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my mans running animation only got two frames
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idk and feel free to correct me but bucky is definitely not the dad of the thunderbolts. at most he is their older brother. he won't be making appointments for dentists but he'll probably drive them back from the visit. he is not supervising their dates from the other side of the restaurant but probably keeps his door open if they want to sulk in the corner of his room for a while while he does something else.
like. he's not their dad. he's an older brother stuck watching them. he's not doing well himself, he just copes better than they are because he's further along on his mental health journey.
do you get me. he's not herding them together like chickens and wearing an apron and fussing over whether they ate dinner. he's mostly just 'do whatever you want, don't get killed and don't get me killed'. but he will absolutely jump into the line of fire with you (exasperated). do you get me. do you get me.
#and hes doing all this while his boyfriend and him broke up#stealing the tag bc i heavily agree#thunderbolts* text#thunderbolts*
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Why donât we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it
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Bucky: Alright. Time for a new team bonding exercise. Weâre going to put everything we love into this box.
Yelena: Can I put Bob in the box?
Bucky: No.
Ava: Can I put Bob in the box?
Bucky: No.
Alexei: Can I put Bob in the box?
Bucky: No.
Walker: Can Iâ
Bucky: No one can put Bob in the box!
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*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*
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dont even try to argue w me
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just imagine bob getting kidnapped
Kidnapper, on the phone: I've kidnapped Bob. Bail will be âŹ10000-".
Bucky: Oh no. DON'T HURT HIM. DO YOU HEAR ME??
Kidnapper: I won't hurt Bob if you pay the-
Bucky: Shut the fuck up BOB CAN YOU HEAR ME???? DO NOT HURT HIM!
Kidnapper, now sweating: what
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Tbr
Love Was Never Part Of The Plan - 3
Summary: You are a jewel thief whoâs semi-retired, but you agree to take one last job. However, thereâs a catch: you have to steal the jewels from an auction where your former lover is now the head of security.
Character: Security!Bucky x Thief!Female Reader
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âHowâŠâ You were stunned. Absolutely floored.
Your breath hitched when Bucky stepped closer, calm, measured, deadly. His hand moved behind your back, slow and deliberate. Your heartbeat stuttered. Then you felt his fingers curl up, stop just at the nape of your neckâright where your hair was twisted into a sleek bun.
He felt it.
A smug smile tugged at the corners of his mouth as his fingers brushed the hidden compartment. His voice dropped, low and mocking.
âCute hiding spot,â he murmured. âBut sweetheart, you really thought I wouldnât check the bun?â
Thenâclick.
You flinched, only now realizing heâd already slipped a pair of handcuffs onto your wrist, snapping the other end onto his.
âItâs time to tame you, my little devil,â Bucky whispered with a glint in his eye. âNo more running.â
The way he said little devil⊠it sent a flush to your cheeks, which you hated, because dammit, not now. Not when youâre literally cuffed to the man you were trying to outsmart.
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In that moment, you sat on a cold metal chair in the small interrogation room beneath the gallery, arms crossed, ankle bouncingânot out of fear, but impatience. You werenât scared. Youâd been in tighter spots before. This wasnât your first game of cat and mouse.
But guilt? That was new. Not because of the diamond. Not because of Interpol breathing down your neck.
Because Bucky had found out.
Because the one person you didnât want to lie to anymore now knew exactly who you were. And that cut deeper than any set of cuffs ever could.
Joe, one of the senior security guards, watched you from behind the two-way mirror in another room with Bucky.
âUh⊠shouldnât we be calling the police? Sheâs one of Interpolâs most wanted. Keeping her here might look⊠shady.â
Bucky stood with his arms crossed, jaw tight, his body still humming with adrenaline. âThat would drag the gallery through a scandal. One break-in is enough. The diamondâs safe. Thatâs what matters.â
âRightâŠâ Joe eyed him, then you, then back to Bucky. âOr maybe you just want to stare at your Peggy Sue a little longer before sheâs gone?â
Bucky shot him a glare sharp enough to slice.
Joe held up his hands. âHey, Iâm just saying⊠But seriouslyâhowâd you figure it out?â
They both went quiet when they heard you whistle from the speaker.
A soft whistle echoed through the basement. Just a casual tune on your lipsâcarefree, defiant.
âThat,â Bucky said, eyes locked on you.
âThat?â Joe was still confused.
Bucky didnât explain. He didnât need to. He just stared through the glass, jaw tight, eyes shadowed. But the silence said enough.
Yes. It was you.
It had been you all along.
The whistle had given you away. A simple, offhand tuneâbarely five seconds longâlight and careless.
Thanks to todayâs technology, they could hear the voice. It was brief, but Bucky remembered itâtormenting him and reminding him of his failures.
That exact sound had played on a grainy surveillance tape from the night the Queen AmĂ©lie rubies vanished. The cameras hadnât caught a face, barely a silhouette. Just shadows.
Heâd replayed it a hundred times. Not because it was evidenceâbut because it haunted him. Because it mocked him. Because the person behind it had vanished like smoke and left him with a gallery full of questions and a reputation cracked at the edges.
Then, days ago, you walked into his life again, whistling, like no time had passed. And there it was. That sound. That goddamn melody.
His gut twisted. He had wanted to be wrong. God, he had hoped he was wrong.
But his radar for trouble had never failed him before.
He wanted to prove himself wrongâthatâs why he asked you out for coffee. In that moment, he just wanted to know where youâd been.
But as you spoke, all he heard were lies, one after another. He had looked for you, pulled every connection he had, tried to trace your work⊠but no archaeological site, no records, nothing. It was like your entire story had been fabricated from thin air.
But what gave you away again?
Your eyes. You have the look he used to haveâa look with a mission. And youâve got it. It wasnât the look of someone excited to meet and share experiences. The way they searched the table for his phone. So, he baited you. Laid it right there. And just like he expected, you placed yours next to hisâtoo close.
His device lit up with the silent ping of a data bridge.
Ooh, my little devil, he thought, it was you all along.
After that, he rewrote the entire security plan. Faked it. Let it leak. Made sure the decoy plans would lure you in.
Then he waited. He knew youâd go for the storage exitâpredictable, classic you.
Right into his trap.
âShe doesnât look scared,â Joe muttered, arms crossed as he peered through the two-way mirror. âShe doesnât look guilty either.â
âThatâs what youâre dealing with when it comes to kleptomaniacs,â came a voice from behind.
The security team turned to see a woman walk inâmid-thirties, sharp suit, dark lipstick, eyes that missed nothing. âEspecially world-class ones,â she said, removing her sunglasses.
âAmy?â Bucky was surprised to see her here.
Amy shot a warm smile and walked closer to him. âInterpol sent me. Wellâtechnically, I sent myself.â She moved to the glass and studied you calmly seated in the small basement interrogation room. âIâll take it from here.â
Before anyone could respond, the door swung open again.
âAh, ah, ah... you canât interrogate her without me,â said a man in a dark tailored suit and round glasses, leather briefcase in one hand. He looked expensiveâand smug.
Buckyâs brows knit together. âAnd you are?â
âDavid Rochefort,â the man said smoothly, extending a business card with a fake name that even sounded fake. âLegal counsel. Sheâs my client.â
Joe blinked. âHow the hell did she manage to call you?â
Edward smiled, adjusting his glasses. âGood lawyers donât wait for a call. Especially not when sheâs involved.â
Bucky said nothing, but the muscle in his jaw twitched. The tension was subtle but undeniableâhe didnât like this guy. Especially since this lawyer spoke about you with an unexpected warmth.
Inside the room, you stood as Edward entered. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders like it was a long-awaited reunion.
âWhy are you so late?â you whispered, voice low against his ear.
âI had to make my appearance believable. Canât have you thinking Iâm a getaway driver,â he murmured with a quick wink.
Across the glass, Buckyâs eyes narrowed before he looked away.
Amy caught the glance. She raised an eyebrow and glanced at Joe, who subtly mouthed something to herââSheâs the one. His ex.â That piece of information seemed to sharpen Amyâs temper.
Moments later, Amy and her partner entered the room. She tossed a file onto the table with a firm thud. âLetâs cut the act, shall we?â she said, leaning forward. âYou broke into a highly secured international auction. You knew the camera angles, the power grid layout, the guard rotations. You timed everything perfectly. Thatâs not luck, sweetheartâthatâs inside knowledge.â
You smiled politely. âOr a very good guess.â
Amyâs eyes darkened. âYou think this is a game?â
âOnly if Iâm winning.â You smirked.
Edward placed a calming hand between you and the table. âMy client isnât obliged to respond to your tone or theatrics.â
âSheâs toying with us,â Amy hissed.
You leaned toward Edward, eyes fixed on Amy. âWhy do I feel like she wants to bite my head off?â
âNot just you,â Edward muttered.
Amy slammed her hand on the table, but the sound didnât faze you. Not even a blink. Your confidence was bulletproof.
Edward calmly adjusted his cuffs, then leaned in, his tone even. âLetâs not get dramatic. My client didnât steal anything. She temporarily borrowed an itemâand now, the gallery has it back. No harm, no foul, right?â
Amy shot him a withering glare. âIs that really the argument you're going with?â
Edward gave her a tight-lipped smile. âIâm going with facts. You have the diamond. You have no solid evidence. And last I checked, attempted charm isnât a criminal offense.â
The interrogation dragged on. They questioned your alibis, dug into your background, and analyzed every detail. But there was nothing solid. You were too careful. Too polished. Interpol left the room with clenched jaws and empty hands.
When Edward and you stepped into the harsh fluorescent hallway, the air felt too sharp.
Bucky stood there, leaning against the wall like heâd been waiting for hours. His expression was unreadable as he looked at you.
âGive me your hand,â he said quietly.
You raised your wristâthe handcuffs still clinking softly.
He stepped forward, unlocking them with a soft click. âDonât steal again.â
You held his gaze, lips curving into something wicked. âNo promises.â
A flicker sparked in his eyesâlike a match struck to dry kindling. He didnât reach for you, didnât say another word. But the electricity between you lingered, humming in the air like a live wire.
âSo this is the side of you I never knew,â Bucky said quietly, eyes locked on yours.
You paused, the smallest twitch pulling at your lips. âItâs always been there,â you said, voice softer now, with the faintest edge of something raw. âI just hid it too well from you.â
He didnât reply right away. The air between you felt like it might catch fire if one of you moved too fast.
You shifted your weight, heart doing something traitorous in your chest. âI never lied about how I felt about you,â you added, eyes searching his face. âJust⊠about who I am.â
Your voice barely waveredâbut it cost you.
Buckyâs jaw tensed, but he didnât look away. And for a second, you wished heâd yell. Or curse. Or laugh. Anything but this silent, smoldering restraint.
You stepped back, catching your breath like youâd been holding it the whole time. âAnyway,â you said with a wry smile that didnât quite reach your eyes, ânow youâve seen it.â
Turning away, you walked toward Edward, your steps slow, weighted with something you couldnât quite shake. Buckyâs eyes stayed fixed on your back, lingering longer than they should.
Edward opened the exit door with a flourish. âYouâre free.â
But free from what? The cuffs were off, yet the guilt wrapped around your chest tighter than ever. Free only to face the ache of what was left unsaidâand the impossible space growing between you two.
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You and Edward slipped out of the gallery, the night air thick with the scent of rain and something electric between you both. You headed straight for your hideout, a dimly lit loft cluttered with scattered blueprints and stolen treasures.
âFuck,â Edward muttered, tossing his jacket onto a chair. âWe just lost seven million.â
You arched an eyebrow. âWas the client mad?â
Edward pulled out his phone, swiping to reveal an encrypted chat. âYeah. The client who hired usâhe dropped a million as a deposit, so heâs definitely pissed. I sent him the update: the diamond heist failed. His reply? Just one word. âLoser.ââ
You exhaled, sinking onto the worn-out couch. âWell⊠we kinda deserved it.â
For a long moment, you just stared at the ceiling, your mind racing. Four years. Four years of silence, four years of runningâuntil Bucky busted you and found out who you really were. That revelation still burned under your skin. A mixture of defeat, defiance, and something sharperâregret? No. Something else. A flicker of something complicated.
Before you could dig deeper, Edwardâs voice cut through the silence.
âI found out why that Interpol cop hates you so much.â
You sat up, curiosity sharp. âWhy?â
He smirked, pulling up another chat on his phone. âTurns out, Amyâs been on some arranged-date thing with Bucky.â
Your heart jolted. âWHAT?!â You sprang up from the couch and leaned over his shoulder, eyes scanning the screen.
The message thread showed a casual introduction: Co-worker 1: âYou should meet Amy. Sheâs sharp, good with cases.â Bucky: âFine.â
You frowned, a sudden heat kindling in your chest. âWait⊠I donât think Buckyâs interested. See? He just replied with âFineâ and thatâs it. No emojis. No follow-up.â
"And look at his message historyâhe barely mentions her. So the date didnât go well!" you added, or maybe just trying to convince yourself.
Edward rolled his eyes, clearly amused. âAlright, Miss Delulu.â
You sighed dramatically, crossing your arms. âAww shit. Why am I feeling this? Why do people like us always fail at romance?â
Edward shrugged with a grin. âOur teacher was a disaster at this stuff too. But heyâhe did manage to steal the real Mona Lisa.â He paused, then shook his head. âHonestly, just give up. Besides, you two are on different sides. Heâs the good guy. Youâre⊠not.â
Your jaw tightened at the truth. The thought of Bucky and Amy together twisted your gut in ways you didnât want to admit. You didnât want to see them like thatâlike a pair.
Edward nudged you gently. âStop thinking about it. Let him go.â
You stayed silent, staring off into the distance.
âShit. Iâm gonna need a hot shower,â Edward muttered, rubbing the back of his neck as he headed toward the bathroom.
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Bucky lay on his bed, shirtless, wearing only his boxers. His eyes traced the cracks on the ceiling as memories of the day replayed relentlessly. The woman heâd fallen forâthe one whoâd haunted his thoughtsâwas the thief behind the ruby jewelry once owned by Queen AmĂ©lie of France.
A bitter taste filled his mouth. He hated it. Hated seeing you, so calm and untouchable, with that smug lawyer by your side. That smugness, the way he touched youâit stabbed deeper than any blade.
So, four years ago, while you both shared the same bed, you were secretly planning to steal the ruby, with him sleeping right beside you, completely unaware that you were using him to get the security details.
Suddenly, the window slid open with a soft creak. Bucky sat up, muscles tense. There you wereâsneaking in like a shadow, casual but impossibly bold.
âHi,â you said awkwardly, voice barely above a whisper.
He didnât say anything at first, just stared.
You stepped further inside, tossing a small box onto his bed. It landed with a soft thud. Bucky opened it, eyes narrowing as he saw the ruby necklace gleam in the dim lightâthe stolen jewel.
âWhat do you want after this?â His voice was low, rough. âYou think this fixes everything?â
Bucky stood, tall and bare-chested, the faint moonlight tracing every line of his sculpted body. You swallowed hard, cheeks warming under his gazeâheâd clearly been working out more lately.
âYou canât just come back and fix things like this. Iâm not your plaything,â he said, stepping closer until you could feel the heat radiating from him.
You looked down for a second. âI⊠I know.â
He crossed his arms, eyes sharp. âThen why are you here? You could have just returned this to the gallery.â
You hesitated, then took a step back toward the window, the cool night air brushing your skin.
âIâm here because I want to declare something.â
Buckyâs brow furrowed, curiosity flickering behind his guarded stare.
You smiledâsoft, genuineâbecause you saw the concern in his eyes, the way he still cared.
âI want to tell you... Iâm going to steal your heart.â
His eyes widened, disbelief and something else flashing between them.
Before he could say a word, you leapt from the window frame, landing lightly on the pavement below.
Bucky sprinted to the window, heart pounding as he watched you speed away in a sleek convertible with no roof. The same lawyer sat confidently behind the wheel. His guess was right â that lawyer is your partner in crime too.
He stood frozen for a heartbeat, her words replaying in his mindââIâm going to steal your heart.â A slow, almost reluctant smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, his usual guarded expression cracking just enough to let something raw and real slip through.
Sheâs a thiefâalways has been. But maybe this time, sheâs trying to steal something that matters.
"Damn it,â he whispered, voice low and rough, âwhy does she have to be this good at breaking me?â
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Inside the speeding car, the wind whipped through your hair, but you barely noticed. Edward, a picture of calm amusement behind the wheel, glanced at you. "So... you just professed your love to him, huh? What are you going to do next, send him a dozen roses?"
You groaned, burying your face in your hands. The adrenaline from the heist and the escape was fading, replaced by a mortifying wave of embarrassment, shyness, and a dizzying mix of emotions. "I don't know!" you wailed, your voice muffled. "I just... I don't know!"
Authorâs note: What will she do to get Bucky back? As an author, I also don't know. Lol đ€Ł
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Yelena: You fight like my sister.
Bucky: I've fought your sister. That's a compliment.
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this is the thunderbolts* dynamic to me
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tower fics are so back baby
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