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reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

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my stupid bastard idiot son pyramid steve for the first TEN DAYS after i got him a water fountain because i am such a caring parent and want him to be Adequately Hydrated

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i just sat up in a cold sweat and realized i forgot to tag @n30b1nary when i did the post four recent non-selfie pics thing so i’m tagging them right now even though they just did it the other day i’m so sorry neo please forgive me

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this one's niche but walk with me

I'M SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG I'M BACK I'M ALIVE

Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines Main Tags: Human Bill Cipher, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Bill Cipher Redemption, but trust me, that man has to Earn It, Slow Burn, Eventual Happy Ending, Enemies to Lovers, toxic old man yaoi Summary:

Bill Cipher has made no progress in the Theraprism. If anything, he’s spent the past three hundred years deteriorating quicker than the orderlies can put him back together. Maybe that’s why he wakes up in the dirt outside the Mystery Shack three years after his failed Weirdmageddon, trapped in a powerless human body he’d rather explode than inhabit, stuck in a town he hates with all his squishy human heart.

Summer in Gravity Falls is never normal; with a former chaos god thrown into the pot, things are gonna get weird. That weirdness could prove fatal if he refuses to face what he’s spent a trillion years repressing. Bill’s fate lies in the Pines family’s hands (and though none of them know it just yet, the Pines family’s fates lie in Bill’s).

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if nintendo wants me to pay eighty of god's own dollars for a video game it better blow the cock clean off my torso. if nintendo expects me to drop eighty big ones to play the new mario kart bowser better step out of the screen and fuck me so hard as to turn every bone south of my eighth vertebrae into a fine powder. i need to be made into the worlds wettest sandbag from the waist down to justify that eighty dollar price tag

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i edited together a smosh try not to laugh compilation in imovie to make my girlfriend share in my madness instead of finishing up the newest chapter of my fic. you’re welcome, world <3

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@conjuringgh0sts tagged me to post 4 recent non-selfie pics, and i always get too nervous to actually do tags but today i decided to be silly so here we have: 1.) my fuckass son, pyramid steve, 2.) steve again as i threaten to spray him with water because he was being evil, 3.) some incredibly beautiful gluten free waffles i managed to take like four bites of before i was full, and 4.) a puzzle i got to spend two hours autistically sorting all 1,000 pieces of by color at work (not yet finished in this picture, that took another hour)

i’m tagging @miasmaia @l4tedawns and @gearwe to join in the silly goosery if they do so wish

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brutalist candy cane

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Kinger from The Amazing Digital Circus!!

He's finally complete and super adorable!! I just had to make him after that last episode. He's been done for a while but I've been too busy to take pictures.

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can your girlfriend fight

one time she pummeled a guy into ash and dust with a thousand punishing blows all over his body to defend my honor and he had to float around without a physical form for a few weeks while it was in the shop. it was awesome.

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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

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@miasmaia i bet you feel stupid as hell right now

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