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THE  WAR  IS  OVER     ( the  war  is  never  over )     so  march  on  home  ,   little  soldier  ,   and  watch  your  back  ;  when  you  talk  to  the  dead   ———-   THE  DEAD  TALK  BACK .

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we  go  where  no  one  goes    !        we  slow  for  no  one    !        GET  OUT  OF  OUR  WAY    !

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for @margarethelstone 

lovely babies! modern au cause i dont want to draw armor lol

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Hello from the other side

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Hiccup's opinion on oral? Giving, receiving? In general?

in general hiccup considers oral to be sensual and erotic .  while he may resort to it as a way of foreplay , he surprisingly loves it as its own act entirely as well .  he’s definitely one to give them honestly .  he loves to make his partner feel good ;  he basically body worships them and with how intimate such an act can be ,  it’s often solo tbh .  bad day ?  good day ?  stressed ?  happy ?  angry ?   he will go down on his partner whenever they wish him to and his tongue and technique is something he prides himself on.

as for receiving . . .  well i mean obviously he would love it ,  but he really does love to give and so when his partner takes their time to reciprocate, we know hic will be well taken care of .  but yeah he actually really enjoys oral period and would often seek it out as a way to get closer to his lover ( be it stand alone or in the act of foreplay) !!

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is the 🍆 good or nah

     listen .  .  .   hiccup may be a little awkward and timid especially when its the first time ,  but he knows what his partner wants and will always do his best to please and will take the time to explore .  so hell fuckin ya ,  the 🍆is FIRE .  find you a manz who is willing to take his time and love you good :^)

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the only thing Lance is trying to "garner" is that booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and will lance succeed ?   more at 8 !

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Guess who got the cute boy's number from my math class 👌

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marksmcn:

           Lips quirk, heart slick on tongue. WHY did he have to open his mouth again? Lance has always been known to make rash decisions ( read: stupid ones ) and it looks like he’s about to roll right into another. He gulps down his nervousness and rolls onto his belly, perching his chin on clammy fingers.

             “ — I dunno, just… something really dumb. ” Something he’ll regret if it goes wrong. Or think about for coming years for no reason but to torture himself over what he couldn’t have. “ Unrelated note, you’re single, right? ”

          FIGURE  SHIFTS   onto  side   /   sharing  a  look  of  worry  and  mild  confusion  in  retaliation  to  lance’s  cryptic  message .   the  lack  of  details  is  what  throws  him  most  ,   thoroughly  not  wanting  to  enable  another  one  of  his  reckless  stunts  with  a  mere  flick  of  his  tongue .   a  calloused  palm  grazes  the  underside  of  his  chin  and  holds  auburn  crown  upward  ,   free  digits  roaming  tousled  hair  anxiously .   if  hiccup  knew  any  better  ,   he’d  suspect  lance  was  trying  to  garner  something  from  him .

                                   and  his  prediction  would  prove  to  not  be  so  far  off  after  all .

                    ❛     i  ----------  yes .  .  .     ❜          he  drawls  ,    unease  lingering  in  the  tone  of  his  voice .   hiccup  is  tentative  to  probe  the  query  further  ,   however  curiosity  overtakes  his  usual  private  nature .          ❛     why  do  you  ask ?     ❜

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I think we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. We are good people and we’ve suffered enough.

Nikka Ursula (via lazypacific)

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hvessa:

heat  blossoms  across   fair  cheeks  ,     colors  them   crimson  :     the  last  time  she’d  been  so   close   to  someone  was  when  she  was   pinning   them  to  the  ground  in  training  .     ❛     uh   …     n     no  ,     not   really  .     well  ,     i  mean  i  would  like  to  know  just  in   case  ,     you  know  ?     what  if  i  need  to  a   weapon   one  day  but  i  don’t  know  how  to  make  one   sharp   enough  ?     stuff  like   that  .     ❜      the  skin  of  her  hand  just   barely   brushes  against  his  as  he  takes  hold  of  the   hilt   of  her  axe  .

          ❛     oh !   right   ----------   i .  .  .   didn’t  think  of  that .    ❜          FEET  SCUFFLE   behind  her  awkwardly   /   a  nervous  tick   /   scathing  nape  of  neck  with  blunt  fingernails  as  they  drag  unceremoniously  atop  freckled  skin .   with  the  threat  of  dragonfire  a  mere  remnant  of  the  past  ,   hiccup  almost  forgets  the  necessity  of  hand - held  weaponry  in  today’s  world  ;   often  resorting  to  toothless  as  his  main  source  of  self - defense .   but  not  all  vikings  are  so  willing  to  rid  of  tradition   (  despite  currently  flying  on  the  backs  of  dragons  )   ,   and  it  seems  heather  is  no  different .   

gentle  whisper  careens  against  the  rhythmic  grating  of  metal  ,   soft  enough  to  go  unheard  if  he  weren’t  already  a  mere  breath  away  from  ruddy  cheeks .         ❛     i  wish  we  didn’t  have  to  fight .     ❜