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Almost said faggot in front of the Steven Universe friends lads.

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The sub line for this book is iconic I can't wait to read it.

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Okay does Sasha come in leather?

okay is Cameron circumcised?

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okay is Cameron circumcised?

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sometimes I wish I were a design minded style girly and not level headed and practical when it comes to buying furniture. Twice in the last couple weeks I've passed over furniture that I've really liked because it'll collect dust.

beautiful standing mirror. That little shelf will do nothing but collect dust.

What a unique coffee table! That shelf is going to collect so much fucking dust.

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Never in my life have I ever found it to be worth it to garnish with parsley.

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I thought it was too much for myself personally, but Mike wanted to give it the old college try.

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I was trying to figure out how to buy this smutty little gay bear book, but it seemed to only be available on Amazon which I don't like to use. And in my poking around kindle, I somehow managed to sign up for 30 day free trial of Prime which is SO annoying. So I immediately canceled it and opted into the feedback survey to give them a piece of my mind. I know it's not the fault of whatever marketing employee is tasked with parsing through the feedback, but I hope they get a chuckle out of my response of "Life imprisonment of Jeff Bezos" to the question "What would convince you to rejoin Amazon Prime"

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why do they always tell me how long the baby was

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Bleachers is such ass get off my radio you stupid bastard. I'll never forgive you for Solar Power.

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I'm so into men who look like Jesus it's unreal. There's this romanian bisexual father that lives near us (father, not daddy. He has kids) and he looks like a greek jesus and I am so jealous of his hair. I need to wreck him.

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Eclipse was amazing! Never experienced anything like that before.

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holy shit

In an effort to not put two bad bitches against each other, gay men are so lucky to have hot ass, masked artists making shit for us.

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In an effort to not put two bad bitches against each other, gay men are so lucky to have hot ass, masked artists making shit for us.

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