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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
#i fully thought i was gonna change it#cause it's borderline 'welcome to my twisted mind 🤪' cringe energy#and then ppl online started calling me Vague#and i liked the nickname
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The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.
#masters degrees have also started to become useless#just in time for me to have dumped thousands out of pocket to earn one
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Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (5/?)
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I like to think he can cook well and cooks for others all the time despite not being able to eat much himself 💛
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Get That Woman Impregnating - Round One, Poll Twenty Three
Alice Wake

"Alan didn't lock the fuck in to get out of the dark place so I'M taking his widowed wife for myself"
Elle Woods

"I will not elaborate but you know I'm right"
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If I had my looks and also had the ability to read social cues I'd be unstoppable but no I have the fumbling bad bitches disorder that makes me fumble bad bitches. To humble me
#my friends fighting a losing battle to convince me i'm hot#when i see no evidence of such#(have zero ability to notice when strangers are checking me out)
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I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.
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i keep wondering if there's a threshold of "sophisticated" art that i should be immersed in before i stop enjoying the really basic shit like top 40 pop songs. but instead the more i peruse classic and highly acclaimed art the more i appreciate all forms of art. it's like food. sometimes i want a beautifully prepared dinner with a fine paired wine, and sometimes i want taco bell. both are deliciously satisfying.
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#i've written multiple novel length works#but have published none of them#cause i'm a raging perfectionist and the publishing industry is scary#being compensated 5 cents a word - published or not - would be nice
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how it feels to make the mature decision regarding your long-term future
#god i WISH i had the hubris to spend way more on coffee and alcohol#but nooo my stupid health and my stupid wallet are important things to maintain#-kicks dirt-
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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu
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ok I finally found the time to finish the manga, I'm almost ok
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The Wiganposting will continue until morale is as good as gravy
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