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“Let’s avoid the killing part. Anytime you’re up for it we can go...I’m not exactly a busy girl.”

“We should get along great or kill each other trying. When would you like to start?”

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I gotta check my accounts more often damn

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Starter Call!

Like for a starter or reblog if it's for a sideblog! I'll get as many in as I can.

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“Perfect. I’m an irritating student.”

“Yeah i mean everyone should know how to swim and luckily for you, i won’t sink to the bottom but i’ll probably be a really irritating teacher.”

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“Would you really do that? The only other person I’d learn with would probably sink like a rock.”

“Who learns how to swim on their own? I got taught by the grand mum… I could always teach your land-loving feet how to work in the water, if you’d like.”

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“Yeah, whatever. Take all the time in the world.”

     “I have to think of something that isn’t stupid – just gimme a sec, would you?”

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She’d spent long enough observing the humans to assume he just had a very similar way of expressing his emotions. Being around them often enough made it easy to understand how they would adopt habits, so why not personalities as well? “Mina is what I tell people. Ursa Minor is what they call me.” Her smile widened in an attempt to make him more comfortable, then it registered in her mind that he’d just said little sister. 

“A big brother and a little sister? Sounds familiar. Maybe its a Major-Minor constellation thing...” Of course, this wasn’t exactly something she believed to be true- It was just a coincidence. But again, he seemed nervous and she’d feel awful if she left him that way. “If you want we could probably just keep in contact while you look for her. My brother is a huge sweetheart--almost too much so--and I’m sure he’d be glad to have a few more constellation friends.”

His bottom lip went between his teeth, a common sign for humans to show a bit of anxiety and a useful tool for his purposes. He kept his eyes downcast until she recognized what they were and he let a smile weakly appear on his face, still the picture of nervous energy. “I haven’t found my younger sister yet. And I haven’t found anyone else.” A sad, lonely look crossing his features, looking away down the street as if either of them would just round the corner and he’d be back with them.

He lingered for a little longer before his gaze returned to Mina, “Sorry…. being here is strange. Oh!” He turned reddish when he seemed to realize something, “I’m Asher. Or that’s what I’m calling myself but ummm Te Putahi-nui-o-Rehua. Wait …. Canis Major. The humans gave me different names.” He tried for a brighter smile, it was still shadowed with loneliness but his eyes sparkled at the thought of knowing he was one step closer to the rest of the constellations. 

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"If I could learn on my own, I would. I've just accepted I'm going to remain on land forever..."

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“What’s sailing like? I don’t even think I’ve gone swimming let alone been on a boat.”

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“It’s kinda adorable how you get mad though.”

[ ♔ ]      ❝ Next time, experiment on someone                  who isn’t your friend. ❞

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IC 2944 // Running Chicken Nebula

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Twenty Abduction Starters

"Hey, hey, hey, hush, I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna keep you for myself."

"_____, enough. You aren't escaping again. I made sure of it."

"I REALLY don't want to punish you, but if you don't stop, I will."

"Little one, I know you're confused, but I'M going to be your Mommy/Daddy now."

"Shut up! Bad pet, get back in your cage!"

"Stop screaming, nobody can hear you but me and the ghosts anyways."

"Hmph. You're a fighter. Good, I'll enjoy breaking you."

"Here's the deal. I. Own. You."

"I'm gonna make your screams echo, baby."

"Welcome to your new home."

"You'll get used to the handcuffs sooner or later."

"I know you're scared, but I won't hurt you. I love you!"

"I'm going to count to five,give you a headstart. You have until sunset to escape."

"Go on, keep begging."

"If you give in, it'll be easier."

"If you bite me, I'll muzzle you, pet."

"This is going to be a nice weekend, for me, at least. I hope your gag isn't too tight."

"You're so cute, struggling like that."

"You don't need to cry. It's not like your life was going anywhere before me."

"I'm going to give you purpose, to serve me as I deserve."

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Send my muse "I…I'm in love with you." for my muse's reaction

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Send One for my Muses Reaction

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"Worst date of my life."

"How do you feel about polyamory?"

"So... I stabbed him."

"I might have killed him."

"Wanna go on a date?"

"Alcohol is not my friend."

"Can I marry whiskey?"

"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."

"Will you marry me?"

"I'd rather marry the cactus."

"Wanna have the sex?"

"I killed my pet rock."

"Call me Satan."

"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"

"Why study when you can drink?"

"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

"Werewolves are hot."

"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."

"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."

"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."

"I'm fluent in geek."

"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."

"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

"Punch me."

"Netflix and chill?"

"I'm too adorable to slap."

"Just hit me."

"I never say no to drugs."

"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."

"I think I married the vodka."

"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

"So many fuckboys."

"Are you a serial killer?"

"I've killed more people than I can count."

"Brainwashing is fun."

"All I want is a kitten and vodka."

"Kiss me."

"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."

"Stop yelling at me."

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"

"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."

"He's only slightly dead."

"Don't judge my music."

"I don't like your pants. Take them off."

"We might have to huddle for warmth."

"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."

"Satanism isn't all that bad."

"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."

"I' trying to flirt."

"I'm kinda drunk."

"____ stole my vodka."

"Call me Batman."

"Be the Batman to my Joker?"

"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."

"I will go done with this ship."

"Makeout session?"

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“What’s sailing like? I don’t even think I’ve gone swimming let alone been on a boat.”

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“What? It’s not like I can give you a different answer...”

[ ♔ ]      ❝ Oh, mon Dieu.. That is not a good                  excuse, Minor. ❞

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