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cryingggg jacob hated that fuck ass haircut too. i feel vindicated

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Your Marshal wears Mandalorian armor?

Timothy Olyphant as Cobb Vanth THE MANDALORIAN — 2x01 “The Marshal”

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It's the last day of April

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obsessed with this publicity photo for the shield that makes walton goggins and michael chiklis look like a couple

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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

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Tim Gutterson knows the 1992 film The Bodyguard starring Whitney Houston & Kevin Costner well enough to quote it at random.

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Timothy Olyphant as Vincent HAVOC (2025) dir. Gareth Evans

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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sorry if i talk to you a lot and make excuses for talking to you its because i like you. and enjoy talking to you. yeah sorry. you can kill me if you want

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

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dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

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“Hey, I don’t bite.” Well, you could. Do better.

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Arlo: Took you long enough. Raylan: My whole life. I had nightmares about what you locked up in here. Slave girls. Animal for killing. Secrets. Horror. Arlo: And it ain’t nothing. Just like you, boy. Your head in the goddamn clouds. Raylan: You kept us away of your fraidy hole like it held the treasures of Kublai Khan. Arlo: Was just a place I used to go. My place. My own dirt. Dark and far away. Raylan: It’s why you had the key around your neck in the war. Arlo: Wouldn’t you want to go far away from that? Raylan: Every evil thing inside you, I thought was in here. Arlo: And it’s a big fat nothing.

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