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I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever

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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

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“Never give up”

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aha! you may have mistaken my statement of "women belong in the kitchen" as misogynistic, but you see, i think being in the kitchen is a good thing. women's innate desire to make sandwiches is a positive trait, and we all know if it's positive it doesn't count as a stereotype. i'm very smart and i know what feminism is.

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the scene where susie embarrasses kris for how they just carry a knife around all the time is literally so perfect. kris pulls the creepy smile and surprise knife pull at the end of chap 1 to fuck with the soul and looks scary and cool and for three years players really believe kris is evil and gonna kill their friends and family with their secret knife. but in reality that is their pie knife, their knife for pie. and when they reveal it to susie they do the exact same dramatic pose with the head turned away and everything totally thinking they pulled off their mysterious nature. and susie is just like kris you goddamn nerd and it catches kris off guard like yeah dude carrying an unsheathed knife on you that you use to eat an entire pie to look cool is the geekiest shit ever. 10/10 no notes

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I love expensive malware

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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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I missed most of the Iraq war due to being a baby, but every time I read about it I start wondering why we aren’t all talking about it all of the time

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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

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Do yall ever just

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Apparently the silksong subreddit has started doing human "sacrifices", where they ritually elect someone to be banned, in order to guarantee the timely release of the game. somehow this isn't even surprising

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Can't leave him out of the misery

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this scene

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ecological problems of colonialism also have more to do with the exploitative nature of colonialism than with foreigners lacking an elf-like connection to the land imo

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just need to clear my mind