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oh my god

So I, sitting in the Costco gas station waiting for the tank to fill up, look at this car rolling in.

Leopard print windows. Mom car. Pink license plate holder. Glittery rhinestones on the wheels. #momlife sticker. And out of the car, comes fucking Thor.

He walks out with this big smile on his face, Bandit Heeler T-shirt, and the CRAZIEST BUILD. Im talking deadlift 3 cars off of a ladybug type shit.

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guys what do we think

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which one of yall fuckers made him sad?

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me: sitting the car, eating offbrand takis

my mom, asking about how they taste: "Are they as good as the real thing? Better? Or maybe worse?"

My sister, who has not had the takis: "oh yeah they are about the same"

Mother dearest, wondering what the physics phunkyness that just happened was: "..did you just ostmostify the flavor through the psychic bond with your sister?"

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That one emo kid in the back of chemistry:

"We could form a chemical bond... like.. in a Gerard Way..'

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I have been summoned *explodes*

@reindeer-riot

@ab-blu2art

@woollyrat

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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WHY JS EVERYBODY FREAKING OUT

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I MISSED IT NOOOOO- will be back in November

happy Thursday the 20th

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Bringing it back full circle in the big 2025

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no one rly knows tbh

2016 in a nutshell

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"Yeah we're talkin about you. What? What u gonna do..? Hit mah lil gong thang?"

"...yes Terry, thats what they'd do."

"Aw sheit"

Eva Funderburgh

love her work

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Made a goober named carrion

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Made a goober named carrion

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Hey, so like..

TURN OFF YOUR ASKS. I JUST GOT TRAUMATIZED BY A GOD DAMN VEGAN AD.

Not hating on vegans, but I am legit about to throw up. Please. I will not link the vid.

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Google Play search for E-Play free music software

The FitnessGram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

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Hey so like what if I made another...

Ily guys :3