useful-boy - Tumblr blog

useful-boy · 48 minutes ago

Text

I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3

#hi tab 👋#my you is gonna be a favorite now

27K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 51 minutes ago

Text

Tried another art style

#CUTIE #i love you umbreon #pokemon #umbreon #others art

4K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 1 hour ago

Text

Not my pic but this fucking thing

Look at it's shit eating face I hate it I hate it I hate it

guys please tell me your least favorite Pokémon. whether it’s their design, because they’re useless, or some other random reason.

Mine is Smeargle. I was trying to complete my Pokédex in Sun and I don’t even remember who I was looking for but every time his smug ass would show up it filled me with sooooo much rage

#fuck stunfisk all my homies hate stunfisk

1K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 2 hours ago

Text

#based bibinos as always

1K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 2 hours ago

Text

y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

#cries in texan #my poor wallet when my electric bill hits

49K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 12 hours ago

Text

Learning about the Danganronpa games was a mistake cause what the fuck is this dog

What do you Mean there's a bad ending where they stay at the academy forever and pass Aoi back and forth like a cheese tray I fucking hate it here

#crying #the disrespect to her #aoi i am so sorry these ugly ass writers would do this to you. death would be kinder #danganronpa #dr1 #byakuya togami #makoto naegi #aoi asahina #yasuhiro hagakure

4 notes · View notes

useful-boy · 1 day ago

Photo

#fma #long post

154K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 1 day ago

Text

My medieval literature creative project was to adapt an aspect of a medieval text for a modern audience. I went with Sir Orfeo, a late 13th-early 14th century Breton lay that adapted the Ancient Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice into the setting of medieval England by combining elements of Christianity and Celtic mythology.

If you want to read it for yourself, here's a link to the Middle English version and a translation supposedly by J.R.R. Tolkien.

#my app crashed twice trying to reblog this so whatever post good 👍#others art #long post

17 notes · View notes

useful-boy · 2 days ago

Text

give me your fighting game hear me outs i'm collecting for something

#prev hold on i need to look something up #...okay the second form is better looking tbh #the bowl cut just aint it for me

24 notes · View notes

useful-boy · 3 days ago

Text

#oh i have a fic where this exact act happens but different characters different fandom #nsft mention #pregnancy mention

8K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 3 days ago

Text

Bitches with no posts can't fuck with me, if I see you in my notes and all you do is lurk you're getting blocked

#i have killed a thousand blogs for this crime alone #and i will kill a thousand more #empty blog? blog that hasnt posted since 2019? blocked blocked youre all blocked #zen texts

1 note · View note

useful-boy · 3 days ago

Text

Hatoful Pokemon au!

So I saw Detective Picachu yesterday, and it reminded me of these hatoful sprite edits I made a long time ago (which I never posted for some reason) for a pokemon au!

Below are individual/ actual size, along with their pokemon teams!

Keep reading

#OP YOUR MIND #I LOVE THESE SO MUCH #oooh i wanna come up with my own au now but these ideas are great #your hiyoko team is perfect tbh #aaaaa #hatoful boyfriend #pokemon #others art

471 notes · View notes

useful-boy · 3 days ago

Text

i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

#like im not Saying they were a terf because idk them but i did reblog a 'with mama' post where i was like #that fox clearly has a penis. you can see it. i Think that is papa #no one ever said anything but me im pretty sure #anyways.#with papa #animals #sent to me

42K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 3 days ago

Text

Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

#no #nobody thinks of france unless were making fun of it #nice bait post op #nobody thinks these things #*checks replies* oh it is about a game #how would anyone know that without looking at the original

55K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 4 days ago

Text

#come back when youre a little... mmmm... richer! BITCH

8K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 5 days ago

Text

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

#the way i can hear this in his voice #help this is so funny

89K notes · View notes

useful-boy · 5 days ago

Text

Gave Squeaky weed and watched her try to enjoy her kitty high while being constantly pounced on by an energetic kitten purely as payback for her doing the same shit to me last time she was in heat

#she was getting so annoyed by brutus lmao #hows it feel bitch #zen texts #squeaky #brutus

3 notes · View notes