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I like how thr whole au is discontinued because i had 0 motivation lolol, i will never work on ts ever again cuz its boring

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Craigs facial expressions are so goofy

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The useless detective pip story is actually so BUNS and im still writing it💔

Either im the number one fan of my Au or the number 1 hater🤑

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Chapter 1

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Not chapter 1: skeletal grandma execution (boring)

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Introduction post!! Call me Uhh idk Romio i guess 🥀

Im not very active here i will only work on it when im bored so be patient :3

Hi im working on the most dogshit au called useless detective pip where pip gets impersonated by professor chaos (as seen in this image) and pip tries to solve who is dehydrating people by putting sleep poisoning in their drinks..

im definitely not @piripiip

Im doing this AU for fun ^_^

only one person is working on this which is me.

the art style is meant to be terrible and less time consuming to draw, you don’t need good art anyways. Also my art is inspired or heavily inspired by Sentaku-bune, i don’t normally draw like this on my main and the piripiip acc. The downgraded version of my art style is basically the ones in the comics i made here, you can search up kkhta and see the resemblance.

Characters:

OBVIOUSLY PIP! Idk what species he is specifically in this au so its up for your interpretation, hes referred to whatever just like how professor chaos called him “Tsukumogami” but hes most likely just a random spirit. He usually doesn’t mind read but in this au he does for once, his usual abilities is basically fucking up your brain. Hes supposed to get a skeletal grandma execution. Pips personality is supposed to he odd/strange, his eyes are usually wide opened and he doesn’t blink. It doesn’t hurt his eyes though but he just doesn’t blink but also he has webbed fingers too

Professor chaos/butters obviously 🙄 he poisons drinks n shit to dehydrate and cause fear and chaos, he impersonates as pip just to ruin his reputation even more.

Craig tucker he helps pip solve this absolute mess but pip passed out so Craig threw his on the rug

Clyde so uh hes just terrified and thinks that pip poisoned the drinks when its butters that did

Brimmy is just there he’s a rokurokubi i think, his neck only elongates when theres a full moon cuz hes the alpha

Stan, he got poisoned and sent to the hospital but also a monster hunter but also not? Weird

Theres others but im not listing them since they don’t have a role or a role yet

Fax for no reason:

This was supposed to be a parody of foul detective satori but nah i gave it its own story but id say its inspired by foul detective satori

Pip is 900 years old, stan is 1000 years old only because so its hard for others to tell if hes a human or not.

This should’ve been called grandpa park…

Pip might end up in a wheelchair refrencing wheelchair detective satori

Professor chaos design here is inspired by Tsubakura Enraku and reimu hakurei