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Heaven forbid my ass speaks “proper” for introductory interactions/while fully awake & cognizant, but then when I ain’t & I relax how I type or talk to varying levels of “southern” all of a damn sudden I’m fake.
Y’all new here? To earth? Ppl switch up how they talk for a multitude of reasons, why tf are we still actin like someone goin from “well I can kind of understand where they might be coming from, as when you consider factors such as…” to “naw I get what they’re sayin, cause y’all ain’t considerin ___ n ___…” is impossible/that one of those is fake?
It doesn’t matter if I’m speaking formal/proper English without an accent any which way, or if I sound like diabetes in a cup labeled “sweet tea” or anything in between. It’s all me, it’s just me in different situations.
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I swore I was never gonna drive.
Ended up having to learn or switch to a damn hick ass school during my senior year of HS.
I was in an 18y/o car built like a damn tank that ran on spite. By the end of it I’d managed to dent the other three sides and remaining undented corner. 3 bein my own fault (no injuries durin any of these mind you) & ppl would steer clear of me on the road bc my car looked like
A) this idiot cannot drive for shit
B) this asshole does not care about ANYONE including THEMSELF.
It’s been… about 8 years since I started driving. I love driving. I’d like to have affordable, reliable public transportation too ofc, but at the same time there truly is somethin about bein able to go “I’m gonna go to the beach” at 1a, packing up & leaving right then, being able to play your music as loud as you want & scream-sing along while you make the 3+ hr drive.
My biggest stressor atp isn’t driving- it’s other drivers. Bc usually it ISNT the best tf up car that you have to worry about, but instead the EXPENSIVE vehicles bc the drivers often think they’re hot shit… but again, fearful enough to give fugly ass cars their space.
So… best advice to anyone who HAS to drive? Get a sturdy older car if you can. Don’t worry too much about the cosmetic bs. Gorilla tape can work miracles. Do what you can to avoid traffic (if that means leaving an hour early for a 15min drive, then you leave an hour early. If that means sitting in an amusement park parking lot for an hour while waiting for everyone to leave, then sit there for an hour & play on your phone.) & when you can’t, do what you can to reduce your stress. If that means taking the longer route, turning up/down your music, taking the L & puttering along in the slow af right lane, then do that.
No, it ain’t perfect. Yes, it is still scary at times. Yes, you SHOULD always have a level of awareness & slight anxiety, as those things keep you sharp & quick.
I do hope someday we get the accessible, affordable, reliable, public transportation we all deserve, but until then what we can do is be safe, follow the laws, & enjoy the “good” parts while doing whatever is possible to lessen the bad.
comic about driving i guess
#ryan rants#btw this ain’t meant to be a nicely worded ‘suck it up’ reply#this is me tryin to be comforting & give advice based off of my experiences
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People on Twitter/X are currently constantly quoting a tweet that says somethin like “genuine question, why don’t we all just move to tumblr?” With screenshots of racist/xenophobic/bestiality/etc type shit.
Firstly- I ain’t sayin we don’t got an issue w… well, just about everything, depending on the circles you run in on here. I also ain’t sayin that we shouldn’t have problems w people who support harmful things like that.
But…
Considering they’re sharing these screenshots/perspectives on the NAZI APP… I can’t help but feel like… those ain’t actually the “reasons” why ppl are reluctant to come to tumblr… well, not the ENTIRE/ONLY reason at least.
Personally, I think the “primary” reason is… people like attention. They like engagement. It’s probably why so many “real” accounts allow those blatantly fake blue check mark bots to flood their replies. It’s why they leave up bigoted replies that oppose their own perspective.
Meanwhile, on here, it ain’t uncommon to post somethin and get maybe… 0. 5. 10 notes. Most/all being likes with little to no reblogs, meaning your post doesn’t reach more people.
People would rather beef w those bigots on twitter where they can get 100s, 1000s of likes & reposts & replies easily than on here where it often ends up bein a 1v1 with very little audience.
#ryan rants#twitter#racism#xenophobia#homophobia#transphobia#bigotry#idk like… someone was like ‘there’s so many radfems on there & I don’t wanna start a new block list!’#bruh it’s soooo easy tho??? I got like 2 posts that probably got half the damn TERFs on this site in the notes bc they got real mfin pissy#I can just share those but it’s so easy to DIY your own bait for a blocklist
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It is 3.30-something in the morning, dawn of the last day of my vacation, my hand is back to square one but this thing is finally done. Enjoy!
(Do not repost here or onto any other website, reblogging is encouraged!)
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The Truth, Part 7
Next. Previous. Start.
Revelations, So far.
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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason




if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
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little shit award goes to
#hittin my spouse w ‘I gotta go tinkle’ once in a while is my favorite thing#bc he fr be like ‘bro fr?’#& I think it makes it even worse/funnier that according to him I piss like I’m ‘bein chased by a serial killer in a movie’#meanin I get in#& I get tf out#fast af. & apparently loud as hell 😂#so it’s ’lemme go I gotta go tinkle✨’#*straight up puttin ice in a fryer type audio*
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rainbow dash applies for a job
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i can imagine any dragon
second pic based on this ofc

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Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling
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A man in Stockholm really took that last bit to heart.
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