is scratchy as if it hadn't been used in a while, even causing the person to cough after they finished speaking.] "Am I finally... dead?" {@urfavouritcrash}
I don't know about finally, but dead, yes.
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urfavouritecrash · 5 months ago
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[They laugh, a sort of "holy shit, this is really happening" laugh. The stare down at their hands- or well, hand, pushing their nails into the palm of their hand to feel something.] "Holy shit.."
"....Phoenix Witch?" [The voice is scratchy as if it hadn't been used in a while, even causing the person to cough after they finished speaking.] "Am I finally... dead?" {@urfavouritcrash}
I don't know about finally, but dead, yes.
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urfavouritecrash · 5 months ago
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TW FOR: Blood, Su!cide and themes of kidnapping. keep yourself safe out there and avoid reading this if you think you'll be triggered by these <3
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Mentally, Nora was checking off each of the locations she’d guessed Crash could’ve been. They weren’t at the pub (at least, according to one of the joys in there they weren’t, she wasn’t old enough to be let in,), the Crash Track or the Shack! As far as she was concerned, that only left Nora with one location, the Station. Or, as she had been told many times by Bon Bon, their home. At this point, Nora was beginning to lose hope that they would find them at all! But, she knew she couldn’t give up that easy, lest she have to go another day trying to comfort Pom Pom to no avail. While being caught up in her thoughts, somehow, Nora had come extremely close to reaching what she assumed was the Station. Admittedly, she didn’t have much to go off, however based on the rabbit stickers decorating the windows and the spray painted motorbike out front, she could only assume it was what she was looking for. Besides, the small splatters of blood on the pavement seemed to tell her that this was indeed the place. As she approached the Station, she began to speed up her pace because, well, not many people ever really wanted to stare at the blood of their loved ones.
Hesitantly, she pushed the door open, shuffling inside of the building. Mentally, she had tried to prepare herself for what she might see but nothing could’ve prepared her for the scene presented to her.
Blood.
So much blood.
A trail of blood leading to a chair in the middle of the room. 
A red ray gun dropped on the floor.
A corpse laying limp against the chair.
Now. Nora was no detective, not by any means. But, she could at least tell a murder scene when she saw one. Well, maybe it wasn’t a murder scene per se. To her, it seemed more like a suicide scene. Which, she supposed, was also murder in its own right.
…Well what the fuck was she meant to do now? She obviously wasn’t going to touch the corpse, that was just gross. Scope out the area maybe? No. That was just stupid there was literally no light in the building and no way was she being murdered by the freaks who killed her (soon to be) father! 
So instead, she did what she had been told she was meant to. Walked very quickly into Crash’s workshop, collected their ray gun (she had no luck finding it’s mask) and was on her way to find a mailbox. 
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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DETAILS ABOUT OCS !
send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!
𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? 🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? ✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? 🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? 📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?
𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? 🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? 🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? 🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? 🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? 🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? 🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? 💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? 💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? 💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? 💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? 💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? 🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? 🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?
𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? 😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? 🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? 🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? 😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? 😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? 🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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{Theres a laugh, followed by a sigh before the person speaks again.} "What, you don't want something to remember them by?"
(Cherri wanders to the couch, arm around himself and looking almost scared in a dark haze. He stops suddenly, trying to make sense of what his eyes are seeing)
….. koby?
@cherri-cola-soda
(He's sitting on the couch, legs up to his chest, eyes wide. He looks horrified, staring vacantly at the bloody prosthetic arm on the table in front of him. He doesn't respond or react at all)
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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{Theres a scoff, followed by the sound of footsteps as the person moves.} "What, you can't hear 'em screaming from 'ere?"
(Cherri wanders to the couch, arm around himself and looking almost scared in a dark haze. He stops suddenly, trying to make sense of what his eyes are seeing)
….. koby?
@cherri-cola-soda
(He's sitting on the couch, legs up to his chest, eyes wide. He looks horrified, staring vacantly at the bloody prosthetic arm on the table in front of him. He doesn't respond or react at all)
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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{Theres a low, gruff voice on the other end that is very clearly not Crash.} "Fuck off you annoying ass bitch!!" {It yells. In the background, muffled screaming can be heard, silenced by someone else screaming}
(Cherri wanders to the couch, arm around himself and looking almost scared in a dark haze. He stops suddenly, trying to make sense of what his eyes are seeing)
….. koby?
@cherri-cola-soda
(He's sitting on the couch, legs up to his chest, eyes wide. He looks horrified, staring vacantly at the bloody prosthetic arm on the table in front of him. He doesn't respond or react at all)
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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dude you're like, one concussion away from amnesia you CANNOT handle it again.
(He sounds half asleep and possibly concussed, words slurred)
mmmmnnn... safe.
@k0bra-k1d
...what? Dude what are you talking about????
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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....no you fucking can't.
(He sounds half asleep and possibly concussed, words slurred)
mmmmnnn... safe.
@k0bra-k1d
...what? Dude what are you talking about????
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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[They frown, torn between being upset and feeling grateful.] I- yeah I understand that.. but... [She hesitates before speaking again] This doesn't solve anything. He's still going to come back and he's still gonna continue hurting me.
(He sounds half asleep and possibly concussed, words slurred)
mmmmnnn... safe.
@k0bra-k1d
...what? Dude what are you talking about????
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urfavouritecrash · 7 months ago
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What the fuck do you mean you killed him?! [Crash hisses, almost yelling before thinking better of it.]
(He sounds half asleep and possibly concussed, words slurred)
mmmmnnn... safe.
@k0bra-k1d
...what? Dude what are you talking about????
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