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Hope: It’s kind of cold
#this was unfinished but i'm just gonna pretend this is the quote#hope definitely said this at some point.#urinetown#hope
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Bobby: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Little Sally: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Officer Lockstock: I recorded the dumb stuff
Josephine: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Hope: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM THE DUMB STUFF!
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Cladwell: I like all my employees equally! Senator Fipp, Mr. McQueen, Hope...
(Looks at smudged writing on hand)
Cladwell: Mrs. Millionballs
#urinetown#cladwell#posting on this blog again 3 1/2 years later#hello everybody it's good to be back#this post is a relic from 2019 i can't believe i never posted it
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Penny: Good morning, cruel world.
Bobby: don’t you mean goodbye cruel world?
Penny: nope. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking.
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Bobby: What goes up but never comes down?
Josephine: The amount of stress you bring to this family.
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Bobby: So, let’s start by talking about the emotion you are feeling right now.
Hot blades harry: Stabbing.
Bobby: Stabbing isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity that I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Hot blades harry: Well, maybe I’m feeling stabby.
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Penny: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Bobby: *walks into the room*
Penny: oh look, there it is again.
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Hope: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Hot Blades Harry: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Beck two-shoes: tackle him.
Penny: dump him.
Soupy sue: kick him in the shins.
Bobby: NO TO ALL OF THAT! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
#this might be the single best thing ive ever done#hope#hot blades harry#beckt two shoes#penny#soupy sue#bobby#source: unknown
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Little Sally: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
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Penny: is this whiskey or toilet cleaner
Bobby: let me check
Bobby: *chugs the entire bottle*
Bobby: it’s toilet cleaner.
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