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uss-butterscotch · 14 hours ago
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Preheating, Freezing
My first @steddiebingo fic for round 2! Prompts: Bakery AU, Trapped
Takes place post-Vecna, but in an AU where Eddie wasn't involved. Also - Weirdo Steve Harrington supremacy.
Rating: G | WC: 4,851 | Tags: Pre-Steddie, Coworkers, Crying, Codependent Robin & Steve, PTSD, Head Trauma, Emotional Hurt/Comfort | ao3
If it weren’t for this job, Eddie doesn’t know what he would do. Get a different one, he supposes, but that would suck ass. He likes the one he has. He likes showing up at 4:00 AM after a late-night-turned-early-morning, using the quiet hour of solitude between the drunks and the go-getters to mull over last night’s gig, or the progress he made on his campaign before he had to head out for work. He likes surrounding himself with the smell of proofing sourdough and pies in the oven, and munching on yesterday’s chocolate croissants with an extra-large coffee.
What he doesn’t like is training new hires.
It’s not a common occurrence. The joint is family owned, and small—so small it doesn’t really have a name. People call it “the place by Bradley’s” when they’re talking about where to get a birthday cake, and nobody asks which one when Eddie tells them he works at the bakery. Still, it’s popular enough to get a steady stream of customers until mid-afternoon, and with Chrissy gone for school, he knows they need another part-timer to pick up the slack. He just wishes his morning peace didn’t have to be interrupted for it.
“Hey, Munson.”
“Harrington,” Eddie replies, unlocking the door. He glances up as his newest coworker approaches from the BMW parked on the curb, yawning wide. “Early enough for you?”
“Feel like I’m headed to swim practice,” Steve says through the end of the yawn.
Eddie steps through the door and holds it open for Steve to pass through behind him. “A lot less bread at swim practice, I hope.”
“Definitely.”
Locking the door behind them, Eddie beckons for him to follow to the kitchen. He punches in, grabs a clean apron from the hook by the time clock, and leans toward the rack of cards while he puts it on. When he finds Steve’s name, he mutters, “Aha,” and plucks it from the rack to hand to him. “You ever used one of these before?”
Steve nods, sticks his card into the machine, and puts it back in the rack next to Eddie’s. “Same kind we had at Scoops.”
“That’s right, you worked at the food court. So did I.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Burger King.”
“Oh, wait.” A sly smile makes its way across Steve’s face. “So you had to wear that god-awful red polyester? And I thought we had it bad with the sailor outfits.”
“At least those things looked a tiny bit breathable,” Eddie agrees. “It was honestly a relief when the mall burned down, because I didn’t have to wear that shit ever again.”
Inexplicably, Steve’s smile freezes into an unsettled grimace. “Y-Yeah,” he mumbles. “Yeah, I guess not.”
Okay…weird. Eddie knows that look. It’s the same one Wayne gets when something reminds him of the F5 that came way too close to the trailer park in ’74, or the look his mom would get when her asshole brother came around. Eddie wants to ask why his dumb joke seemed to give Steve a fucking Vietnam flashback, but he holds his tongue. Maybe he was there when it happened, or a friend of his died in the fire. Whatever the case, Eddie’s not about to drag all that shit out of him while he’s supposed to be teaching him how to work the big oven, no matter how curious it makes him.
“Right,” Eddie says. He clears his throat and reaches for a second apron. “So, um…put this on, unless you want to look like a powdered donut. That’s step one.”
Steve obediently pulls the thing over his head.
While he’s tying it, Eddie goes on, “Step two is looking at the list for today.”
“The list?”
He leads Steve to the bulletin board by the walk-in freezer and taps the paper pinned up in the corner. “Everything we’ve got to get in and out of the oven before the morning rush. Some special orders to prep, but mostly—”
“Breakfast stuff?”
Eddie resents being interrupted, but at least it tells him Steve is on the right page. “Yep.” He pulls the list down and reads by the dim bulb above the sink.
“Do you want me to turn on the light?”
“Good god, no. I never turn it on if I can help it.”
“Oh…okay.” Steve stands there looking awkward and useless.
Eddie ignores him, turning his attention back to their morning checklist. He usually thinks aloud, and this morning is no exception. He hopes Steve is listening so he doesn’t have to repeat himself. “Croissants and scones are in the freezer; they can go right in the oven. George made the bagels last night, just have to pull those out of the pantry and put ’em in the case. Muffins: blueberry and…maple flax? Really, Pauline? We haven’t sold more than two flaxseed muffins all month.” He sighs, knowing what he’ll be having for breakfast tomorrow. “Whatever…”
“So we need to make muffins?” Steve says.
Eddie glances up. He’d almost forgotten there was someone else in the room. “Yeah. But we should take care of the scones first. Can you set the oven to four-hundred?”
“Oh,” Steve says again. “Sure.” He turns to one of the two industrial-sized ovens a few feet away, walks over, and stares at it for a moment. Then he turns back to Eddie and says, “Uh…how?”
Trying to suppress a long-suffering sigh (though admittedly not trying very hard) Eddie marches over and shows him, punching buttons with learned precision. “Got it?”
“Yeah. I think so.” Steve lets out a nervous chuckle. “You’re a braver man than me.”
“Why do you say that? You afraid of ovens or something?”
“No! God, wouldn’t that be funny, working in a bakery?” Another chuckle. “No, I just can’t turn on an oven without checking inside first. Cleaning up melted Tupperware isn’t something I want to do ever again.”
Eddie stares at him. “You left Tupperware in your oven?”
“My mom did. My family doesn’t bake much, so she stores it there. One time I wanted to make cinnamon rolls, and let’s just say the fire department wasn’t amused.”
“Well, lucky for us, the only thing that passes through this oven is stuff that’s supposed to be there. Speaking of which”—Eddie whirls and heads back to the walk-in—“let me show you where we keep the stuff that gets prepped ahead of time.” He pulls the handle on the massive door and lets it swing wide. A frigid cloud hits them, and he steps forward. Once Steve is inside too, he props the door open behind them.
“Chilly,” Steve remarks, chuckling yet again. “Would suck to get trapped in here.”
Eddie raises his eyebrows, but doesn’t otherwise acknowledge the observation. Instead he points at the shelves at eye level and says, “Right here is where you’ll always find stuff for the day ahead. By the time the afternoon shift is here, this will all be gone, and they’ll fill the shelf back up with tomorrow’s.” He picks up a baking sheet, covered in doughy triangles that are just visible through a layer of frosty plastic wrap. “These are orange-cranberry scones. There’s some blueberry-lemon and cinnamon right there. Go ahead and grab a tray, and we’ll start putting ’em in the oven as soon as it’s done preheating.”
Stepping out of the freezer, the temperature of the kitchen is a stark contrast. With the oven heating up, the whole room has started to get a little stuffy. Eddie puts his tray of scones on the counter next to the oven and goes to open the window. Usually he opens it before turning anything on. That’s what happens when something fucks with my routine. He wonders what else he’s going to forget before this shift is through. Hopefully it won’t be anything important.
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The next half-hour is uneventful. Steve takes instruction surprisingly well, always rushing to do whatever Eddie suggests—though at times, he realizes just a moment later that he needs further guidance. Over the course of the morning, Eddie becomes more and more willing to give it, because goddammit, despite his misgivings, the guy’s charm is undeniable. He’s still not happy to be losing his quiet time, but at least Steve doesn’t say more than he needs to. With another set of hands there, Eddie is also more productive than usual, and by a quarter to five they’re left with very little to do.
He goes over their remaining tasks in his head. They’re all easy things: packing up Flo’s usual order for the station, feeding the sourdough starter, putting the muffins and loaves in the case once they’re out of the oven, replacing them with the pies of the day. Last thing to do is put together the cookies for the Wheelers’ party platter, but it’s a little early for that.
Time for breakfast, then, he thinks, and he calls out for Steve, who ventured into the freezer at his suggestion to pull out the unbaked pies. “Let’s take a breather. You wanna pick out a bagel? Bet we could get away with raiding the fresh ones.”
He doesn’t get an answer.
Furrowing his brow, Eddie tries again. “Harrington? Do you want some breakfast or not?”
Still nothing.
He rounds the corner to the freezer and finds the big door shut. Whirling around and around for some sign of where Steve went, he starts to panic. It’s not that he’d be upset if Steve decided bakery life wasn’t for him and skipped out on him; it’s more about the fact that Pauline will definitely blame it on Eddie for scaring him off. His snark is no secret, and he’s pretty sure it’s why she gave him the pre-open morning shift in the first place, to keep his mouth from offending any customers. The last thing he needs is for the manager to have another excuse for her weird vendetta.
Eddie breathes a sigh of relief when he spots an unfamiliar set of keys on the hook beside the bulletin board. Steve is still here, unless he decided to leave his car for some reason.
Turning back to the freezer, Eddie cocks his head in confusion. Did he shut himself in? He reaches out, turns the handle, and pulls the door open. On the other side, he does find Steve, though not remotely in a state he anticipated.
He’s huddled on the floor, with his back to a shelf of frozen butter, and though he jumps about a foot in the air at the sound of the door creaking on its hinges, the startled look on his face does nothing to hide how red and puffy his eyes are. “Munson!” He shoots to his feet, wiping his nose on the back of his hand and sniffling hard. It’s clear he’s desperate to look casual, though his voice is thick and rough when he goes on, “Sorry, man. I, uh…I got stuck.”
Eddie stares, blinking. “You got stuck,” he echoes.
“Yeah.”
Because he’s never been one to shy away from the elephant in any room, he purses his lips and says, “Is that all you were crying about? Getting stuck in the walk-in?”
Steve looks startled all over again by Eddie’s candor. He opens and closes his mouth half a dozen times before crossing his arms over his chest and grumbling, “No.”
Now Eddie is even more surprised. “Okay…then why were you crying?”
There are a few different emotions in conflict on Steve’s face. Eddie spots the ones he expects, with fear and shame taking the lion’s share. There’s also a tiny flicker of something hopeful, though, and he realizes a moment before he speaks that Steve must be debating whether or not to be honest. He huffs, then says, “I miss Robin.”
“What?”
“Robin Buckley. This is the first job I ever had without her, since she left for U of L. I mean, I guess that’s if you don’t count that summer I was a lifeguard, but that was totally different, because—”
“You mean to tell me,” Eddie interrupts, because he knows the beginning of a nervous ramble when he sees one, “that you came to the walk-in to cry because you’re used to working with your friend?” When he sees some of Steve’s fear overtaking his shaky confidence, he hurriedly adds, “Which is totally fine! I mean, we’ve all done it.”
Steve stares. “You have?” he says, with the dull monotone of disbelief.
“Yeah. I mean, not for the same reason, but if you ask around you’ll find that the walk-in is a popular spot for the occasional mental breakdown among staff.”
“I guess that makes sense,” Steve says slowly, seeming to mull over the concept. “We did the same thing at Scoops sometimes.”
“Robin worked with you there, too, right?” Eddie says, trying to keep his voice as gentle as possible without sounding patronizing.
A leftover tear escapes over Steve’s lashes and drips down his cheek. He wipes it away impatiently and nods. “It’s where we met. And then she basically got me the job at the video store, because Keith hated my guts. When she left for school…I don’t know. I couldn’t stand being there without her around, so I quit.” He grimaces and shakes his head. “Not the best idea I ever had.”
“So you two went from food service straight into retail? No wonder you’re best friends. You’ve been through a lot together.”
The joke does its job. Steve laughs a bit and says, “You have no idea.”
Glad to have diffused some of the tension, Eddie taps Steve’s shoulder with his knuckles and says, “Anyway, I was looking for you. You wanna have some breakfast?”
“That sounds like a good idea,” Steve sighs. He sniffs one more time, but it’s clear his tears have dried up. Before they make it out of the freezer, though, he says, “Oh! I did actually get stuck, though. Is there a way out of here when that happens?”
“Sure. Want me to show you?”
“If you don’t mind.”
Eddie smiles. “That’s what I’m here for.” He takes a step back and lets the door shut with a metallic thud. “It’s really easy. All you have to do is…oh. Wait.” He stares at the lever that opens the door from the inside.
There’s a beat of silence before Steve says, “Everything okay?”
Still with his eyes fixed on the mechanism, Eddie bites his lip. “I, uh. I forgot.”
“You forgot what?”
He turns to meet Steve’s gaze, hoping his apologetic look masks the rising alarm. “It’s broken.”
Steve’s eyes go wide. “So we’re…?”
“Yeah.”
He swallows. “And Pauline—”
“Won’t be here for another half-hour,” Eddie finishes for him.
“But the muffins are supposed to come out in twenty minutes!”
It’s such a strange thing to be concerned about in their current predicament that Eddie actually laughs. In fact, he doubles over, struggling to breathe the frigid air and leaning on one of the shelves to keep himself on his feet.
“What’s so funny?” Steve demands.
“Nothing! It’s just…you’re looking down the barrel of half an hour stuck in the freezer…and you’re worried about the muffins?”
“We worked hard on them,” he says, looking wounded. Before long, though, he seems to understand how absurd it is, and the look morphs into a sheepish grin.
Eddie hates to admit it, but that expression is one of the most adorable things he’s ever seen, and the dopey giggle it’s paired with does his psyche no additional favors. “They’ll be okay with an extra ten minutes. Maybe a little charred, definitely a little dry. That just means Pauline’s vision of a flaxseed empire will crumble.” He snorts at his own pun, then adds, “It’s her own fault for not getting the repairs done as soon as the door broke last week.”
“It’s a safety issue, actually. I’ll bring it up with my mom.”
“Your mom? Why?”
“She’s friends with Pauline. It’s the only reason I got this job,” Steve says. He smirks. “I bet if I tell her about this, it’ll be fixed by tomorrow.”
“Hm. So you’ve got an in with the boss, huh? That could come in handy.” Eddie sinks to the floor, right next to where Steve sat a minute ago.
Steve lowers himself with a groan, joining him. “Don’t get too excited. She’ll only raise hell about the freezer door because it’s a hazard.”
“So that means no raise, huh?”
“I’d say probably not.”
“Damn.” Eddie shoots him a grin. “Well, forcing her to meet OSHA standards is better than nothing. It might be nice having you around.”
“That’s good to hear. I was so worried about fucking up, I hardly slept at all last night.”
“Why? You’re doing just fine.”
Steve sighs. “I guess sometimes it feels like—or, I don’t know, it felt like Robin did most of the work, at Family Video at least. I don’t know shit about movies. Even though she tried to show me some, my memory is total shit, so I didn’t ever retain much.”
“So you’re not into movies. Who cares?” Eddie shrugs. “I’m not that into baking, even though I’ve been working here since my junior year. Everything I do turns out like it’s supposed to, but it’s not like I could bake a loaf of banana bread without the recipe right in front of me. Although,” he says, smirking, “it has given me a lot of ideas for things to add a secret ingredient to, if you catch my drift.”
Steve exhales a short laugh and looks down at his lap, where his hands fidget with the hem of his apron.
“I’m just saying, you probably did a lot more for that joint than Keith’s encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek ever did.”
He exhales again. “You know about that?”
“Oh, I’m very familiar. One time we got into it over who would win in a fight between Tolkien’s orcs and the Klingons.”
“I have no clue what that means.”
“That doesn’t matter,” Eddie says, waving a dismissive hand. “Just know that he came into that argument with more trekkie trivia than I thought even existed.”
Steve laughs. He actually laughs out loud, instead of letting out one of his nervous chuckles.
It’s a pretty sound, Eddie thinks. Too pretty. The last thing he needs is to start thinking about how cute Steve is, especially if they’re gonna be working together.
Because Steve is cute. He always has been, and Eddie isn’t about to deny it: gorgeous face, melodic laugh, a cleverly self-deprecating attitude that plays Eddie’s heartstrings like a fiddle. None of that changes the fact that Steve Harrington was a cookie-cutter jock in high school, though. He’s the type of guy who would probably kick his ass if he called him cute out loud.
Then again…he’s close enough with some hyper band geek to be weeping over her absence. More importantly, he owned up to the tears, and the potentially embarrassing reason for them. Eddie knows that’s not something his old douchebag friends would’ve ever let him live down. So maybe he’s…sensitive. In a good way.
In a cute way.
“Look, I know I’m not Buckley,” Eddie says, “but maybe I can stand in for her. At least ’til she’s home for Thanksgiving.”
Steve studies his face. It takes Eddie a moment to register that he’s looking for some kind of cruel joke, his wary eyes searching for a sign that Eddie’s putting him on for laughs. Eddie wonders how often that used to happen with his old friends. Lord knows they did it to the rest of their peers, though he hadn’t ever considered the fact that Tommy H might’ve been just as much of an asshole to Steve as he was to everyone.
“I’ll be your work buddy,” Eddie elaborates, trying to sound sincere while keeping his tone light. “You need to bitch about something, you can bitch to me.”
“Okay,” Steve finally says, a cautious smile playing at the corners of his lips.
“It goes both ways, though. You have to let me bitch about management, too.”
“Deal.”
“And I promise that it will be in no way an excuse to get you to tattle on Pauline.”
Steve laughs again. If he’s not careful with that giggle of his, Eddie’s gonna fall in love with him.
They’re quiet for a while. The cold is starting to get to Eddie, but with Steve close to him, it’s not too bad. He checks his watch, starts to comment on how it won’t be long before Pauline waltzes in and frees them, but Steve speaks up first.
“I’m sorry if I was ever a dick to you in high school,” he says, his voice quiet.
Eddie bites the inside of his cheek. “Nah, it’s all water under the bridge.” He pauses, thinking. “You know what? Actually, I don’t think you ever were.”
Steve turns to look at him. “No?”
“No,” Eddie repeats, shaking his head. He offers a soft, playful smirk. “You’d have to know I existed to be a dick to me.”
“I knew who you were,” Steve protests. “I bought drugs from you once.”
“What about the bagels?”
His eye twitches, and he frowns. “Bagels?”
“Your order at the bakery. Sesame bagel with bacon, egg, and cheese. To go.”
“You…remember that?”
“Well, you came in every day at the ass-crack of dawn and ordered the same sandwich. Kinda hard to forget.” Eddie smiles, trying to get across that he’s not offended.
“I thought you said you worked at Burger King before.”
“Only last summer, because Pauline hired her nephew and I couldn’t stand him. I was here through most of high school. Had to come crawling back after the mall burned down.” Because guilt is starting to settle into Steve’s features like it belongs there, Eddie goes on, “It makes sense you don’t remember me, though—it’s not like Pauline would ever let me get away with my signature look working front of house.”
Still frowning, Steve says, “I just can’t believe I forgot.”
“You’re the one who said your memory’s shit,” Eddie reminds him with a gentle smile.
Thankfully, it draws a small one from Steve, too. “Good point.” He tilts his head, staring at the floor in front of him. “You know, Robin remembered that sandwich, too. We were in Click’s class first period, and she was so annoyed with me getting crumbs all over the place every day. I didn’t even know she was there.” The last part is so quiet, Eddie isn’t sure he was supposed to hear it.
“And now it takes a crowbar to pry you two apart,” he emphasizes.
“Not true,” Steve says. “She’s in a whole other state now.”
“Oh, boo-hoo,” Eddie shoots back, with yet another good-natured smile. “I bet you talk on the phone every night.”
Steve blushes. Though he doesn’t answer out loud, that’s answer enough.
“And you can always get in that beemer of yours to go see her. Isn’t it just a straight shot down 65? Can’t be more than an hour’s drive.”
Steve shakes his head, looking for all the world like a lost puppy. “I don’t want to bother her. Besides, I’m okay just talking to her on the phone.”
“Sure,” Eddie says. He shoots Steve a sly grin.
It earns him one in return. “Okay, fine. I’d love to go down and spend the day with her sometime.”
“If you need company on the drive…I’ll be around.”
The tips of Steve’s ears go as pink as his cheeks. “Thanks. I’ll keep you in mind.”
It was an experimental offer; the fact that Steve seems receptive makes Eddie’s heart start hammering, and suddenly he’s desperate to change the subject before he asks him out right then and there. He pushes out all his air in a huff and says, “There’s something else that’s bugging me.”
“There is?” Steve says. He looks uncertain again, though not quite as blue as he did when Eddie mentioned his usual breakfast in high school.
“Yeah. And it might a be a little personal, if that’s alright.”
He narrows his eyes, but he says, “Okay.”
“Earlier, when I brought up the mall burning down…you looked like you wanted to ralph. What was that about?” Eddie asks.
“Oh.” Steve surprises him by smiling and shaking his head. “You wouldn’t believe me.”
“I’m trapped in a giant icebox with King Steve, who just got done crying his eyes out because he’s got some kind of weird codependency going on with Robin Buckley, of all people.” Eddie catches his eye and raises an eyebrow. “At this point I’d believe anything.”
“Trust me, man. It’s pretty out there.”
“Try me.”
Steve shakes his head again. “It’s too weird.”
“I’m weird,” Eddie points out. “I’m like, the keeper of weird shit. If there’s something strange afoot and I’m not aware of it, I’m doing a subpar job.”
Fixing him with a wary look, Steve purses his smiling lips. It makes him look like he’s begging for just one more reason to spill the beans. Eventually, he says, “It could put a target on your back if you knew.”
“With who?”
“The feds.”
“Well, now you have to tell me,” Eddie whines, reveling in the short laugh Steve returns to him. “You can’t say something like that and expect me to just move on!”
“Okay, fine! I’ll tell you. But you can’t repeat a word of it to anyone.” Steve takes a deep breath, lets it all out, then takes another before he continues. “You remember a couple years ago, when Will Byers went missing?”
Eddie blinks, startled. “Will Byers? What does that have to do with the mall?”
“I’m getting there. You remember it?”
“Sure. Really pissed me off the way people talked about the kid when he came back. ‘Zombie Boy’…like he had a fucking say in the cops thinking that other body was him.”
“You remember the official story?”
Eddie raises his eyebrows and sighs, trying to recall what he heard on the news. “That he got picked up by some drifter, right? He got away from ’em, but he almost died in the wilderness before the Chief found him.”
Steve meets Eddie’s eye and shakes his head. “No.”
“No? What do you mean, ‘no’?”
“That’s not what happened.”
“Then what did happen?”
“He got kidnapped by a monster and taken to this…other dimension, or whatever. I’m not very good at explaining it. But his brother and Nancy Wheeler lured it out—this big fucker, at least seven feet tall, huge mouth for a face—and I fought it with them. Hopper and Joyce found Will and brought him back to the real Hawkins.”
Eddie stares—not in disbelief, because that would require a modicum of understanding, and he’s having some trouble processing what Steve just said. “You…? Hold on. Another dimension?”
“Told you it was weird,” Steve says, shrugging. “Anyway, the mall got attacked by another monster. Different kind, made of melted people, and it possessed Hargrove. The fire was a cover-up.”
“And you…?”
“I was there. Me and Robin, and a bunch of our other friends.” He grins in vague reminiscence. “Weird way to celebrate the Fourth of July, but at least there were fireworks.”
What the fuck? Is he off his rocker? His voice faint, Eddie echoes, “Fireworks?”
“Oh, we threw ’em at the melted-people monster,” Steve explains, dismissive. “Not sure how many I landed, because it turned out the Russians gave me a massive concussion, but—”
Russians?! “Let me get this straight,” Eddie says, turning towards Steve. He needs to see his face, needs to study it the same way Steve studied his earlier, looking in vain for a trace of humor. “Not only are these monsters real, but they’ve attacked people in Hawkins twice?”
“Three times,” Steve corrects. “The fucked-up pumpkin patches were because of the monsters, too. Will Byers got possessed that time.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“You regret begging me to tell you?”
“I’m gonna be totally honest, I’m not sure I believe you after all.”
“Fair enough. But I swear I’m telling the truth.”
“You sure you didn’t, like—”
Eddie is cut off by the clang of the door handle, signaling their rescue. As the heavy door swings open, and Pauline’s expression of apology comes into view, Steve presses a finger to his lips. He smirks once again, rises to his feet, and meets Pauline at the door, greeting her cordially.
It takes Eddie an extra few seconds to join them. He can’t move very quickly, because he’s too busy processing everything he just learned—not just Steve’s story, but the nonchalant and honest way he delivered it. Because it was clear that Steve at least thought he was telling the truth, which means one thing, regardless of whether he was right or if he’d had some vivid hallucinations.
Steve Harrington is way stranger than Eddie would’ve ever guessed.
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Steve and Robin keep pissing Hopper off by making jokes about the three of them being tortured by Russians. He’s angry with himself for not asking about their injuries the night of and at them for not taking what happened to them seriously.
He’s so pissed about it that he mentions it to Joyce and she’s just like, “What?!”
Because it wasn’t just that Hopper didn’t know. No one knew because they never told anyone about it.
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robin does this to steve every time his dates go badly and every single time it cracks him up
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You would never understand their warrior's bond, Keith.
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Here’s the thing about natural—or unnatural, as it were—disasters.
Regular social norms go right out the fucking window.
In Tommy’s case, all it took was to see one news report, highlighting the burning husk of Starcourt, for him to turn to his girlfriend and ask “Do you think…?”
He didn’t bother to finish his sentence.
Didn’t need too—Carol immediately and instantly knew what he was on about.
They were in Tommy’s house, but that didn’t matter. Carol went right for the phone like she owned it (or like she’d been practically raised in said house given she’d known Tommy since he was seven, which meant she might as well own it.)
“He’s not answering.” She reported after a tense moment,
Tommy bit his lip.
“Think he’s still messing around with Wheeler enough to be at her house right now?” He asked, but it was a hail mary and they both knew it.
Carol rewarded his stupidity with a flat stare. “He’s not dating anyone right now, he’s person non grata with that hideous uniform.”
And for other reasons, not that either of them bothered to voice it all.
Tommy opened his mouth again, no doubt to ask something else idiotic in his growing panic, but was stopped by a finger held loftily in the air.
Carol expertly dialed with her other hand, before once again returning the phone to her ear.
This time she got someone.
“Hi Miss Maple, is Mindy home?” 
A pause, and then a rapid-fire back and forth took place, in which Carol:
Assured Miss Maple she was not at the mall.
Was happy to know Mindy was also not at the mall.
Made an appropriate gasping noise upon finding out Mindy had left only an hour before the mall had caught fire and could she talk to Mindy? Pretty please? This is so scary!
--Until Carol was finally connected to Mindy herself.
“No, I'm glad you’re safe.” Carol was saying, after another exchange that to Tommy, felt like some kind of over-complicated girl language where they both made soft reassuring noises until they finally got down to business.
Which in this case, was asking if Mindy saw Steve Harrington, their wayward third, at the mall.
“He was there.” Carol confirmed a scant few minutes later, frown slashing across her face as she hung up the phone. “She said he had the closing shift.” 
Tommy panicked harder. 
“What do we do?”
Carol, bless her, gave him the easiest answer in the world. 
With steel in her eyes, she calmly determined: “We go get him.”
They did.
xXx
Steve was not at the mall. 
One of his obnoxious children was however, and insisted Steve was both fine and had gone home. 
(As if anyone was ever fine after escaping out of a burning building.) 
Lucky for Carol’s temper and Steve both, that proved to be true. 
 “Hello Steven.” Carol greeted the second one of the Harrington’s double doors swung open. “You look like shit.” 
“‘Ro?” Steve asked in blatantly disbelief, squinting at her. 
Give how fucked up one of his eyes was, Carol wouldn’t be surprised if he honestly could’t make her out. 
Steve’s messed up face moved to the left with another blatant squint before he warbled out: “‘Tommy?” 
“Yes, yes, it’s us. Move over.” She flicked her hands into a “shoo” gesture, as Steve dutifully stepped back, allowing them in. 
“What are you doing here?” He asked, somehow managing to sound normal for that one singular line. 
Carol beelined right for the cabinet with the medkit, while Tommy went for the fridge. 
“Taking care of you, idiot. How the hell did you get a black eye in a mall fire?” 
Or choke marks, or any of his other wounds she’d taken in at first glance, none of which looked to be a burn. 
It took a long, long moment for her to get an answer, during which Steve had trailed them both to his kitchen, confused but not fighting their presence.  
“Part of the building collapsed. I--there was--” He struggled for a moment, looking lost in his own kitchen. “A lot happened.” 
“No shit.” Tommy snorted, wrapping a  hand towel around an ice pack before dutifully handing it to Steve. 
“Put that on your eye.” He muttered, when all he got was a blank stare back. 
“Oh.” Steve stared at him, without moving. “Thanks.” 
With another loud snort, Tommy shoved it in his hands, then forced Steve to actually put it against his eye. 
An interaction that did not bode well for the state of Steve’s head. 
“Take that disgusting shirt off.” Carol commanded a few seconds later as she finished laying out medical supplies on the counter. Lined them up like little soldiers gearing up to ship out. 
Bandages, neosporin, alcohol wipes and various other little bits and bobs weren’t going to fix whatever the hell happened to Steve, but given his aversion to hospitals, Carol knew this was as good as she was getting. 
“Buy me dinner first, jeez.” Steve grumbled, but thankfully, complied. 
Or tried too, anyway--he seemed to be reluctant to take the ice pack off his eye now that he figured out that's where it should go, and equally seemed to be having issues raising his arms above his shoulders. 
Carol sent a pointed look at her boyfriend, then jerked her eyes in Steve’s direction when the idiot just stared at her. 
“Let me help you.” Tommy said a moment later, right before Carol decided to throw something at him. 
It took them both a minute, during which Carol rolled her eyes twice at their incompetence, but eventually they managed to get Steve’s busted torso out in open air, and the ice pack firmly back on his eye. 
Carol turned to survey the damage, and nearly dropped the bandages she was holding in shock. 
Tommy too seemed at a loss for words, eyes wide at the sheer amount of bruising. 
Steve was a mess.
More than, a mess--this was the worst state Carol had ever seen anyone in, and the fact that he was on his feet still was a fucking miracle. 
‘Staring won’t fix it.’ Carol told herself harshly, and she knew damn well Steve wasn’t going to fix it either unless someone forced him. 
Hence of course, why they were there. 
“Steven Harrington, did you run from the paramedics?” She demanded, as she finally picked her first weapon (a disinfectant wipe) and strode over to begin her battle. “There is no way they let you go looking like this!”
“They had other priorities.” Steve said defensively, then hissed as Carol got to work. 
“You should have been one of said priorities, idiot!” 
Tommy thankfully, had decided to make himself useful by retreating to the other side of the kitchen and pulling various items out of the fridge and pantry. 
Inbetween her runs for more supplies and hissing insults at how fucking stupid Steve was, Carol identified the makings of grilled cheese sandwiches--their little groups go to favorite. 
Which was good, because it both got him out of the way and meant they could get something in Steve’s stomach before she forced every pain pill she had down his throat. 
“I’m fine guys, really.” Steve protested, as if constantly repeating it would somehow make his words true. 
Carol stared deep into his watery eyes, before jabbing a finger into the center of the largest bruise on his side. 
“Carol!” He howled, bending double and away, panting harshly. 
“That,” She informed him with a pitiless stare, “was for lying.” 
Thankfully the damage wasn’t as bad as she first thought--it seemed to be mostly just bruises. 
Possibly a cracked rib or two, at worst. 
The worst of it was Steve’s eye, and of course, his head, because there was no way he didn’t have a concussion amongst all this. 
(Only time would tell how bad it was.) 
When Steve was as doctored up as Carol could make him, she promptly turned and frog marched him to his parents' overstuffed couch.
“Sit and stay sitting, while I clean up.” She ordered, not waiting to see if Steve would obey. 
She passed Tommy on her way back to the kitchen, a plate piled high with food in his hands. 
“Make sure he takes at least a few bites.” She added, low enough so only he heard. 
He nodded, and for the first time since the three of them had fallen out, Carol felt something in her finally relax. 
Figured it was likely the same for the boys, given their dynamic had always been something one step away from a normal friendship. 
(it wasn’t the relationship her mother had once accused her of having, though granted, they had tested those waters once, but something that sat in between ‘family’ and ‘mutual ownership.’ 
Losing Steve had carved something hollow in her and Tommy both. She’d put on a good show of not caring. Pretended it hadn’t cut deep. 
Getting even a taste of it like she was? 
Carol wasn’t letting him go again.) 
Cleaning up took a minute, long enough hopefully, for the pain meds to kick in, and she didn’t feel too guilty when she came back into the living room and collapsed on the couch, next to Steve (and thus putting him in the middle, between herself and Tommy.) 
He didn’t say anything at first, just leaned into her the second she sat down, like he’d been waiting for her to return. There was a pause, like he was bracing to be pushed off, but when she scooted closer, the tension left him in a silent exhale. 
“I missed you.” He whined softly into her shoulder.
She ran her nails through his hair, silently bemoaning the state of it. “We missed you too, Stevie.”
“I want to be friends again but,” Steve sighed, and Carol watched Tommy tense, staring at Steve with such intensity one would think Steve was about to announce whether Tommy would live or die.
(Honestly, her boys were so stupid sometimes.)
“We can't be mean anymore.” Steve finished. “Not me—but also not, not you guys.”
With an (unfortunately) adorable wrinkle of his nose, he added, “We were too mean.”
Carol rolled her eyes, but only when she was certain Steve was paying more attention to her sweater than her face.
“Compromise. I’ll only be openly mean to people who deserve it.” She countered, as Tommy finally relaxed.
“I can be nicer.” He agreed, slowly sinking down into Steve’s other side.
“Way less mean. No--no more pranks or insults.” Steve continued.
Carol nodded. “Not in public.” She agreed. 
She was not giving up her own personality in private, thank you very much. If that made her an asshole that was fine--it wasn’t like she hadn't been told she was nasty before this. 
“And I’m friends with Robin now. So you hav’ to be friends with her too.” 
“Buckley?” Carol made another face, and knew she fucked up when Steve instantly tried to sit up.
“Robin Buckley. She’s really cool, and--” He started, with that kind of stubbornness Carol knew all too well meant he’d made up his mind and would refuse to change it.
“Fine, fine!” She said quickly, though not without an eye roll. “You have got to stop adopting weirdos though. The kids are enough.”
Steve slowly laid back down. 
“You know about the kids?” 
“Steve Harrington, town babysitter?” Tommy said, something teasing threading through his voice. “Everybody knows, man. You give so many rides home your beamer has gained several bus themed nicknames.” 
“Huh. I hadn’t noticed.” 
“Of course you didn’t.” Carol snorted, before laying her cheek atop Steve’s head. Tommy cuddled up close to his other side, the same way they all used to before their parents started insisting their cuddle piles were “inappropriate.”  
(That hadn’t stopped them. Nothing had stopped them, until Steve had a crisis of consciousness while dating Wheeler. 
It was only half the reason Carol wanted to put her head through a wall.) 
“That’s what you have me for.” She informed him. 
“Yeah.” Carol could feel Steve’s smile, gentle and radiant as always. “Guess I do.”
A nice, perfect moment followed, the one she knew both her and Tommy had been craving. 
Steve, of course, was a creature who required constant reassurance because his awful, neglecting parents never provided any, and she was prepared when he fought against both his pain and sleep to seek it. 
“You guys promise to be nice to Robin? And Nancy, and Jonathan?” He asked it quietly, like he wasn’t sure what they'd do if they said no. 
“Oh God,” Tommy moaned, “I have to be nice to Byers?” 
 Steve stiffened once again, snapping out; “Yes--” 
“We promise, Steve.” Carol interrupted before Tommy’s giant fat mouth could ruin things.  
She moved a hand down to rub gently at his neck, a soothing gesture. 
Tommy, of course, wasn’t done, because Tommy was a moron. “Wasn’t he the guy Wheeler cheated on you with?” 
“We said we promise.” Carol repeated, steel in her voice. 
Tommy met her eyes over Steve’s head, and was greeted with the steel core of his girlfriend’s ‘do as I say or die’ personality. 
“Fine.” Tommy conceded with a pout. “I’ll be nice to fucking Byers.”
 In a mutter he added;  
“Not happy about it though.”
“That’s okay.” Steve mumbled back, seeming to have finally tired himself out. 
“Go to sleep, Steve. We’ll be here in the morning.” Carol told him.
It was a longstanding fear of Steve’s--that people just left in the night without saying goodbye. 
(Likely because his parents kept doing it.)
It didn’t take long, Steve was the kind of guy who fell asleep quickly. 
It was a nice mend to the hole Steve’s departure in her life had made. Carol hadn’t truly been looking forward to living her life without him. 
She’d get him back however she could.
Even if it meant being nice. 
(Carol hated being nice, but she’d do it, for Steve. 
Well. Less for Steve and more to complete the Tommy-Steve-Carol super trio that Carol had lived most of her life in, at least, but she wasn’t stupid enough to say that out loud.
Not now, anyway.) 
xXx
Close to a year later, Carol stood with her arms crossed, staring coolly at one Edward Munson, drug dealer extraordinaire and former (even if he was cleared) criminal. 
He grinned at her, the jerk.
With a supernatural slowness, she turned her gaze to Steve.
“I swear to God Steve you better housebreak him before you bring him anywhere near me.” She said, loud and clear.
Hadn’t she warned him about adopting more weirdos!?
Steve winced. 
“Come on ‘Ro, you promised not to be mean.” He wheedled. 
“I promised to not be mean to people who didn’t deserve it.” She shot back, as Tommy, wisely, stayed silent behind her.
(Robin, she noted, was equally quiet on Steve’s other side.
Normally this would raise alarms—Robin was quick to defend people if she thought Carol was being shitty and as a general rule was never quiet, but it would appear in this case she’d already clocked where Carol was taking this.
Smart girl.)
“Eddie doesn’t deserve—” Steve started but she cut him off with a blue tipped nail, shoved right against his lips.
“Not yet he doesn’t. But Munson,” She leveled her glare on him now, and let him feel the weight of it. “If Steve so much as says your name in a sad tone of voice, I will make your life into the kind of hell that Jason Carver can only dream of. Understand?”  
Behind her, Tommy cracked his knuckles, which was overkill and she’d get on his ass later for being dramatic, but presently she was too busy letting Munson figure out just how serious she was. 
Eddie’s gaze traveled from Carol, to Tommy, Robin, Steve and finally back to Carol in an assessment she frankly, hadn’t thought him capable of. 
She pushed him anyway. 
“I’m waiting, Munson.” 
In a somber tone of voice, Eddie replied; “It’s gotten. Very, very gotten.” 
“Okay, I’m lost.” Steve said, because, as always, he was the last person to know he was in love.
Moron. 
“Good. As long as we understand each other. Now.” Carol tossed her hair back with a quick snap of her hand. “Milkshakes?” 
“Robin--” Steve whined, no doubt wanting her to spell things out since Carol was refusing, but thankfully Buckley also seemed to realize staying quiet was the best course of action, and instead of answering quickly got Steve off track with a jab at his milkshake order. 
Which was of course, why Carol liked her.
(She wasn’t about to share that with Robin just yet. Integrating someone into a trio like theirs was delicate business—and she had a sinking feeling Robin might be sticking around, just like Steve and Tommy had.
As for Eddie Munson? 
Only time would tell.)
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Extremely low effort stobin memes. You're welcome
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Hopper comes back from Russia and immediately and unwillingly gets adopted into whatever the hell Steve and Robin have going on because - “Well, you were tortured by Russians, right? Welcome to the club.”
“Why is there a club?” Hopper asks, saddled with two morons that won’t leave him alone. “What do you mean by torture? What happened to you?”
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uss-butterscotch · 6 days ago
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More eddie munson for you freaks
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Another one (dj khaled voice)
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Hopper sees Nancy Wheeler - a girl he handed a shotgun to and never got it back - and Eddie Munson - a boy who once tried to steal his gun off his belt as a kid- talking to each other near the woods and is just like, “No. nope. I don’t like that. Get away from each other.”
To which Steve next to him is like, “Dude, chill. They’re just going to get high.”
Hopper is like, “….Are you high right now?”
“Oh yeahhhhh,” Steve nods. “Definitely. We’re taking turns so you don’t notice.”
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Firm believer that Eddie grew up around guns, knows how to shoot guns. He doesn’t go hunting (not after the first time) but him and Wayne sometimes go out into the woods to shoot pain cans.
Steve, on the other hand, saw a gun for the first time when Nancy shove one in his face.
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Stobin Saw Bathroom AU where Steve and Robin have a reverse Starcourt bathroom confession and Steve comes out as bi.
Also they do fuck all in trying to figure out what’s going on or where they’re at.
They’re literally just waiting for El to find them with her mind powers. Jigsaw is pissed.
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(Same universe as this)
Robin posts a TikTok captioned: New Roommate
The whole video is a compilation of her trying to film her crafts while Steve and Eddie are off-camera having the world’s dumbest conversations. It’s like:
Robin, on camera: *crocheting a blanket*
Eddie: I haven’t seen 12 Angry Men. What about that? Wanna do 12 Angry Men?
Steve: Not in one night. Jesus.
Robin, on camera: *making a mosaic*
Eddie: What’s it called when time is bisexual?
Steve: …Biweekly?
Eddie: That’s it. I get paid biweekly.
Robin: *restocking her bead cases*
Steve, walking into the room: - one to talk, you pissed in the sink.
Robin: What?!
Eddie: Not our sink.
Robin: *trying and failing to spin clay on a pottery wheel she bought*
Steve, loud: Dude, just talk. I get distracted by your hands and miss what you’re signing.
Eddie, also loud: Do. You. Want to. Door. Dash?
Steve:
Steve: Wow. Yelling at the hearing impaired? That’s so offensive.
Steve: Robbie, cancel him.
Robin, flat: Eddie, you’re cancelled. Trash duty for a month.
Eddie: A month!? You set me- *video cuts*
Robin, on camera: *trying to film a tutorial*
Eddie: Bisexual, huh? And you sleep with mostly women? Interesting.
Steve:
Steve: I can fuck your uncle if you’re concerned about it.
Robin: *opens her mouth to speak but Dumb and Dumber just walked into the room*
Robin: *rolls eyes at camera*
Eddie: *complaining in the background*
Eddie: Did you just turn off your hearing aids?
Steve:
Eddie: *aggressive jingling as he signs*
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Steve doesn’t have any siblings and he didn’t hangout with a lot of kids his age until he started school. So the first time he went to Tommy’s house and one of Tommy’s big brothers tried to put him in a headlock, Steve threatened to sue him.
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Steve fell off the social ladder (and apparently hit ever rung with his face) and Eddie spends a couple weeks watching him before going up to him and offers him a seat at his table because -
“What?” Steve asks. “I’m not being bullied. Are you okay?”
“Y-yeah, you are?” Eddie blinks. He was expecting a no. Maybe a ‘get lost.’ Was even hoping a little for a yes, not - “You’re totally being bullied.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You eat lunch alone,” Eddie points out. “You - you don’t sit with your friends anymore.”
“Yeah, because I’m not on the basketball team. That’s the table for the basketball team. Why would I sit there if I’m not on the team?”
“Everybody is talking about you behind your back,” He says. Steve makes a so-so gesture. “Tyler McIntosh pushed you into the lockers yesterday.”
“Tommy has been pushing me into lockers since middle school,” Steve replies. “Next you’re going to say that Tommy is a bully.”
“He is!”
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Wiggly Wednesday!
I wasn’t tagged by anyone but this brain worm has been in my head for a while I just have to get it out.
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Pre-S4 canon divergence because fuck that shit.
Steve secretly plans to learn how to play D&D to surprise Dustin with a game for his birthday. He obviously ropes Robin into learning with him since she’s gonna play with them whether she likes it or not. After all, they do everything together and Scoops Troop sticks together too, no matter what. It’s for Dustin’s birthday after all! She equally obviously agrees, though she makes fun of Steve for being such a good step dad.
Now, Steve can’t let any of the brats know, not even Erica, because he knows that they’ll spill the beans, so he goes to the only person he knows who plays who won’t snitch on him: Eddie Munson.
Which, yeah. Eddie thinks Steve is there to start some shit at first, or to make fun of him or whatever. He’d think it was just to score some weed had Steve’s first words to him as he accosted him by his van not been “Hey! You run that nerd dragon club, don’t you?” So forgive him for expecting some form of bullying.
Of course, Steve clears the matters up and, though he reluctantly has to listen to Eddie wheeze laugh at the prospect of teaching The Hair how to play DnD in secret for a few minutes, Eddie eventually agrees. So they set up a schedule for Eddie to go to the Harrington house to teach Steve and Robin how to play and get some characters set up for them.
After some back-and-forth, Robin decides to play as a half-elf Druid, while Steve goes for something much simpler and just chooses a human Fighter, smirking over at Robin as he noted a spiked club as a potential weapon.
And Eddie is…confused. Steve is nothing like he thought he was, and the relationship between him and Robin is even more confusing. He thought they were dating at first, what with how weirdly close they were, feeding each other snacks, sharing the same drinks, and practically sitting on top of each other on the other side of the table from Eddie. He was pretty sure they shared the same piece of gum at some point too.
That is, until during one of the tester games Steve’s and Robin’s characters shared a bed for the night and Eddie had joked that even in DnD, the Hair could get anyone he wanted in his bed.
Robin had promptly made gagging noises and shoved Steve away from her, while Steve had thrown his head back and laughed before making kissy faces at Robin, who promptly screeched and threatened to rub her chip greasy fingers in his hair. Steve broke into a truly horrendous parody of what sounded almost like Kermit the Frog, causing Robin to actually throw chips at Steve while shouting “You suck! You suck! You suck!”
They eventually got the game back on track, and though Steve came close to dying, they managed to survive Eddie’s (incredibly easy) starter game. They made plans for more, and somehow even convinced Eddie to come up with a special one-shot just for Dustin’s birthday too.
Despite himself, Eddie was having fun.
And, if he didn’t know any better, he would swear that Steve Harrington was flirting with him…
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Anyways yeah that’s all I’ve got for it now, but I liked the idea of Steve learning how to play DnD in secret for Dustin, asking Eddie to teach him, and the two of them falling in love in the process.
Honestly this could even be pre-s3 if you want to have Steve still in school for this too, and opens it for an alt meeting between Stobin. Because Stobin will always be #1 in my heart.
This idea is absolutely open to anyone who wants to do their own version of it, just please tag me in it so I can your vision!
Just gonna tag my Hostage Hotties (my permanent tag list), no pressure tho and everyone else is welcome to consider them tagged, but also if any of y’all ain’t a writer, feel free do the tag with just something you’d love to see or your favorite tropes!
@derythcorvinus @katyawriteswhump @scoops-aboy86 @dotdot-weirdlife @everywherenothere
@bumblebeecuttlefishes @hiei-harringtonmunson @estrellami-1 @nebulaoz @renfrisol
@tinyplanet95 @hairspraywhore
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steve’s big fat embarrassing crush on eddie pt 1/4
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