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you aren't responsible for finding and flipping the switch that makes the world better, just holding the line that a better world is possible. if we give up because things aren't perfect for us the next generation will hold us responsible. we do the best we can for the sake of people we never meet, and other platitudes i got from 90s Tom Cruise movies. i put a little brownie in your sack lunch don't tell your father

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oh ok

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

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it's not that I believe in the holy unquestionable power of tone indicators, it's simply that if no one found them useful then no one would use them. it's totally fine if they don't work for you, they make more sense on platforms with limited characters anyway so I particularly get why they would seem strange to someone first encountering them on tumblr or discord, but people who find them super helpful and request that other people use them when talking to them aren't, like, lying about it. just because they aren't For You doesn't mean they're not For Anyone.

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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Welcome

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad