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vwe havwe a hot mom alert B)

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w hat the fuck

gill made dicks out of clay and magicked them alivwe and sent me tvwo of them so i put googly eyes on them and little hats and nowv they’re running around and it is hilarious.

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wh. 

why do you have googly dicks what is. why. how.

i’m playing vwith my googly dicks dowvnstairs in that one room vw all the vwindowvs? the sunroom? come fight me

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i WILL where are you

[offended chittering]

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cropascetic replied to your post: also crouton is still a tiny baby and i am still...

hey rude i’m not a tiny baby

so small. itty bitty.

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also crouton is still a tiny baby and i am still very strong

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Romantic date ideas!!!!

Light the people you hate ablaze.

      There are no more date ideas.

See those you despise burn.

Fucking. Do it.

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TC: brad majors !!

FF: Why.

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see i feel rly bad for rocky bc i took a pic of him sleeping on the floor but he looked like a weird horse whereas i am literally posing? look at me i am too beautiful for this world

pr++f that c+r+na fell asleep +n the fl++r (with cr+ut+n and s+me l+ser babies)

i g+t the imp+rtant things in this ph+t+. things like my girlfriends really cute butt.

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i fell asleep on the floor

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im not even surprised that mora has a beehive

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i know dog shaming is a thing but can we have lie. roommate shaming.

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>Th e child laughs. Al is absolutely delighted at the weird noises coming out of his fish-mom’s mouth. You’re very happy to have the noises level come down a little, and you remove your hands from your ears.

“Thank you. Um. I’ll bring you some food, if you like.”

>You have begun the process of gentle mouth pats and are lowering the volume of the yelling. Whisperyells. Maybe Al will do the same. Or maybe he’ll just start giggling because he likes the way the yelling sound is changing.

“That’s a good idea, I can help after he’s tired out.”

>Bwabwabwabwabwa. Screechy baby laughter. You’re burning inside but you cannot let Cor see you this way. Illegal.

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>AaaaaAAAAaaaA. You’re very frazzled right now and you don’t know if you can handle the intense amount of yelling going on right now. Aleron is content to continue, so you cup your hands over your ears and raise your voice slightly.

I’m going to make sure the other kids are asleep!

>The not-son has arrived. You don’t bother telling Corona that he should leave beforehand, even though you SHOULD- because the yelling child is yelling, and you start yelling back at him. ‘AAaaaaaAAaAAAAAaa’. Gentlest affectionate yells. Why this. >Oh right- because this is your Best Method at calming the worm.

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cropascetic replied to your post: children are settling down, potato child is...

givwe him to Me

>Bring your captured screaming bean worm to your tiny not-girlfriend. She’s better with him than you are.

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children are settling down, potato child is asleep, grub is still on the rampage

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cropascetic replied to your post: cropascetic replied to your post: theres five...

the flour sack is a goo d start if you vwant him to help vw adrian. y es. the other kids i. vwell. i havwe no idea if he’d be able to do anythin vw them. i can see them like tyin him up and attaching him to the dog or sth tho.

lets just lock him in the living room w lie. three kids. and he either comes out of it helpful or hogtied to the ceiling