What’s a nice kid like me doing in a place like this?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Alcoholic. Kind of mood. Lose my clothes. Lose my lube.
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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it
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im always flicking cigarette butts at gas station pumps too see if the legends are true
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how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:
- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores
- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out
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