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a crossover absolutely nobody asked for!

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Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.

god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album

the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao

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Domestic Bucky>>>>>

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Tom Hiddleston VARIETY / April 5, 2024

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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

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i want a multi-doctor episode that plays out like an episode of murder she wrote - just a bunch of doctors pottering around solving murders

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Hey peeps. There are some VERY talented people on here and I wanted to reach out for help. I love getting tattoos, medium to small ones but I have ZERO creative bones in my body. If you amazing artists out there feel like drawing me one based off of my description or know someone that will, it would be awesome.

I am a teacher so they do need to be appropriate in a school setting incase I wear a short sleeve or shorts. Thanks!!!!!

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chewbacca: yeah, and then i swore a life debt to han solo—

malla, his wife: and then you WHAT

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me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

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is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away

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There’s a fic on fanfiction(.)net that I’ve kept tabs on for years to see if it’s been updated or not. While I’m no longer even in the fandom it’s written for, it just has one of the greatest storylines I’ve ever read. Last time it was updated was 2011.

The other day, I decided to reread the entire thing and leave a very in-depth review of what I thought of each chapter. I also mentioned how I started reading it when I was 13 and am now 21, but always came back to see if it was ever finished because I loved it so dearly.

Today, said author sent me a private message saying that her analytics showed that the story was still getting views even after all these years, but no one ever bothered to leave reviews other than “update soon!!!”, so she never felt motivated enough to finish it. She said that me reviewing every single chapter with lengthy paragraphs made her cry and meant the world to her. She also mentioned that she felt encouraged to write the two remaining chapters needed to complete the story and that she would send me a message the night before she updates the fic.

I’m literally sobbing. I’m so excited :’)

Please always remember to leave a review when reading fanfiction!!! It means a lot to a writer.

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PEDRO PASCAL spotted leaving the gym April 10th, 2024 | Los Angeles, California

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Find yourself somebody who looks at you like Daniel Brühl looks at his wife. Stunning couple at the pink carpet of the Cannes International Series Festival for the premiere of Becoming Karl Lagerfeld.

📷 Gettyimages (2024) + my edits

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imagine you recounted the story of your breakup, that seems to really have negatively affected you, to friends/family/coworkers/etc and they hit you with “but you’re villainizing your ex and rewriting history”

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April will be filled with happiness. April will be filled with blessings. April will be filled with positivity. April will be filled with progress. April will be filled with kindness. April will be filled with opportunity. April will be filled with love.

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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky had a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Really? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.