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when you’re a horse and you live at taylor swift’s country club and youre grazing in a field one day minding your own business and you see taylor swift approaching arm in arm with the town gluemaker and she points at you and says something to him inaudibly and he nods grimly and when taylor swift finally gets to you she does nothing but stroke your snout in greeting while the glue maker stands feet behind you looking at your trembling horse body with darkness in his eyes
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Just heard the verity news. Losing it
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am a key lime pie enjoyer. And don’t get me wrong I think dying the filling a nice bright green color is one of life’s little pleasures. All that said, maybe it’s just the quality of my screen but I spent the entirety of the scene in the automat utterly transfixed by the unnatural glow of that green green pie
#my takeaway from the episode:#I think they should die more food green. in honor of Loki#text#speaking#loki show
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LOKI | 2x02 "Breaking Brad"
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tom hiddleston crisp embarssment
#tom hiddleston#have sent screenshots of this post to family because I keep trying to reference it irl#Tom Huddleston Crisp Embarrassment. c’mon#*hiddleston. whatever
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I’ve only been watching like 90s tv lately I really missed classic bait moments
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21 hours til loki time :/
#im off tomorrow so I’ll probably finish my rewatch of season 1. my kitten (just got her a few months ago! light of my life my little baby<3)#LOVES to watch it. she’ll watch any tv but she got really into loki it was hysterical. anyway we’ll probably do that#I’m not actually counting down the hours btw. I just googled what time it comes out I prommy.#mixed feelings mixed feelings mixed feelings.#I’m actually looking forward to seeing more of Sylvie I like her a lot I just hate s*lki with a passion so I’m dreading that!#anyway good night guys :)#speaking
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love that red bubble works so that if someone uploads an image to be sold as a sticker you can also buy it on a thousand other products

loki mini skirt
#I won’t spend 35 on it today#largely because I don’t wear mini skirts. but believe me the temptation is there!#speaking#AoA
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DAY 6 - Loki
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hi guys ✌️have had a crazy year and not been on tumblr much but sincerely very deeply missed you all 💕. but anyway in honor of loki show I am soooo back. mixed feelings so far. team lokius how the hell are we feeling
#speaking#going to go read agent of Asgard for the hundredth time but also the first time in a while <3
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Wrong Place. Wrong time
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I love Marvel putting out a “What If…Loki Was Worthy???” story as if we haven’t seen what would happen. he would serve cunt is what would happen


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i’m telling you abt a loki dream i had last night bc it’s haunting me. i was a shield agent going to case loki’s house bc he put thor in an eternal suffering pit (like, a corn silo) (for like, two days) and when i get there the house is in shambles, there’s frosting on the walls + half full shots of tequila. who drinks half shots multiple times. so i drink the rest right and once i finish loki shows up. just, luxuriates in the doorway trying to tell me about his new holiday Scurvy the 9th
Djqksjwbdj there’s so much to unpack here… Thor in a corn silo.. loki just going wild and smearing frosting on the walls… multiple half shots of tequila… the fact that you just went in there and started finishing them…. scurvy the 9th
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So I had a dream that Rocket sacrifices himself for Loki in the Infinity War movie???
He will be missed :’(
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Loki + tumblr [100/?]
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