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online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

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solas is so fucking funny in concept. random man wanders out of the woods, claims your current problem is part of his special interest and starts helping out. you think it's a little weird, but he helps, so whatever. then years later it turns out he's a basically a disgraced nuclear scientist and you figure this out because he amputates your arm and starts an uprising

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had to be there i guess

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every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever

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The thing that really tickles me so much in the way Morrythal introduces the Inquisitor to Rook is that it feels very much like a proud mother introducing her overachieving child to her friends

If you play a romanced Lavellan it's even funnier

"This is my daughter-in-law, Rook. She saved the South, defeated Corypheus, resolved the Mage/Templar War, prevented a Blight and an army of demons from infesting the world, and sealed the Rifts. You WILL respect her."

It's especially amusing because we know that Flemeth only had daughters and that Mythal was fiercely protective of those she deemed worthy. As the scene with Flemythal and Morrigan in DAI shows, she is immensely proud of a Dalish Inquisitor.

The redemption ending w/a romanced Lavellan also very much feels like a wedding. It's like Rook is the ring-bearer, Mythal is the mother of the bride groom giving her son away, and Lavellan is the bride with the rift behind them being a representation of divinity

Idk if it was intentional but it really feels that way and it's just. So amusing

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

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? varric we're at the fucking beach

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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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can you fucking imagine

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he's literally nice...

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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The Strength:  Thora Cadash by @antaarf

Save me alike from foolish pride,    Or impious discontent, At aught thy wisdom has denied,    Or aught thy goodness lent. Teach me to feel another’s woe,    To hide the fault I see; That mercy I to others show,    That mercy show to me. Commission of my Thora Cadash’s post-Trespasser tarot, also featuring Solas, as they play big roles in one another’s arcs and I couldn’t resist swapping a lion for a wolf. Thanks again to Anta for working with me on this!

Find the artist here: Twitter (@arfarts) ☀ Instagram (@anta_rf)  ☀ Patreon (@anta_rf)

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink