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uzi-doorknob · 4 months

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friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.

#reblog

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uzi-doorknob · 6 months

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going as myself for halloween again but since i'm still trapped in this elevator i finally get to enjoy genuine human screaming. literally the only positive to the situation but whatever

#shitpost #episode 6 spoilers #happy halloween #uzi and tessa getting along well

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uzi-doorknob · 6 months

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this site is more haunted than the corpse spire

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

#and we stan for that #hellsite (affectionate)#who needs notes with posts like these #reblog

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uzi-doorknob · 7 months

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i swear i'm actually in hell. tessa keeps humming along to this stupid elevator music and the wifi down here SUCKS so i can't block it out with illegally streamed anime. AND I CAN'T EVEN FLIP HER THE BIRD PROPERLY! robo GOD i hate my life.

#come to the copper system they said #we have working internet they said #well guess what the internet here SUCKS. and they didn't mention the horrors #reblog #episode 6 spoilers #the author does not recommend copper 9 as a vacation spot

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uzi-doorknob · 7 months

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i swear i'm actually in hell. tessa keeps humming along to this stupid elevator music and the wifi down here SUCKS so i can't block it out with illegally streamed anime. AND I CAN'T EVEN FLIP HER THE BIRD PROPERLY! robo GOD i hate my life.

#murder drones #episode 6 spoilers #shitpost #uzi and tessa getting along well #might technically be robo purgatory but it's literally SO HORRIBLE #GET ME AND N OUT OF THIS FRICKIN' ELEVATOR

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uzi-doorknob · 7 months

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Giggle. Ironic!

Can’t wait for uzi to go touch grass snow for once 😁

#Episode 6 spoilers #Hello Fandom. Wave. Did you miss me?

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uzi-doorknob · 9 months

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what are you, my dad?

*commits tax evasion cutely* UwU

#shitpost #uzi and JCJenson getting along well #doorman more like tax fraud #JCJenson more like tax fraud #reblog

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uzi-doorknob · 9 months

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god i fucking wish that worked for robots.

how didu become 8 feet tall? drop tutorial plsplspls (asking 4 a friend)

it’s the years of concentrated misanthropy mostly

#uzi SHORTman #reblog #with how much i hate humans i should be at least as tall as an evangelion but there's no justice in the world

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uzi-doorknob · 9 months

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"this whole thing smacks of capitalism" i say as i overturn the company picnic barbeque grill and turn JCJenson in spaaaaacee into the JCJenson of shit

#murder drones #shitpost #uzi and JCJenson getting along well

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uzi-doorknob · 9 months

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you have obtained an egg .

aw fuck yeah