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The Jedi Order had so many polycules

I know they had, I can feel that

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i need to kill dave filoni with my bare hands

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Reblog to BITE prev

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added context bc idk when to let up

obi-wan doesn't actively seek out spiff music but he hears her/other pop artists on the 212th's radios sometimes. post order-66 whenever he hears it he has a nostalgic, bittersweet sigh, lets a single noble tear fall, and returns to being the saddest sack in the galaxy

padme is miserably unattuned to pop culture & hates it about herself, but once she heard “enchanted" and was reminded of frolicking in a field with anakin so powerfully that she bluescreened. she doesn’t exactly get things like “downtime” or “sincere media interests” but the image a deeply mediocre upper-class one-midlife-crisis-away-from-trad woman paints of what love is like is intoxicating to her. anakin heard it multiple times during her pregnancy

satine would listen to spiff but ONLY if you believe bo-katan was in her twenties during tcw. bo-katan didn't even listen to spiff but it's the only circumstance where i can see satine caring what The Youth are listening to (she's probably on the upper end of the spiff age demographic i know but this is a galaxy where grade schoolers can hold elected positions and there’s no way that doesn’t fuck with your self-perception a little)

luke skywalker would NOT be a SWIFTIE or ANY in-universe equivalent. you guys are off your gourds on chanel boots jokes

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Brief Guide for Star Wars Writers

DC-15A Rifle:

Used for formal events and ceremonies, and as a sniper rifle in the field.

DC-15A Carbine:

A short rifle used in most combat situations during the early days of the Clone Wars.

DC-15S Rifle Carbine:

A stretched out version of the '15A Carbine, easier to hold and to aim. Patented in the middle of the clone wars and afterwards saw widespread distribution throughout the GAR.

DC-17 Hand Blaster:

Small pistols, typically dual-wielded, but some clones (like Commander Gree) carried only one. Versatile and lighter and better suited to small spaces than the DC-15 series weaponry, at the cost of a shorter range of fire.

Z-6 Rotary Cannon:

A Big Fucking Gun (TM), heavy and unwieldy, especially unsuited for close range. Best for large scale battles in wide open areas, such as Umbara before the jungle. Used by clone heavy gunners like Hevy and Hardcase (pictured above). Does not have a stun setting like the DC series weapons do.

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HI????

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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list of star wars characters that would listen to tay’lor spiff:

riyo chuchi

sy snootles

kit fisto

lats razzi

that one hutt from the clone wars movie with the led paint

obi-wan kenobi

………..padme amidala (and by extension anakin)

fox, against his will

that’s IT. that’s the END of the list.

luke skywalker would go “you GOTTA get on the greeble skeeblers” and then show you a banged-up holodrive of music that sounds like if pre-9/11 country went through a wood chipper.

luke skywalker would NOT be a SWIFTIE or ANY in-universe equivalent. you guys are off your gourds on chanel boots jokes

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luke skywalker would NOT be a SWIFTIE or ANY in-universe equivalent. you guys are off your gourds on chanel boots jokes

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I’ve been resistant to the idea of spiff being a twi’lek (a couple other people in the tags have floated that option) but i can fuck w this interpretation of it a lot so thank you

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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WIP Initiate Asajj

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f.a.q.:

yes OBVIOUSLY she dated sebulba. their torrid fling is the basis of her hit single "sparks fly", referring to sebulba's habit of explosively sabotaging his competitors. their relationship is also referenced in lanaia del-ray's "off to the (pod)races"

spiffies insist that her positive public relationship with the empire is a cover for her rebel activity, OBVIOUSLY. she clearly hates performing at empire day, look at the contempt in her eyes!! [pulls up a picture of tay'lor spiff with her eyes squinted a little because she's doing a long note]

"spiff" is a corruption of "space" + "swift" = "spift"; no relation to spaceman spiff (but if it makes you happy, then sure) or astralspiff (idk who that is)

idk what star wars campaign is either

i had to unblock taylor swift on spotify to come up with the sebulba joke

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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defective

I will be dropping my rewrite in 5 days 👍🏽

[id: it’s a drawing of Omega standing in front of Crosshair. Crosshair is wearing his black, grey, and red armor from the show and standing with his back to the viewer though he is looking over his shoulder and down at Omega. He is depicted as albino with pale skin covered in dark freckles, buzzed light blond hair, and medium brown eyes. Omega is depicted with piebaldism which has resulted in a lack of pigment in a stripe of skin down her face and a splotch on her left hand, as well as in a tuft of hair and part of her right eyebrow. She is wearing a blue and red cadet uniform sans the belt, and her brows are furrowed. While she’s depicted in the light, Crosshair is cast in shadow. /end id]

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

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can i interest you into getting stupid fucking high with me

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DARTH MAUL STAR WARS Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)