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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science
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the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.
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The Fallen Angel (1847) by Alexandre Cabanel vs Anakin Skywalker: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas
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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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the best way to be a sports fan is to only think with your heart and never your brain btw!!!! embrace delusion, passion, joy, and whimsy!!!! block out the haters !!!! stare endlessly at pictures of your faves !!!!! never lose hope !!!! remember, every year you can think THIS is your year and who’s to say it isn’t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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spices should not expire. I don't have that kinda money and you are flavor in a bottle. relax.
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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My mom and I went to an antique mall and we were both devastated that this was $650
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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever
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the phrase "contact your senator" is a bit like "pray to god for help"
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they should invent a me who is not exhausted by simply being alive
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